Sweet Talking Man. Liz Talley
SIXTEEN
August 1978
SIMEON HARVEY TURNED away from the open window noting the ceiling fan did little to relieve the discomfort of the sultry Louisiana night. He supposed he’d have to buy a damned air conditioner. Days ago, he’d discovered the humidity had damaged some of the priceless artworks hanging in the gallery. And that could not be.
He glanced at his grandnephew, Bartholomew Theriot Harvey, who sat in a chair in desperate need of reupholstering, fanning himself and sipping a gin and tonic.
“I don’t know why you don’t install air-conditioning in this old dump. It’s hotter than shit in here,” Bart said, wiping his brow with a handkerchief. He looked so much like his mother, Brenda, it was difficult to be angry at him...until he opened his mouth. “So why have I been summoned? Usually I call you. Regardless, you pulled the strings and the puppet dances.”
Simeon stared hard at the boy. No, he wasn’t a boy any longer, but rather a spoiled little popinjay of a man who’d turned thirty years old yet still acted like a frat boy, drinking too much, spending too much, ignoring his old uncle until he needed more funds. Simeon itched to smack the boy, but he wouldn’t. Simeon wasn’t a man of violence.
“Pull the strings? That’s the way you see it, eh?” Simeon asked, creeping painfully toward his recliner. His apartment of rooms occupied the upper floor of Laurel Woods, the historic plantation his family had owned for over a hundred years. Simeon seldom left his rooms, and his pride kept him from moving his bed into the downstairs parlor. He wasn’t that damn old, but the rheumatoid arthritis had worsened over the years and he knew his ability to get up and down the staircase was nearly at an end. Yes, for a man who enjoyed the splendor of the natural world, accepting his limitations was a bitter pill to swallow. He missed the wind brushing his skin...not that there was a breeze tonight.
Simeon tucked his sateen robe around his legs, then adjusted his round spectacles. “And that is exactly why I asked you to come to Laurel Woods this evening. Those pesky strings.”
Bart, whose gaze had traveled over Simeon’s collection of beautiful things, jerked his head indicating the life-size sculpture Calliope had unveiled last week. “That thing is starting to give me a boner.”
Simeon looked at the beautiful rendering of two lovers in a passionate embrace. The lithe female arched back, one arm lifted, as her lover suckled her breast. Folds of fabric fell from the bared stomach of the seductress. Diana, the huntress, captured in sensual pleasure.
“It’s a work of art, meant to engage the senses.”
“Well, if it does a better job, we’ll both be embarrassed.” Bart gave a dirty laugh. “Seriously, if people visit and see that, they’re gonna think you’re a perv.”
Simeon took a few seconds to allow the disappointment inside him to settle. He still couldn’t believe guileless Brenda had given birth to someone as low as Bart. The boy made him feel as if he needed to wash his hands. “Bartholomew, I’m sorry to say I’ve done you a great disservice all these years.”
Bart’s Adam’s apple bobbed slightly as he swallowed. “A disservice?”
“Yes, a grave disservice,” Simeon said, stroking the white goatee that brushed his knotted cravat, reaching for calmness, asking the gods to give him the right words.
Bart uncrossed his legs, adjusting his position in the chair. “What are you talking about?”
“I’ve provided for you because I loved both my sister and niece. Celeste and Brenda made mistakes in their lives, lives shortened by heartbreak, but each was free of selfish motive.”
“Do you think I don’t appreciate all you’ve done for me, uncle? Because I do,” Bart said quite prettily, using a cajoling voice and a soft smile.
Trickery.
Bart had blown through half the money he’d inherited on his twenty-first birthday and came to Simeon several times a year to beg for more. His handsome great-nephew always brought presents, like the fine velvet pajamas or Victorian erotic art he knew his uncle treasured. He also exploited his uncle’s loneliness by reminiscing about old times, times where laughter echoed through the halls of Laurel Woods. Though the boy was incredibly selfish and dissolute, he was hypodermically sharp.
“I care about you, Bart, and that’s the reason I’m changing my will.”
“Oh.” Bart straightened, his eyebrows lifting. “Ah, what...” He paused as if unsure what position he should take. Buttoning his mouth, he elected to wait.
“You’ll continue to receive the money remaining in the trust, but I’ve decided the estate will be given to the Laurel Woods Art Foundation on my death. I want the good work we’re doing for artists and the community in general to continue after I’m gone.”
Bart’s eyebrows lowered. “You’re joking.”
“Not a joke. I firmly believe you’ll never change, never grow up, as long as I continue to feed you money. You have two legs—it’s time you learned to stand upon them.”
At that moment his nephew did. Rising abruptly, Bart moved toward him, hand outstretched. As usual. “Uncle Simmy, please. I’m not a bad person. Didn’t I bring you chocolates from the place on Magazine Street you like?”
Simeon looked at the box he’d already opened and sampled from. “A nice gift, Bartholomew.”
“Yes, a nice gift,” Bart said, dropping his hand. “And I think the art foundation is deserving of your generosity. But to give the whole estate to a bunch of fruitcakes who make crap—” he picked up a piece of driftwood carved to look like a sleeping heron “—is insane.”
“I beg your pardon? Insane? What is insane about wanting to leave the world a better place?” Simeon cupped his hands over the recliner’s arms, shifting his weight so he sat taller.
“Leave the world a better place with this stuff? You’re mad.”
Simeon chose to ignore that remark. Keep to the course. “I have an appointment with Remy Broussard tomorrow to make the changes. My mind is made up, but I thought it best to tell you in person. You deserved to know what to expect upon my death.”
Bart turned. “I can’t believe you would do this to me. I’m your own blood, the child of the niece who cared for you when no one else would. I’m a Harvey. You can’t do this. You just can’t.”
“Of course I can. The estate belongs to me. The money you inherited from your mother was gambled away at the track. You think I don’t realize why your hand is stretched out so often? You think I don’t know about the people you owe money to? Dangerous people who would sooner slit your throat than piss on you.”
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