Loveless. Alice Oseman
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2020
Published in this ebook edition in 2020
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Source ISBN: 9780008244125
Ebook Edition © May 2018 ISBN: 9780008244132
Version: 2020-06-26
If it proves so, then loving goes by haps:
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare
Contents
Part One
Last Chance
Romance
Pip, Jason and Me
Truth or Dare
Tommy
Kissing
On Fire
Loveless
Part Two
Change
Rooney
A New Friendship
Romantic Thinking
Sex
College Marriage
Baby’s First Club
High Standards
Pride
Putting Yourself Out There
Shakespeare and House Plants
Chaotic Energy
Forever Alone
Immature
We Sure Do Love Drama
Dating Skills
Straight Out of a Romance Novel
The Spark
A Short but Compelling Presentation by Rooney Bach
Palm to Palm
Elephant in the Room
The Letter ‘X’
Mr Self-Confidence
Sunil
Could have Gone Harder with the Pride Flags
Pip
Mirage
Part Three
I Love None
Wank Fantasy
Countdown Timer Music
Brainwashed
Fantasy Future
Mirror World
But if She Cannot Love You
Two Roommates
The Bailey Ball
Capulet vs Montague
Defeated
Paper Flowers
Survivor
Part Four
Very Opposite People
Aromantic Asexual
True Love
Home
Ellis
Platonic Magic
Memories
Love Ruins Everything
You Deserve Joy
Jason
Sorry
Beth
Emergency Meeting
The Night Before
Your Song
The Opposite of Curious
Mess
We Kept the Beds Together
Horny and Confused
I Will Find Her
Grand Gesture
Part Five
It’s Been Fun
Good Night
The House
Further Resources on Asexuality and Aromanticism
Acknowledgements
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