The Silk Stocking Murders. Anthony Berkeley
to the idea of murder,’ he said, after a pause. ‘I’d been looking on this as my own little affair, and I’ve been putting in some hard work on it too. And you needn’t think I’m going to drop out just because you’ve stepped in. I’m determined to get to the bottom of the business (I’ve something like a personal interest in it, as it happens), with or without the police. And at present I’m far and away ahead of you.’
‘How’s that, Mr Sheringham?’
‘Well, to take only one point, do you know Unity Ransome’s real identity?’
‘Not yet, we don’t, no,’ the Chief Inspector had to confess.
‘Well, I do,’ said Roger simply.
There was another pause.
‘What’s in your mind, Mr Sheringham?’ Moresby broke it by asking. ‘There’s something, I can see.’
‘There is,’ Roger agreed. ‘It’s this: I want us to work together on this case. I wanted to at Ludworth last summer, but you wouldn’t. Now I’m in a much stronger position. Because don’t forget that I can help you very considerably as your assistant. I don’t mind your looking on me as an assistant,’ he added magnanimously.
‘You could help me, could you, Mr Sheringham?’ the Chief Inspector meditated. ‘Now I wonder exactly how?’
‘No, you don’t,’ Roger retorted. ‘You know perfectly well. In the first place there’s the material I’ve got together already. But far more than that, there’s the question of the murderer. The circumstances of Lady Ursula’s death make it quite obvious to me that the murderer is a man of good social position, or, at the least, somebody known to her (all Lady Ursula’s friends weren’t of good social position, I admit). Well, now, this is going to be a very difficult case, I think. We’re dealing, I take it, with a homicidal maniac who is probably quite sane on all other subjects. There are only two ways of getting him: one is to catch him red-handed, and the other is to get into his confidence and attack him from behind (and we needn’t have any sporting scruples in this case). Do you agree so far?’
‘All that seems reasonable enough,’ Moresby conceded.
‘Quite so. Well, as to the first method, does one usually take homicidal maniacs of the sexual type red-handed? You people at the Yard ought to know, with your experience of Jack the Ripper. And I’m assuming that our man isn’t quite such a dolt as Neil Cream, who almost invited the police to come and investigate him. Then only the second method remains. Well, now, Moresby, I don’t want to be offensive, but are you the fellow to get into the confidence of such a man? Let’s look at it quite reasonably. We narrow our suspicions down, say, to an old Etonian, who is a member of, perhaps, the Oxford and Cambridge Club. Do you think you could induce a man like that to confide anything further to you than the best thing for the three-thirty? You can’t join his club, you see, and get at him that way, can you?’
‘I see your point all right, Mr Sheringham,’ Moresby smiled. ‘Yes, there’s a good deal in that. But of course we’ve got plenty of people at the Yard who could do all that. What about the Assistant Commissioner? He was at Eton himself.’
‘Do you really imagine,’ said Roger with fine scorn, ‘that a man who has committed at least three murders is going to confide in the Assistant Commissioner of Scotland Yard? Don’t pretend to be puerile, Moresby. You know well enough that nobody even remotely connected with Scotland Yard is going to be any good for that. It’s just there where my position is so useful to you. I’m not connected with Scotland Yard. I’m known to the general public simply as a writer of fiction. Why, the man we’re looking for has probably never seen even a copy of The Courier in his life.’
‘Well, as I said, there’s plenty of sense in all this, Mr Sheringham. And if I do refuse to take you on as an assistant, I suppose you mean you’ll blow the gaff and do your best to queer our pitch?’
‘I shall hold myself free to write what I choose about these cases,’ Roger corrected with dignity.
‘Um!’ The Chief Inspector tapped absently on the table and appeared to be ruminating. ‘I’m in charge of the investigation at present, of course. But we’re not by any means certain yet that they are murders. There’s a lot in that stuff you wrote in The Courier the other day about suggestion acting on a certain type of mind, you know.’
‘Ah! So you read my articles, do you?’ said Roger, childishly pleased. ‘But Lady Ursula’s wasn’t that type of mind, you know. That’s the whole point. Still, we’ll go into that later. Are you or are you not going to take me on?’
‘We’re not allowed to do anything like that, not without permission, you know,’ the Chief Inspector demurred.
‘Yes, and I know equally well that you’ll get the permission in this case for the asking,’ Roger retorted, without modesty.
The Chief Inspector ruminated further. ‘Well,’ he said at length, ‘I’m not saying that you might not be able to help me, Mr Sheringham, in this particular case. Quite a lot. And certainly you’re no fool,’ he added kindly. ‘I thought that at Ludmouth, though you were a bit too clever there. But it was really smart of you to tumble to murder in the Ransome case, before those others. I’ll admit that it never occurred to us at all. Yes, very well, then, sir; we’ll consider that settled. I’ll apply for permission to take you in with us as soon as I get back to the Yard.’
‘Good man!’ Roger cried in high delight. ‘We’ll open a bottle of my precious ’67 brandy to celebrate my official recognition.’
Over the reverent consumption of a couple of glasses of the ’67, Roger made known to his new colleague the result of his researches into the case of Unity Ransome, first stipulating that her real identity should not be made public unless circumstances absolutely necessitated it; he was resolved to use any influence he had to save that unhappy family from further trouble. The Chief Inspector agreed readily enough and, now that it was no longer a case of rivalry but of collaboration, complimented his companion ungrudgingly on his astuteness. He had himself already paid a couple of visits to the Sutherland Avenue flat, but had made little progress from that end of the complicated case.
‘What put Scotland Yard finally on the suspicion of murder?’ Roger asked, having told all he knew.
‘Something beyond your own knowledge, Mr Sheringham,’ replied the Chief Inspector. ‘On examining Lady Ursula’s body, our surgeon reported that there were distinct signs of bruises at her wrists. I had a look at them myself, and though they were faint enough, I’m ready to swear to my belief that her hands had been tied together at some time. Well, she wouldn’t have tied her own hands, would she?’
Roger nodded. ‘And the other cases?’
‘Nothing was noticed at the time, but we’re taking steps to find out.’
‘Exhumation? Yes. Well now, Moresby, let’s hear your theory about it all.’
‘Theory, sir? Well, I suppose we do have theories. But Scotland Yard works more on clues than theories. The French police, now, they work on theories; but they’re allowed a good deal more latitude in their inquiries than we are. They go in a lot for bluff, too, which we can’t use. All we can do is to follow up the pointers in a case, and see where they lead to.’
‘Well, let’s examine the pointers, then. What do you consider we’ve got to work on, so far?’
Inspector Moresby looked at his watch. ‘Good gracious, sir,’ he exclaimed, in artless surprise, ‘I’d no idea it was as late as this. They’ll be wondering whatever’s happened to me. You’ll have to excuse me, Mr Sheringham. I must get back to the Yard at once.’
Roger understood that not until official permission had actually come through would the Chief Inspector discuss the case with him further than to pick his brains. He smiled, well enough content with the result of his lunch-party.