Bachelor on the Prowl. Kasey Michaels
promos this time next week. Now, let Jackie take your arm—her gown’s sort of heavy so you have to help her navigate—and just walk on out there, looking at Jackie as if she’s a rare, juicy steak and you’ve been on a chicken diet all month, okay?”
Harry scratched his head, smiled. “You want me to walk out there with this lady, parade around in my tux, make a jackass out of myself for the cameras?”
“One minute!” Irene said, coming down the few steps from the backstage area of the runway, to stand beside Holly. “Is he ready? Oh my, yes. He certainly is. And I found shoes for Jackie.”
“Good,” Holly said, then watched as Jackie, keeping her head very straight so that the headpiece and cathedral-length veil didn’t topple her backward, laid her hand on Harry’s forearm. “Drooling is not allowed, Jackie,” she bit out, then ran her gaze over both of them, giving them one last check before sending them off. “Irene, weren’t there supposed to be bra inserts in this gown? She looks flat-chested.”
“I’ll get them,” Irene said as Jackie glared at Holly.
“Sorry,” Holly said, shrugging, knowing she was pointing out Jackie’s lack right in front of Harry. “Them that has often notice them that don’t. Guess Mother Nature put those few extra inches in your feet, right, Jackie?”
“Show time,” Irene said, fluffing out Jackie’s train and veil just as the model looked ready to pick Holly up by her ears, swing her around and launch her toward the snack table. “Let’s knock ’em dead!”
Holly stepped back to let Jackie and Harry pass by her up the few steps, then followed, ready to peek out through the break in the curtains once they’d closed behind the two models.
What a sight! The runway, lit romantically by overhead lights, and brightened by what seemed like thousands of photographer’s flashes, was filled with Julia Sutherland’s designs for what tomorrow’s brides should wear.
So many gorgeous gowns, fantastic fabrics. Julia hadn’t missed a trick. There were sheaths for the second-time bride, lacy confections for the young bride. There were white, ivory, peach, pink and even one lightest blue gown edged in white lace. Pearls glowed, sequins sparkled. Headpieces of every size and description were matched specifically to each gown. The heady scent of fresh flowers was everywhere as the grooms, each in their own designer tuxedo, made the perfect foils for the perfect brides.
And then, after the first mad explosion of camera shutters was over, Jackie began her walk down the runway, clad in the strapless, backless show gown that seemed to defy gravity, physics and the dress codes for correct bridal wear in at least two out of every three religious denominations.
The material was peau de soie, the lace Alencon, and the style definitely twenty-first century. The skirt of the low-waisted gown had been gathered, as Holly termed it, “six ways from Sunday,” pouffing out here, tucked in there, each tuck accented by a small bouquet of pink cabbage roses dotted with faux diamonds. The train went on for miles, the veil for a half-mile more.
This was not a gown to be worn by anyone other than a rock star marrying her tongue-pierced rock star lover, or the movie star tripping down the aisle with her sugar daddy beau. This was grand theater, and Jackie knew it. The press knew it.
And Harry knew he was being upstaged. Definitely. He and Jackie had come to the end of the runway, to stand, be photographed some more, when Harry broke from his “handy place to hang the bride” role and began to ad-lib.
He stepped away from Jackie, but maintained contact by holding onto one of her gloved hands. He gestured toward her, inviting applause from the audience—and it was substantial—then bowed over the model’s hand, raising it to his lips.
The crowd applauded again, giving its approval even as Holly, her head barely stuck through the break in the curtains, rolled her eyes and said, “Ham.”
But Harry wasn’t done. He smiled, winked at the audience, and then pulled the now startled Jackie close, bent her back over one arm and planted one on her.
“I’ll kill him,” Holly gritted out from between clenched teeth, letting the curtains fall back into place and stomping down the steps to take a quick drink of soda before she had to go out there, take Julia’s place and hopefully some bows.
“You’re on,” Irene said, motioning for her to get back up the steps. She grabbed the pincushion from Holly’s wrist, then snagged one end of the boa as Holly tugged in the other direction, spun in a small circle so that the boa unwrapped from her neck, and headed out through the curtains.
She couldn’t see a thing. Lightbulbs flashed everywhere, and tall models in huge gowns grabbed at her, hugged her, pushed her forward along the runway, until she got to the end.
Where she stood, dwarfed by Jackie on one side, Harry on the other. She had her speech all prepared, a little something about being honored to stand in for Julia today and thanking everyone for coming.
But the words escaped her as Harry grabbed her, flipped her back over his arm as he had done with Jackie and kissed her square on the mouth.
More lightbulbs flashing, more applause, a little laughter, a few catcalls…and the most overwhelming desire to kiss Harry Hampshire back, and wait a while before killing him.
He released her at last, set her back on her feet, and with the sweep of one hand indicated that everyone should applaud her. “Take a bow, or curtsy if you can manage it,” Harry instructed her, speaking around his smile. “Come on, little lady, you’ve earned it.”
“I’m going to kill you,” Holly yelled back at him over the applause, a major feat, as she did it while still smiling and without it looking as if she were speaking at all. “Are you nuts? What the hell did you think you were doing?”
“What? You mean you didn’t like that? I thought I was being very inventive. Bridal showing, kiss the bride. All that good stuff.”
“Yeah?” Holly said as they turned, Harry having tucked her arm in his as Jackie walked on Holly’s other side. “Well, I’m not the bride.”
“Well, I am,” Jackie pointed out as they neared the curtains once more. “Those of us that can often notice that about those who probably never will,” she then said, grinning triumphantly at getting some of her own back after Holly’s crack about her lack of cleavage.
“Why, you—” Holly began, then stopped, smiled, as a trio of photographers hopped up onto the runway, eager to take still more pictures. Holly hadn’t seen them coming, and now she was blinking furiously, trying to see something other than bright white lights ringed in blue dancing in front of her eyes. “Damn lights!”
“Don’t worry, just stick with me. I’ve got you,” Harry told her, guiding her through the curtains, down the steps to the dressing area. He sat her in a chair, then retrieved a can of soda and a cellophane pack of dry crackers from the snacks table. “Here you go. It isn’t much, but everything’s been pretty well picked over. Do you have to go back out there, face the reporters?”
Holly pressed the cool side of the soda can to her cheek, took a deep breath. “Yes, I do. I do have to go back out there. God, how does Julia manage it? I’m exhausted.”
She looked up at Harry, now able to see him again, and wondered if she’d only imagined that kiss he’d given her. Closed-mouth, granted, but it had sure packed a wallop. “I’ll be sure to give your name to the CNN people and everyone else. I suppose you’ve earned a mention in any segments or articles. That was your plan, wasn’t it?”
He frowned a little, making this really wonderful crease between his eyebrows—almost as if he might harbor a whiff of intelligence behind that gorgeous face. “You’re going to give them my name? What name?”
“Why, Harry Hampshire, of course. You have others you use professionally? Although I shouldn’t help you out, because you nearly gave me heart failure, showing up so late. That really isn’t professional, Harry. I could have complained to your agency, and you’d