Шедевры остроумия. Дмитрий Дриаев

Шедевры остроумия - Дмитрий Дриаев


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Звегинцеву, Крылов сказал:

      – Александр Иванович, мы с вами вместе заканчивали Морское училище. Ваш выпуск в складчину подкупил “рыжего спасителя” Зуева, чтобы получить зкзаменационные задачи по мореходной астрономии. Задачи эти печатались в литографии Морского училища под надзором инспектора классов. Однако стоило только инспектору на минуту выйти, как Зуев, спустив штаны, сел на литографский камень и получил оттиск задач по астрономии. Вы лично, Александр Иванович, по выбору всего выпуска, списали на общее благо этот оттиск. Ведь так это было?

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