I am still not a Loser. Jim Smith
8ef-78ce-5ef1-83c9-1a8da158d88f">
First published in Great Britain 2013
by Jelly Pie, an imprint of Egmont UK Ltd
The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN
Text and illustration copyright © Jim Smith 2013
The moral rights of the author-illustrator have been asserted.
ISBN 978 1 4052 6032 9
eISBN 978 1 7803 1324 5
A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.
Please note: Any website addresses listed in this book are correct at the time of going to print. However, Egmont cannot take responsibility for any third party content or advertising. Please be aware that online content can be subject to change and websites can contain content that is unsuitable for children. We advise that all children are supervised when using the internet.
Contents
About the comma putter-innerer
You know when someone’s horrible to you in a dream and you wake up really annoyed with them? That’s what happened to me with my best friend Bunky.
In the dream I was my favourite TV character, Future Ratboy, and Bunky was his annoying sidekick Not Bird.
We were in the mayor’s office, which looked exactly like my granny’s house.
‘You’re the only ones who can save us from the hoverpoos!’ said the mayor, who was played by my teacher, Mr Hodgepodge.
Hoverpoos were the invention of Professor Smugly, who in the dream was Gordon