The Victorian Rogues MEGAPACK ®. Морис Леблан
are generally scarce at Seldon. If he isn’t Colonel Clay, what’s he here for, I’d like to know? What money is there to be made here in any other way? I shall inquire about him.”
We dropped in at the Cromarty Arms, and asked good Mrs. M’Lachlan if she could tell us anything about the gentlemanly stranger. Mrs. M’Lachlan replied that he was from London, she believed, a pleasant gentleman enough; and he had his wife with him.
“Ha! Young? Pretty?” Charles inquired, with a speaking glance at me.
“Weel, Sir Charles, she’ll no be exactly what you’d be ca’ing a bonny lass,” Mrs. M’Lachlan replied; “but she’s a guid body for a’ that, an’ a fine braw woman.”
“Just what I should expect,” Charles murmured, “He varies the programme. The fellow has tried White Heather as the parson’s wife, and as Madame Picardet, and as squinting little Mrs. Granton, and as Medhurst’s accomplice; and now, he has almost exhausted the possibilities of a disguise for a really young and pretty woman; so he’s playing her off at last as the riper product—a handsome matron. Clever, extremely clever; but—we begin to see through him.” And he chuckled to himself quietly.
Next day, on the hillside, we came upon our stranger again, occupied as before in peering into the rocks, and sounding them with a hammer. Charles nudged me and whispered, “I have it this time. He’s posing as a geologist.”
I took a good look at the man. By now, of course, we had some experience of Colonel Clay in his various disguises; and I could observe that while the nose, the hair, and the beard were varied, the eyes and the build remained the same as ever. He was a trifle stouter, of course, being got up as a man of between forty and fifty; and his forehead was lined in a way which a less consummate artist than Colonel Clay could easily have imitated. But I felt we had at least some grounds for our identification; it would not do to dismiss the suggestion of Clayhood at once as a flight of fancy.
His wife was sitting near, upon a bare boss of rock, reading a volume of poems. Capital variant, that, a volume of poems! Exactly suited the selected type of a cultivated family. White Heather and Mrs. Granton never used to read poems. But that was characteristic of all Colonel Clay’s impersonations, and Mrs. Clay’s too—for I suppose I must call her so. They were not mere outer disguises; they were finished pieces of dramatic study. Those two people were an actor and actress, as well as a pair of rogues; and in both their rôles they were simply inimitable.
As a rule, Charles is by no means polite to casual trespassers on the Seldon estate; they get short shrift and a summary ejection. But on this occasion he had a reason for being courteous, and he approached the lady with a bow of recognition. “Lovely day,” he said, “isn’t it? Such belts on the sea, and the heather smells sweet. You are stopping at the inn, I fancy?”
“Yes,” the lady answered, looking up at him with a charming smile. (“I know that smile,” Charles whispered to me. “I have succumbed to it too often.”) “We’re stopping at the inn, and my husband is doing a little geology on the hill here. I hope Sir Charles Vandrift won’t come and catch us. He’s so down upon trespassers. They tell us at the inn he’s a regular Tartar.”
(“Saucy minx as ever,” Charles murmured to me. “She said it on purpose.”) “No, my dear madam,” he continued, aloud; “you have been quite misinformed. I am Sir Charles Vandrift; and I am not a Tartar. If your husband is a man of science I respect and admire him. It is geology that has made me what I am today.” And he drew himself up proudly. “We owe to it the present development of South African mining.”
The lady blushed as one seldom sees a mature woman blush—but exactly as I had seen Madame Picardet and White Heather. “Oh, I’m so sorry,” she said, in a confused way that recalled Mrs. Granton. “Forgive my hasty speech. I—I didn’t know you.”
(“She did,” Charles whispered. “But let that pass.”) “Oh, don’t think of it again; so many people disturb the birds, don’t you know, that we’re obliged in self-defence to warn trespassers sometimes off our lovely mountains. But I do it with regret—with profound regret. I admire the—er—the beauties of Nature myself; and, therefore, I desire that all others should have the freest possible access to them—possible, that is to say, consistently with the superior claims of Property.”
“I see,” the lady replied, looking up at him quaintly. “I admire your wish, though not your reservation. I’ve just been reading those sweet lines of Wordsworth’s—
And O, ye fountains, meadows, hills, and groves,
Forebode not any severing of our loves.
I suppose you know them?” And she beamed on him pleasantly.
“Know them?” Charles answered. “Know them! Oh, of course, I know them. They’re old favourites of mine—in fact, I adore Wordsworth.” (I doubt whether Charles has ever in his life read a line of poetry, except Doss Chiderdoss in the Sporting Times.) He took the book and glanced at them. “Ah, charming, charming!” he said, in his most ecstatic tone. But his eyes were on the lady, and not on the poet.
I saw in a moment how things stood. No matter under what disguise that woman appeared to him, and whether he recognised her or not, Charles couldn’t help falling a victim to Madame Picardet’s attractions. Here he actually suspected her; yet, like a moth round a candle, he was trying his hardest to get his wings singed! I almost despised him with his gigantic intellect! The greatest men are the greatest fools, I verily believe, when there’s a woman in question.
The husband strolled up by this time, and entered into conversation with us. According to his own account, his name was Forbes-Gaskell, and he was a Professor of Geology in one of those new-fangled northern colleges. He had come to Seldon rock-spying, he said, and found much to interest him. He was fond of fossils, but his special hobby was rocks and minerals. He knew a vast deal about cairngorms and agates and such-like pretty things, and showed Charles quartz and felspar and red cornelian, and I don’t know what else, in the crags on the hillside. Charles pretended to listen to him with the deepest interest and even respect, never for a moment letting him guess he knew for what purpose this show of knowledge had been recently acquired. If we were ever to catch the man, we must not allow him to see we suspected him. So Charles played a dark game. He swallowed the geologist whole without question.
Most of that morning we spent with them on the hillside. Charles took them everywhere and showed them everything. He pretended to be polite to the scientific man, and he was really polite, most polite, to the poetical lady. Before lunch time we had become quite friends.
The Clays were always easy people to get on with; and, bar their roguery, we could not deny they were delightful companions. Charles asked them in to lunch. They accepted willingly. He introduced them to Amelia with sundry raisings of his eyebrows and contortions of his mouth. “Professor and Mrs. Forbes-Gaskell,” he said, half-dislocating his jaw with his violent efforts. “They’re stopping at the inn, dear. I’ve been showing them over the place, and they’re good enough to say they’ll drop in and take a share in our cold roast mutton;” which was a frequent form of Charles’s pleasantry.
Amelia sent them upstairs to wash their hands—which, in the Professor’s case, was certainly desirable, for his fingers were grimed with earth and dust from the rocks he had been investigating. As soon as we were left alone Charles drew me into the library.
“Seymour,” he said, “more than ever there is a need for us strictly to avoid preconceptions. We must not make up our minds that this man is Colonel Clay—nor, again, that he isn’t. We must remember that we have been mistaken in both ways in the past, and must avoid our old errors. I shall hold myself in readiness for either event—and a policeman in readiness to arrest them, if necessary!”
“A capital plan,” I murmured. “Still, if I may venture a suggestion, in what way are these two people endeavouring to entrap us? They have no scheme on hand—no schloss, no amalgamation.”
“Seymour,” my brother-in-law answered in his board-room style, “you are a great deal too previous, as Medhurst used to say—I