The Backpacking Housewife. Janice Horton
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I point a finger across the straights towards a small islet. ‘I know those are Salt and Cooper and Ginger Island, but do you know what that little round one with no trees on it is called?’
‘Aye. That’s Dead Chest Island.’ Ethan answered. ‘There’s nothing growing on it because there’s no freshwater. It’s where Blackbeard the pirate once abandoned fifteen of his crewmen with one keg of rum and a pistol with one shot between them. I suppose he’d assumed they’d all get drunk and then fight over the pistol to commit suicide.’
‘Couldn’t they have just all swam over to Peter Island instead?’ I asked, thinking it didn’t look too far away.
‘It looks close enough but there are dangerous currents between the islands. The story is that they did all try to swim for it but only one of them made it. That’s why there’s a Dead Man’s Bay on Peter Island.’ He remarked.
I stared over at Dead Chest Island and tried to imagine the horror of being stuck in a place where nowhere actually looked too far away and yet everywhere was impossible to reach.
Ethan then boldly opened the engines and began to heartily sing at the top of his voice.
‘Fifteen men on the Dead Man’s Chest, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!’
I sat back and enjoyed the warm wind blowing through my hair and took in the dramatic shape of Virgin Gorda, the third largest island in the BVIs off our starboard or right side, looking like a giant woman reclining in the shimmering Caribbean heat.
We are heading towards the outer islands now. I know that some are still uninhabited, but others are now the exclusive hideaways of the rich and famous; rock stars, movie moguls and rich entrepreneurs. I decide to look out for Tom Cruise because I’m sure someone mentioned that he’d recently bought one of these outlying atolls.
Ethan saw me peering ahead with eagerness.
‘We’re heading northwest towards The Dogs,’ he informed me.
‘What kind of dogs are they?’ I asked cautiously, wondering if we’d needed rabies jabs.
Ethan laughed. ‘There are no dogs. It’s a group of islands named so because sailors once thought the barking they could hear came from dogs on the islands.’
‘And, if it wasn’t dogs, what was it?’
‘Caribbean Monk Seals,’ he clarified. ‘Sadly, they’re now extinct.’
He looked gloomy for a little while as he considered this awful loss.
We soon approached a group of five small rocky islets that made up The Dog Islands.
They looked wild and rugged against the calm deep blue of the surrounding sea.
‘Now we’re truly in virgin territory!’ Ethan proclaimed.
He sounded excited as he stood proudly at the helm, inhaling deeply, as if the air around here was purer too. ‘Many years ago, the sailors who came here thought this was the very end of the world, and they imagined the horizon line that you see now was the drop off point. All these islands around here are privately owned. But some are also protected wildlife sanctuaries for creatures that can be found nowhere else in the world. See that island up ahead?’
I peer through my sunshades at the shape of an irregular mound in the distance.
‘That’s Mosquito Island. It’s where I first learned to scuba dive. My instructor, Booty Bill, was known as the last pirate in the Caribbean. He was a real character. There’s so many rumours about him finding shipwrecks and treasure around here. No one ever really knew fact from fiction. When I first came here, at eighteen years old, Booty was like a father to me.’
Ethan sighed happily as he remembered those times.
‘He sounds like an amazing man. Is he still here? I’d love to meet him.’
‘No. He retired to Florida. But now, of course, Richard owns the island.’
‘Are you talking about Richard Branson?’ I gasped.
‘Aye, in 2007, he swiped Mosquito from under my nose for just twenty million.’
Ethan shook his head as if 2007 was just yesterday and twenty million was small change.
‘But I thought Richard Branson owned Necker Island?’
‘Aye, he does. He bought Necker way back in ’79. Although, interestingly, on one very old map of the BVIs it’s shown as ‘Knicker Island’. As you might imagine, Richard, with his sense of humour, thought that was downright hilarious!’
I laughed. ‘Yes, I expect you’d have to be British to appreciate that joke.’
I’m guessing he and Richard Branson have an interesting alliance.
‘So, is that why you know this area so well? Because you lived here as a young man?’
‘Aye. I spent a whole summer down here before I started university. I love these islands. I know these waters like I know the back of my own hand. It’s long been an ambition of mine to buy a boat and an island here and make my home in the BVIs. A dream, actually’
‘But I thought Scotland was your home?’ I said in some surprise.
‘Nah. Not really. I’ve gone soft in my old age. Scotland’s too damn cold. I’d rather follow in the footsteps of my fellow Scot, Robert Louis Stephenson, and live in warmer climes.’
And, I suddenly realised, that although I do know certain things about this man – his recent history, his passion for conservation, his determination to save the planet, and how much I love him – there is still so much that I don’t know about him. His childhood in Scotland. His earlier life. How he single-handedly built up the Goldman Global Foundation. And this dream of his.
I suspect Ethan is as deep as these waters all around us and as equally intriguing.
‘And, this island we’re going to see today,’ I said. ‘Do you think this might be your dream?’
He turned from the helm to grin at me. He had such a handsome face in any regard, but when he smiled, Ethan looked movie star handsome and my heart did a little flip.
‘Lori, my love, believe me when I tell you this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Unfortunately, this island’s not for sale or I’d be snapping it up. It’s held in an ancient trust. One hundred years ago, it was leased to someone who died with a hold over on the lease agreement, so the island was left to inheritors for the remainder of the lease despite them having no plans nor interest in the island. My guess is they forgot all about it until the lease finally expired this year. I got my lawyers straight onto securing it for the next hundred years.’
‘And that’s why no one has lived on it in all that time?’
‘Aye. It’s a rare find. The last private island with an untouched eco-system in the Virgin Islands. That’s just like finding a virgin in a brothel!’ He chuckled at his own joke.
‘So, what you’re actually talking about is another research facility!’ I remarked a little sourly. I couldn’t help it. I loved his enthusiasm. But how could an abandoned island possibly be our permeant home? How could we possibly thrive, never mind survive, out here on a small rock? I imagined the two of us sitting on a deserted island beach together, sun scorched and dehydrated, with nothing more than one bottle of rum between us – like those poor abandoned pirates – and fighting over one gun with one bullet in it with which to end our awful misery.
As we made our approach, to what I could easily understand being thought the very edge of the old world, Ethan’s untouched virgin island rose dreamily from the sea and it was breath-taking to behold. At first glimpse, I see white crested waves crashing into rocky inlets and small sandy coves. But then I spotted a small heart-shaped cove with a tiny curved beach and with swaying palm trees and a labyrinth of boulders forming natural pools and seawater-flooded grottoes.