The Perfect Gift. Lenora Worth
Busted.
Goldie watched, horrified and hurt, from behind the Gingerbread House at Santa Claus Lane, while the man she’d been dating for six months kissed another woman. And bought her a dog. He’d never once offered to buy Goldie a dog. In fact, he’d told her he was highly allergic to animals. So after waiting for him to meet her for dinner, Goldie smiled, chatted with him, ordered spaghetti and meatballs and then “accidentally” dumped half her meal onto his lap before telling him that they were finished. It was a standard metaphoric mode of dumping a boyfriend, but now she understood why a lot of women took this route. It made a statement to the world and it made her feel good.
Or at least it had until she’d left the mall in tears.
After driving for an hour in rain that turned to sleet, she’d realized she’d somehow missed the main exit to Viola, Louisiana. Now she was trying to get home through the back way. Bad idea on a night like this and considering she wasn’t all that familiar with the roads around here. If she hadn’t been so depressed and distracted, she might have thought long and hard about the sanity of taking this remote shortcut. Too late now.
Easing the little car along, Goldie sent up a prayer for safe travels while the radio personality announced yet another road closing due to icy conditions.
“If you’re inside, stay there,” the perky broadcaster advised. “If you’re traveling, stay on the main roads.”
Goldie sputtered a reply. “You don’t say.”
She was not on a main road. And the sleet was getting heavier while the temperature was dipping below freezing. Soon these roads would be slick with ice. Her cell phone rang but since she had both hands glued to the steering wheel and the service out here was questionable at best, Goldie ignored it. Probably Carla calling for details about the breakup. Or maybe Grammy wondering why she wasn’t home yet. But she didn’t dare talk on the phone and drive in this mess at the same time.
Goldie listened as the “Jingle Bells” ring tone died down, her eyes misting as a wave of loneliness hit her square in her soul. “I guess I’ll be alone again this Christmas,” she said out loud just to hear herself talking.
No puppy dog for her. And no more snuggling or cuddling with Number Five, either. Five losers in five years. Could her life get any worse? She’d been making the same old mistakes with men since she’d graduated from college and worked in Baton Rouge. Now she’d just have to focus on doing her weekly column on being organized long-distance from Viola while she stayed with her recuperating grandmother through the holidays. In spite of coming here to help Grammy and in hopes of finding some true meaning in her life, Goldie was as confused as ever. Some advice columnist she was. How could she tell other people how to stay focused and organized when she couldn’t even keep a man? When would she find what she was looking for—that perfect fit in a relationship?
And why did that matter so much, anyway? She’d never been one to chase after the dream of marriage and family the way some of her single friends did. By Goldie’s way of thinking, relationships were highly overrated. So why did she keep dating the wrong men? Maybe so she could break up with them and prove her theory? And keep her heart safe in the process?
She held to the steering wheel as she came to a curve, the trees crouching across the road causing her to lose sight of the asphalt. And that’s when she hit the patch of slick black ice. The car lurched then shimmied before suddenly changing direction. Screaming, Goldie tried to remember how to steer into the skid, but it was too late. Her car kept slipping and sliding until it went into a careening, screeching turnaround. She looked up, her scream now locked inside her throat, as the car headed right toward the wide trunk of an ancient cypress tree.
The alligator was cooperating. The humans all around the eight-foot reptile, however, were not.
“I want him gone, Rory.”
“Me, too. I can’t sleep at night, knowing that creature is hibernating right here at my dock. Rory, can you just take him outta here?”
Rory Branagan shivered in his waterproof work boots and his insulated raincoat. His gaze moved from the sedate alligator buried in a self-made bunker of water and mud near the bank to the couple standing in the icy wind. In the yellow glow from the security light, he could see the fear in the couple’s eyes. “I understand, Mr. Johnson. But this gator is just doing what alligators do in winter. He’s hunkering down for a good long rest.”
Alfred Johnson kicked his cowboy boots into the sleet-covered grass near the shallow pond behind his house. “His snout is sticking up out of the water. ’Bout scared my poor wife to death. He coulda grabbed little DeeDee and ate her whole.”
“He’s not that hungry right now, sir,” Rory observed, shaking his head. “And your poodle shouldn’t be out here near the water anyway.” At least not on a night like this one. And surely these nice people knew that if they lived on a bayou, they were bound to see alligators.
“Good thing I was holding tight to DeeDee,” Mrs. Johnson stated, completely ignoring Rory’s advice. “Now, it’s too cold and wet out here to be arguing. Are you gonna rustle this thing outta here and get him away from my family?”
Rory looked down at the big leathery snout sticking out of the water, thinking Marge Johnson might be petite but she was fiercely protective of the things she loved. That included her family and that barking pile of white fur she called DeeDee. Well, he couldn’t blame the woman.
“I think this one here was ‘icing’ his snout because of the sleet and this frigid water, Mrs. Johnson. He probably wouldn’t hurt you as cold as it is out here, since he’s not interested in food right now. But if this weather clears and we get some warmer days after Christmas, he could pose a problem.”
“So get him,” Mr. Johnson instructed, his tone as sharp as the crystals of sleet hitting Rory’s broad-brimmed rain hat. “I don’t want that gator showing up for Christmas dinner later this month.”
“And I don’t want him around my grandbabies,” Marge insisted, shaking her head, her hair so stiff with hair spray Rory could see tiny ice particles shimmering like a crown on her head. “We’ve got kids coming home for the holidays and I’ve got too much to do. I can’t be worried about my grandchildren out here by the water.”
Rory nodded, steeled himself against a messy job and thought it was nights such as this that made him wish he was in another line of work. But his job as a nuisance hunter for the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries paid the bills. And he loved his work on most days. This wasn’t a typical day in Louisiana, though. It rarely got this nasty around these parts during the winter. But the sleet was getting heavier by the minute. The forecast for the next couple of days didn’t look promising. A rare but sure ice storm was coming, whether Rory liked it or not.
And that old gator was getting real cozy in his nice little cave here on the shore of Mr. Johnson’s shallow, marshy pond. If Rory didn’t help the poor creature, Mr. Johnson might take matters into his own hands and just shoot the reptile. Rory’s conscience couldn’t allow that to happen. Nor could his job with the state.
“I’ll see what I can do,” Rory told Mr. Johnson. “Let me just go to my truck and get my equipment.”
“Fair enough,” Mr. Johnson replied, satisfied for now at least. “Go on inside, Marge. You’re shivering in your wader boots out here, honey.”
Rory stomped up the slope toward the driveway, listening to Marge’s concerned questions as her husband guided her back to the house. His vibrating cell phone made him stop at the back of the truck.
“What’s wrong?” Rory asked into the phone. The call was from his house and that meant trouble. Having two boys ages six and ten with no mother always meant trouble.
“It’s all right.”
As always, his mother’s voice was calm and firm. “Mom, are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure. I just wanted you to know that we’re