Head Over Heels. Holly Smale
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
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Acknowledgements
About the Publisher
head over heels: idiom
1 To be excited, and/or turn cartwheels
2 To fall in love
3 To become temporarily the wrong way up
4 To go at top speed
6 To fall over
ORIGIN: an inversion of fourteenth century expression heels over head, to literally turn upside down
I know I have friends because this is by far the busiest I’ve ever been.
Honestly, my calendar is manic.
Between group study sessions and movie nights, pizza-eating competitions and crossword round robins, it’s all I can do to keep my epic new social life in some kind of order.
So now I’ve got two diaries: one to make sure I’m in the right place at the right time, the other for making sure everyone else is.
What can I say?
Winnie-the-Pooh was Friendship Ambassador in 1997: I have an awful lot to live up to.
The other reason I know I have friends is that I have a badge that says this in bright blue ink:
Team JINTH!
“Harriet,” Nat said when I presented her with one. “Is this totally necessary?”
“Yes,” I confirmed, pinning it to my Best Friend’s coat. “We don’t want our brand-new additions to feel left out, do we?”
Then I gave badges to Jasper, India and Toby.
Along with the key-rings and magnets I made on my laminating machine.
That’s right: I am now in an official gang.
A clique, a posse, a fellowship.
A group of five happy kindred spirits, never to be parted. Just like the Famous Five or Scooby Doo, except one of us isn’t a big brown dog.
And it’s literally changed my life.
Studies have shown that people with a large network of friends tend to outlive their peers by up to twenty-two per cent, but I’m having so much fun I expect I’ll last even longer.
It took sixteen years, but I finally found them.
People who genuinely want to know that the average London pigeon has 1.6 feet and the soil in your back garden is two million years old.
People who love discovering that a single sloth can be home to 980 beetles and that Martian sunsets are blue and then maybe trying to Google a picture.
I finally found my people.
Etymologically, the word happy comes from the Old Norse noun happ, which means good luck or fortune, and that’s how I feel: as if everything is finally happening exactly as I’ve always wanted it to.
Because for the first time ever, I’m not on the outside looking in any more: I’m smack bang in the middle.
Part of a team and fitting in perfectly.
And I’m having the time of my life.
That’s what you really want to know, isn’t it: where a gang of this epic coolness – of this rare synergy – could possibly be spending most of their free time together.
Well, it’s not the local launderette.
Those innocent days are behind me, I’m afraid.
I tried to keep them going, obviously.
In fact, for the first few weeks I even set up a circle of chairs next to my favourite drying machine and a tray of snacks on top of the coin dispenser, but India wasn’t having any of it.
“Harriet,” she said after our seventh game of ‘Which Washing Machine Finishes First’. “We’re sixth formers. Don’t you think we should maybe hang out somewhere with … I don’t know, less dirty underwear lying about?”
Honestly, I think she was just upset because her machine always finished last.
Some people are super competitive.
Anyway, after a lot of careful research and analysis I finally picked somewhere new: a cosy little cafe, less than fifteen minutes from my house.
And it’s actually kind of perfect.
There are lanterns everywhere and bright velvet cushions and shelves with interesting books piled high. Little coloured fairy-lights are strung from the ceiling all year round, and newspapers featuring multiple crosswords are strewn across the tables: just begging to be filled en masse.
There’s chocolate cake and ginger biscuits and every kind of coffee you could imagine: espresso and macchiato, cappuccino and mochaccino.
Basically, a lot of drinks with o on the end.
Team JINTH even has its very own special spot: a large blue sofa tucked in the corner with two red leather armchairs and a series of green vintage suitcases turned into a table, where we sit all of the time.
Unless other people are sitting there first, and then we have to sit somewhere else.
In short, the cafe is a strategic success.
Close enough for easy access, far enough to feel like a real escape. Glamorous, intimate, mature: the absolute height of sociable sophistication.
It’s my new happiest place to be.
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