Cat Among the Pigeons. Agatha Christie
was almost unbearable.
‘Well?’ said the fat man testily, and speaking with half-closed eyes. ‘What is it now, eh?’
It was said of Colonel Pikeaway that his eyes were always just closing in sleep, or just opening after sleep. It was also said that his name was not Pikeaway and that he was not a colonel. But some people will say anything!
‘Edmundson, from the F.O., is here sir.’
‘Oh,’ said Colonel Pikeaway.
He blinked, appeared to be going to sleep again and muttered:
‘Third secretary at our Embassy in Ramat at the time of the Revolution. Right?’
‘That’s right, sir.’
‘I suppose, then, I’d better see him,’ said Colonel Pikeaway without any marked relish. He pulled himself into a more upright position and brushed off a little of the ash from his paunch.
Mr Edmundson was a tall fair young man, very correctly dressed with manners to match, and a general air of quiet disapproval.
‘Colonel Pikeaway? I’m John Edmundson. They said you—er—might want to see me.’
‘Did they? Well, they should know,’ said Colonel Pikeaway. ‘Siddown,’ he added.
His eyes began to close again, but before they did so, he spoke:
‘You were in Ramat at the time of the Revolution?’
‘Yes, I was. A nasty business.’
‘I suppose it would be. You were a friend of Bob Rawlinson’s, weren’t you?’
‘I know him fairly well, yes.’
‘Wrong tense,’ said Colonel Pikeaway. ‘He’s dead.’
‘Yes, sir, I know. But I wasn’t sure—’ he paused.
‘You don’t have to take pains to be discreet here,’ said Colonel Pikeaway. ‘We know everything here. Or if we don’t, we pretend we do. Rawlinson flew Ali Yusuf out of Ramat on the day of the Revolution. Plane hasn’t been heard of since. Could have landed in some inaccessible place, or could have crashed. Wreckage of a plane has been found in the Arolez mountains. Two bodies. News will be released to the Press tomorrow. Right?’
Edmundson admitted that it was quite right.
‘We know all about things here,’ said Colonel Pikeaway. ‘That’s what we’re for. Plane flew into the mountain. Could have been weather conditions. Some reason to believe it was sabotage. Delayed action bomb. We haven’t got the full reports yet. The plane crashed in a pretty inaccessible place. There was a reward offered for finding it, but these things take a long time to filter through. Then we had to fly out experts to make an examination. All the red tape, of course. Applications to a foreign government, permission from ministers, palm greasing—to say nothing of the local peasantry appropriating anything that might come in useful.’
He paused and looked at Edmundson.
‘Very sad, the whole thing,’ said Edmundson. ‘Prince Ali Yusuf would have made an enlightened ruler, with democratic principles.’
‘That’s what probably did the poor chap in,’ said Colonel Pikeaway. ‘But we can’t waste time in telling sad stories of the deaths of kings. We’ve been asked to make certain—inquiries. By interested parties. Parties, that is, to whom Her Majesty’s Government is well disposed.’ He looked hard at the other. ‘Know what I mean?’
‘Well, I have heard something.’ Edmundson spoke reluctantly.
‘You’ve heard perhaps, that nothing of value was found on the bodies, or amongst the wreckage, or as far as is known, had been pinched by the locals. Though as to that, you can never tell with peasants. They can clam up as well as the Foreign Office itself. And what else have you heard?’
‘Nothing else.’
‘You haven’t heard that perhaps something of value ought to have been found? What did they send you to me for?’
‘They said you might want to ask me certain questions,’ said Edmundson primly.
‘If I ask you questions I shall expect answers,’ Colonel Pikeaway pointed out.
‘Naturally.’
‘Doesn’t seem natural to you, son. Did Bob Rawlinson say anything to you before he flew out of Ramat? He was in Ali’s confidence if anyone was. Come now, let’s have it. Did he say anything?’
‘As to what, sir?’
Colonel Pikeaway stared hard at him and scratched his ear.
‘Oh, all right,’ he grumbled. ‘Hush up this and don’t say that. Overdo it in my opinion! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you don’t know, and there it is.’
‘I think there was something—’ Edmundson spoke cautiously and with reluctance. ‘Something important that Bob might have wanted to tell me.’
‘Ah,’ said Colonel Pikeaway, with the air of a man who has at last pulled the cork out of a bottle. ‘Interesting. Let’s have what you know.’
‘It’s very little, sir. Bob and I had a kind of simple code. We’d cottoned on to the fact that all the telephones in Ramat were being tapped. Bob was in the way of hearing things at the Palace, and I sometimes had a bit of useful information to pass on to him. So if one of us rang the other up and mentioned a girl or girls, in a certain way, using the term “out of this world” for her, it meant something was up!’
‘Important information of some kind or other?’
‘Yes. Bob rang me up using those terms the day the whole show started. I was to meet him at our usual rendezvous—outside one of the banks. But rioting broke out in that particular quarter and the police closed the road. I couldn’t make contact with Bob or he with me. He flew Ali out the same afternoon.’
‘I see,’ said Pikeaway. ‘No idea where he was telephoning from?’
‘No. It might have been anywhere.’
‘Pity.’ He paused and then threw out casually:
‘Do you know Mrs Sutcliffe?’
‘You mean Bob Rawlinson’s sister? I met her out there, of course. She was there with a schoolgirl daughter. I don’t know her well.’
‘Were she and Bob Rawlinson very close?’
Edmundson considered.
‘No, I shouldn’t say so. She was a good deal older than he was, and rather much of the elder sister. And he didn’t much like his brother-in-law—always referred to him as a pompous ass.’
‘So he is! One of our prominent industrialists—and how pompous can they get! So you don’t think it likely that Bob Rawlinson would have confided an important secret to his sister?’
‘It’s difficult to say—but no, I shouldn’t think so.’
‘I shouldn’t either,’ said Colonel Pikeaway.
He sighed. ‘Well, there we are, Mrs Sutcliffe and her daughter are on their way home by the long sea route. Dock at Tilbury on the Eastern Queen tomorrow.’
He was silent for a moment or two, whilst his eyes made a thoughtful survey of the young man opposite him. Then, as though having come to a decision, he held out his hand and spoke briskly.
‘Very good of you to come.’
‘I’m only sorry I’ve been of such little use. You’re sure there’s nothing I can do?’
‘No. No. I’m afraid not.’
John Edmundson went out.
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