The Golden Elephant. Alex Archer
did so. When she called out that it was secure, it rose rapidly toward the ceiling. She frowned, but the woman slowed it down when it neared the top. She extracted it without its synthetic fabric touching the sides of the hole.
“Thanks,” Annja called. “Good job.”
After an anxious moment the rope came through the ceiling again. Except not far enough.
Not nearly far enough. Annja reckoned she could just barely brush it with her fingertips if she jumped as high as she could. She could never get a grip on it.
“Uh, hey,” she called. “I’m afraid it’s not far enough. I need a little more rope here.”
She heard a musical laugh. It made its owner sound about fourteen. “So sorry,” the unseen voice said. “No can do.”
“What do you mean?” Annja almost screamed the words as water burst into the room to eddy around her shoes. “You aren’t going to leave me to drown?”
“Of course not. In a matter of a very few minutes the water will rise enough to float you up to where you can grasp the rope and climb out. A bit damp, perhaps, but none the worse for wear.”
Annja stared. The astonishing words actually distracted her from the floodwaters until they rose above the tops of her waterproofed shoes and sloshed inside them. Their touch was cold as the long-dead emperor’s.
“At least leave me my pack!” Annja shouted, jumping up and swiping ineffectually at the dangling rope. She only succeeded in making it swing. She fell back with a considerable splash.
“I’m afraid not,” the woman called. “You have to understand, Ms. Creed. There’re two ways to do things—the hard way and the easy way.”
Annja stood a moment with the water streaming past her ankles. The words were so ridiculous that her mind, already considerably stressed by the moment, simply refused to process them.
Then reality struck her. “Easy?” she screamed. “Not Easy Ngwenya?”
“The same. Farewell, Annja Creed!”
Annja stared. The chill water reached her knees. She stood, utterly overwhelmed by the realization that she had just been victimized by the world’s most notorious tomb robber.
2
Paris, France
“You’re kidding,” Annja said. “Who doesn’t like the Eiffel Tower?”
“It’s an excrescence,” Roux replied.
“Right,” she said. “So you preferred it when all you had to watch for in the sky was chamber pots being emptied on your head from the upper stories?”
“You moderns. You have lost touch with your natures. Ah, back in those days we appreciated simple pleasures.”
“Not including hygiene.”
Roux regarded her from beneath a critically arched white brow. “You display a most remarkably crabbed attitude for an antiquarian.”
“I study the period,” she said. “I’m fascinated by the period. But I don’t romanticize it. I know way too much about it for that. I wouldn’t want to live in the Renaissance.”
“Bah,” the old man said. But he spoke without heat. “There is something to this progress, I do not deny. But often I miss the old days.”
“And you’ve plenty of old days to miss,” Annja said. Which was, if anything, an understatement. When he spoke about the Renaissance, he did so from actual experience.
Roux was dressed like what he was—an extremely wealthy old man–in an elegantly tailored dove-gray suit and a white straw hat, his white hair and beard considerably more neatly barbered than his ferocious brows.
Annja had set down her cup. She sat with her elbows on the metal mesh tabletop, fingers interlaced and chin propped on the backs of her hands. She wore a sweater with wide horizontal stripes of red, yellow and blue over her well-worn blue jeans. A pair of sunglasses was pushed up onto the front of her hair, which she wore in a ponytail.
Autumn had begun to bite. The leaves on the trees along the Seine were turning yellow around the edges, and the air was tinged with a hint of wood smoke. But Paris café society was of sterner stuff than to be discouraged by a bit of cool in the air. Instead the sidewalks and their attendant cafés seemed additionally thronged by savvy Parisians eager to absorb all the sun’s heat they could before winter settled in.
She found herself falling back onto her current favorite subject. “I’m still miffed at what happened in Ningxia,” she said.
“ You’re miffed? I have had to answer to certain creditors after the shortfall in our accounts. Which was caused by your incompetence, need I remind you?”
“No. And anyway, that’s not true. I got the seal. I had it in my hands.”
“Unfortunately it failed to stay in your hands, dear child.”
“That wasn’t my fault! I trusted her,” Annja said.
“You trusted a strange voice which called down to you through a hole in the ground,” Roux said. “And you style yourself a skeptic, non? ”
Annja sat back. “I was kind of up against it there. I didn’t really have a choice.”
“Did you not? Really? But did you not eventually save yourself by following that vexatious young lady’s suggestion, and waiting until the water floated you high enough so you could climb the rest of the way out?”
“Only to find the witch had flown off in my helicopter. My. Helicopter, ” Annja said.
“Oh, calm down,” the old man said unsympathetically. “She did send a boat for you. Which she paid for herself.”
Annja sat back and tightly folded her arms beneath her breasts. “That just added insult to injury,” she said. The tomb robber had even left her pack. Without the seal. “Whose side are you on, anyway?”
“My own, of course,” Roux said. “Why be mad at me? I only point out things could have gone much worse. You might have seen Miss E. C. Ngwenya’s famous trademark pistols, for example.”
Annja slumped. “True.”
“And it never occurred to you,” Roux said, “simply to wait until the water lifted you high enough to climb out the hole directly, without handing over the object of your entire journey to a mysterious voice emanating from the ceiling?”
Annja blinked at him. “No,” she said slowly. “I didn’t think of that.”
She sighed and crumpled in her metal chair. “I pride myself in being so resourceful,” she said almost wonderingly. “How could it have deserted me like that?”
Roux shrugged. “Well, circumstances did press urgently upon you, one is compelled to admit.”
She shook her head. “But that’s what I rely on to survive in those situations. It’s not the sword. It’s my ability to keep my head and think of things on the spur of the moment!”
“Well, sometimes reason deserts someone like you,” Roux said.
For a moment Annja sat and marinated in her misery. But prolonged self-pity annoyed her. So she sought to externalize her funk. “It’s just losing such an artifact—the only trace of that tomb—to a plunderer like Easy Ngwenya. She just violates everything I stand for as an archaeologist. I’ve always considered her nothing better than a looter.”
She frowned ferociously and jutted her chin. “Now it’s personal.”
Roux set down his cup and leaned forward. “Enough of this. Now, listen. Your secret career is an expensive indulgence—”
“Which I never volunteered for in the first place!”