Diana Wynne Jones’s Fantastical Journeys Collection. Diana Wynne Jones
we went by a route where waterfalls sparkled down beneath stately trees. I felt almost cheerful, despite the fact that we were going to meet someone who was obviously an important priest.
After a while, we came out beside a long valley with a blue lake winding through it. There were islands in the lake, each one with its own little forest. As we looked, a shower of rain drifted across the end of the lake like the white ghost of a cloud. It was so beautiful that I started listening. And, sure enough, the thread of song came distantly from somewhere.
“Do they really need a bard to make this place more beautiful?” Ogo said.
“Of course they do,” Lew-Laws answered him. “There is mining at that end of the lake, and quarrying. Most unsightly.”
“And we can’t have that,” Ivar said.
“Necessary evils,” Lew-Laws said, not realising Ivar was mocking him. “Gallis is an ugly place. All mountains. Almost nowhere is flat. Take this right turn of the road now.”
That turn led us around the skirts of a mountain and then out above another valley. This one was wide and flat and green with a long white building in the mid-distance, where people in bardic blue were flocking about.
“This place is flat,” Ivar said. “Does that please you better?”
Lew-Laws sighed. “Not really. The ground is nothing but marsh in winter. The wind cuts through like a knife.”
“But it’s dry now,” Ivar said, “and there’s only a breeze.”
“A man can catch his death, standing out there in the rain,” Lew-Laws answered glumly. “They sing in all weathers. Draw the cart on to the grass here. We have to wait, no doubt for hours.”
“Man of Ballykerry,” Green Greet said suddenly.
Finn chuckled as the cart went bumping across the turf. “The man of Ballykerry,” he said to Ogo and me, “was said never to be happy unless he was miserable and even then he was not content.”
Ogo laughed. I tried to, but I was suddenly struggling with strong homesickness. There were high gorse bushes growing all around and the smell of their flowers seemed to hit me to the heart. I longed so to be on Skarr and smell the gorse there that I could have cried. Lew-Laws directed Ivar to put the cart beside a big clump of several gorse bushes. For the next hour or so the smell seemed to fill my mind until I could think of almost nothing else.
Meanwhile, below in the valley a bell rang out from the white building. There were three silvery clangs and then, as the sound went shimmering away into silence, people came swarming out from the white building. Some formed up into groups, large and small. About half were in bardic blue. Others wore a pale blue-green. Others again wore clothes of all colours and they quietly spread themselves out along the edges of the green space as spectators. When everyone was in place, priests in grey came out of the building in a solemn procession. They stopped by the first group. One of the priests waved and that group burst into song.
They sounded quite beautiful, fifty or so voices in harmony, but, when the priests moved on to the next group and this lot sang the same song, I began to lose interest. By the fourth group, I was trying not to yawn.
“Tell those people to stop that noise,” Aunt Beck said. “They’re giving me a headache.”
Moe must have felt the same. As the fifth group began the song, she threw up her head and gave a mighty “Hee-squeak-haw!”
The song stopped. Everyone down in the field turned to look at us.
“Hee-scream-haw!” Moe went, louder than ever.
“For the love of the gods, stop her!” Lew-Laws said. “Oh, I knew you were going to embarrass me. Such ungodly noises!”
Ogo leapt to the cart, seized Moe’s nosebag and crammed it on her face. That stopped her. The group began the song again, but it was not very good. There were wobbly sounds as though some of the singers were struggling not to laugh. The priests moved on to the next group, looking dour.
There were eight more groups. Moe ate and kept quiet for these, but Aunt Beck did not. She put her hands over her ears and said, “Will you go and get them to stop,” over and over.
Lew-Laws kept saying, “Woman, will you hush now!” until I wanted to hit them both.
Then it appeared that the next part of the programme was to be singers on their own. A man in bardic blue stepped forward with a small harp on his arm. He sang long and sweetly and at the end the spectators all applauded. It seemed they were allowed to do that now. After him came a girl in the pale green-blue who sang even longer, but not so sweetly, and she was applauded too.
“What do they think they’re pleased about?” Aunt Beck said loudly. “She sounds like a rusty door hinge.”
“Oh, hush,” Lew-Laws implored her. “This is torment to me, woman.”
Moe began to show signs of restlessness again. We managed to keep her quiet for the next four singers, but it was the applause that bothered her really. When the seventh singer stepped forward, I looked around for Green Greet. Rather to my surprise, he was perched on Ogo’s shoulder and bending around to make little crooning noises at Ogo’s face.
“Green Greet,” I said, “could you be kind enough to keep Moe quiet?”
Green Greet bent himself around the other way to give me one of his wise, wrinkled looks. “Can do,” he said. He sailed over to land on Moe’s back, leaving a long green feather in Ogo’s hair. Moe jumped at the feel of the bird on her back and tossed her head. “Silence,” Green Greet said to her. “Eat your dinner, eat your dinner.” And Moe did, to my relief, just as the seventh singer began her song.
It took only seconds for even Aunt Beck to realise that this lady was in a class by herself. The song soared, as clear as the notes of the silver bell, and sank, and mounted again as the words required, like the flight of the most glorious bird one could imagine.
“Much nicer,” Aunt Beck said loudly. “I can even hear the words.”
“Shush!” we all said, Green Greet included.
The song went on. I felt more than a little envious. I have never, ever been able to hold a tune. Ivar laughs at me when I try. To make it worse, the singer was young and fair-haired and slender and – as far as I could see at that distance – decidedly beautiful. I sighed.
Finally, the song ended. When it did, there was a moment of utter silence, as if the audience were too rapt to react. Then the applause was thunderous. People shouted and stamped as well as clapping. Aunt Beck actually clapped too.
And Moe somehow got her head out of the nosebag and joined in with a bray. But by then it didn’t matter. The chief priest, who I assumed must be Holy Gronn, advanced on the girl, still clapping, and then stopped clapping in order to pin a shining brooch of some kind on the front of her green-blue tunic.
When the applause began to die away, another priest announced in a huge rolling voice, “The winner of The Singing is Riannan at the Pandy.” And the applause began again and went on until my hands were quite sore.
Holy Gronn suddenly appeared beside the cart. I suppose he must have hurried across while the applause was going on, but I was not sure. There was so much magic in Gallis. “Lew-Laws,” he said, “did you have to bring a noisy donkey as well as a noisy woman?” and he laughed. Close to, Gronn turned out to be a small tubby man with a round merry face.
This is the muddling way things turn out sometimes. I had been full of suspicion about the priests of Gallis and prepared to fight them every inch of our way, but I looked at Holy Gronn and thought, Why, he’s nice! It was quite confusing.
Lew-Laws of course went into an ecstasy of dismal respect. He wrung his hands and he writhed. “Oh, Holy High one,” he protested, “I do apologise! They are the most ungodly crew. The woman is dotty and her donkey is insane. I am not sure which