Dramas of a Teenage Heiress. Katy Birchall

       Hey, are you ok???

       OMG SKY! No, not ok. It’s so good to hear from you. Want to Skype?

       I would love to but I’m just in the middle of a photo shoot. Isn’t it like 1am in London?

       Couldn’t sleep. I got dropped from the 50 Heirs to Watch list

       You were on that list?? Cool! Oh. Sorry. I mean, who cares about some weird list? Not me

       This is all Nancy Rose’s fault

       Did you really tackle her to the floor?

       Can’t say I feel bad for her. She once likened my outfit to a ‘Christmas tree, if a dog had been left alone to tear it apart’.

       I didn’t tackle her to the floor.

       I wouldn’t even know HOW to tackle someone to the floor

       She made the whole thing up then? Why?!

       Well, I did take the handbag from her. But she stole it from Fritz first, so it was only fair

       Sounds dramatic!

       It was a little dramatic. Everyone hates me now

       That’s not true

       Yes, it is. How can I prove to everyone that I’m not a nasty diva person?

       You don’t need to prove ANYTHING!

       Your friends and family know the real you and that’s all that matters!

       According to the 50 Heirs to Watch list, the ‘real me’ doesn’t deserve to be on it

       You’re not REALLY upset about that list, are you? I get dropped from lists all the time. It doesn’t mean anything

       That was the only list I was on! I was so proud to be number 49!

       Can I do anything to make you feel better?

       Leave LA and come to London?

       Soon. You know it’s my new favourite place. Ah I gotta go, they want me to change into the Dior. Ignore the haters and ignore all of Nancy Rose’s tweets. You’re the BEST. Love ya xxx

       Wait.

       What do you mean ignore ALL of Nancy Rose’s tweets?!

       She only tweeted one thing about me, right?!

       I blocked her so I only saw that earlier tweet about the list!

       What has she said now???

       I’m going to look

       No I shouldn’t

       I shouldn’t look

       Should I?

       Why would I torture myself ?

       I won’t look

       Although, what if people are talking about it and I can’t defend myself because I don’t know what she’s tweeting?!

       I’m going to look

       I’m looking right now

       DON’T TRY TO STOP ME

       ...

       Oh god

       This is not good

      @NancyRose

      Excited to be on the Morning Sunshine breakfast show tomorrow, revealing all about HANDBAG-GATE and an EXCLUSIVE story about Flick Royale’s previous ATTACK ON ROYALTY! #handbaggate