Volumes 1 and 2 - Lord Loss/Demon Thief. Darren Shan
“Yes.”
“He believes you?”
“Yes. But he’s the only one. Everybody else thinks I’m making it up.”
Bill-E grunts dismissively. “If Dervish believes you, so do I.” He turns from the photos and does an odd little shuffling dance, mumbling weird words.
“What was that for?” I ask, bemused.
“One of Dervish’s spells,” he says. “It makes the dead smile. Dervish says it’s important to keep the dead happy. The reason this house isn’t haunted is that Dervish keeps its ghosts laughing.”
“Rot!” I bellow.
“Maybe,” Bill-E grins. “But I’ve been dancing for years and never been bothered by ghosts. Why stop now and run the risk?”
→We watch MTV on the 55 inch widescreen TV, munching popcorn, drinking coke from tall paper cups just like in the cinema.
“The TV was my idea,” Bill-E brags, the remote control balanced on his left knee. “Dervish resisted to begin with, but I kept on at him and eventually he bought one.”
“Does he always cave in to your demands?” I ask.
“No,” Bill-E sighs. “I can wrap Gran and Grandad round my little finger, but Dervish doesn’t crumple. He got the TV because I convinced him it was a good idea—his guests would get good use out of it even if he didn’t.”
“You and Dervish are close, aren’t you?” I note.
“Step aside, Sherlock Holmes—there’s a new kid in town!” Bill-E chuckles, rolling his eyes.
“I don’t want to… like… get between you… or anything,” I mumble awkwardly.
“You couldn’t if you tried,” he responds smugly.
“I could!” I bristle. “He’s my uncle.”
“So?” Bill-E laughs. “He’s my father!”
I stare at him, stunned.
Bill-E looks sheepish. “I shouldn’t have said that,” he mutters. “You won’t tell him, will you?”
“No… but… I mean…” I catch my breath. “You said you didn’t know your father!”
“I don’t,” he says. “Not officially. But it hardly takes a genius to work it out. He wouldn’t invite me over and make such a fuss of me if we weren’t related. And Gran and Grandad Spleen wouldn’t tolerate his involvement unless they had to, no matter how close a friend of Mum’s he was. Dervish has to be my dad. It’s logic.”
“Have you ever asked him?”
Bill-E shakes his head instantly. “Why spoil it? We get along great the way we are. If the truth ever came out in the open, he might decide to sue for custody.”
“Wouldn’t you like that?” I ask.
He shrugs. “I wouldn’t miss Gran and Grandad that much if I moved in with Dervish,” he admits. “I could still go and see them all the time. But if he lost, they might take out a court order to stop him seeing me. I reckon they struck a deal with him when Mum died—he could carry on visiting, or having me over to visit, as long as he never told me who he really was. If I go messing about, it might screw up everything.”
I scratch my head, thinking that over. It all seems a bit complicated to me—Dervish doesn’t strike me as the sort to go in for such subterfuge. But I’m new on the scene. Bill-E has spent most of his life around my uncle. I guess he knows what he’s talking about.
“This makes us cousins—if it’s true,” I note.
“Yeah,” Bill-E giggles, then pokes me in the chest. “It also makes me his son and rightful heir, so don’t go getting too attached to this place, Grady, because as soon as the old man kicks it, you’re out of here!”
“Charming!” I laugh, and dump the last of my popcorn over Bill-E’s head.
“Hey!” Bill-E shouts, shaking kernels from his head, all over the couch and floor. “Clean that up!”
“You clean it,” I grin wickedly. “It’s your house…”
Both of us laughing, he chases me up the stairs to my room, lobbing fistfuls of popcorn at my head all the way.
→Routines. Daily chores. Lots of chess competitions with Dervish and Bill-E. Dervish taught Bill-E how to play. He’s much better than I am, though his concentration wanders occasionally, so I beat him more than I should. Watching TV. Hanging out with Bill-E. We play football and explore the countryside when we’re not stuck in front of the massive screen or locking horns in chess tournaments.
I’m recognised in Carcery Vale now. Bill-E introduced me to the shopkeepers and gossips. They accept me the same as any other kid. Pass the time of day with me when I come in to pick up shopping. Ask about Dervish and what I think of the mansion. Tell me tales from its gory past, trying to spook me.
Bill-E also takes me to visit Gran and Grandad Spleen. A couple of battleaxes! Narrow-eyed, sharp-tongued, drably dressed, their house in a state of perpetual gloominess. Grandad Spleen rambles on about the old days and how Carcery Vale has gone to the dogs. Grandma Spleen hovers in the background, serving tea and biscuits, eyes daring me to spill crumbs on her carpet.
Both have lots to say about Dervish, none of it good.
→Not right, living out there on his own.
→A house like that’s too big for one man.
→He should be married—but no one will have him!
→If he does anything out of order, you let us know.
Bill-E smiles apologetically when we leave. “I love my grandparents, but I know what they’re like. I won’t take you there too often.”
I shrug as if it’s no big deal, but offer up silent thanks. I don’t know how he sticks them. I’d have run away from home years ago if I was caged in with a crabby old pair like that! Although, thinking twice about it, I suppose it’s better to have grumpy grandparents as parents than no parents at all. I complained a lot about Mum and Dad when they were… still with me. They had their faults. I think everybody does. But I wouldn’t complain if they were with me… alive now.
The murders are never far from my thoughts. The memories of Vein, Artery and Lord Loss haunt me. Many nights I wake screaming, arms thrashing, eyes wild, imagining demons in the room with me, under the bed, in the wardrobe, scratching at the door.
Dervish is always there when I wake from my nightmares. Sitting by the bottom of my bed. Passing me a mug of hot chocolate or a towel to wipe the sweat from my face. He never says much, or asks what I was dreaming about. Leaves as soon as I’ve settled down.
We haven’t discussed the demons. I think Dervish wants to, but I’m reluctant to step back into that world of darkness. He leaves books in my room, or open on the tables downstairs, about monsters, demons, magic. I avoid them at first. Later I read certain passages and study pictures, attracted to the mystery of this other realm despite my fear of it.
No pictures of my demons in the books. I glance through some of the many encyclopaedias in the mansion, but there’s no mention of a Lord Loss or his familiars in any of them.
→Friday. Listening to CDs I bought in the Vale. A roaring outside, of a motorbike approaching. But it isn’t Dervish—he’s up in his study. I creep to the window and secretly watch the cyclist dismounting. A woman dressed in black leather. Long blonde hair tumbles down over her