The Collected Dramas of George Bernard Shaw (Illustrated Edition). GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
PROSERPINE (surprised). Don’t they expect you?
MORELL (peremptorily). Do as I tell you.
(Proserpine frightened, sits down at her typewriter, and obeys. Morell goes across to Burgess, Candida watching his movements all the time with growing wonder and misgiving.)
MORELL. Burgess: you don’t want to come?
BURGESS (in deprecation). Oh, don’t put it like that, James. It’s only that it ain’t Sunday, you know.
MORELL. I’m sorry. I thought you might like to be introduced to the chairman. He’s on the Works Committee of the County Council and has some influence in the matter of contracts. (Burgess wakes up at once. Morell, expecting as much, waits a moment, and says) Will you come?
BURGESS (with enthusiasm). Course I’ll come, James. Ain’ it always a pleasure to ‘ear you.
MORELL (turning from him). I shall want you to take some notes at the meeting, Miss Garnett, if you have no other engagement. (She nods, afraid to speak.) You are coming, Lexy, I suppose.
LEXY. Certainly.
CANDIDA. We are all coming, James.
MORELL. No: you are not coming; and Eugene is not coming. You will stay here and entertain him — to celebrate your return home. (Eugene rises, breathless.)
CANDIDA. But James —
MORELL (authoritatively). I insist. You do not want to come; and he does not want to come. (Candida is about to protest.) Oh, don’t concern yourselves: I shall have plenty of people without you: your chairs will be wanted by unconverted people who have never heard me before.
CANDIDA (troubled). Eugene: wouldn’t you like to come?
MORELL. I should be afraid to let myself go before Eugene: he is so critical of sermons. (Looking at him.) He knows I am afraid of him: he told me as much this morning. Well, I shall show him how much afraid I am by leaving him here in your custody, Candida.
MARCHBANKS (to himself, with vivid feeling). That’s brave. That’s beautiful. (He sits down again listening with parted lips.)
CANDIDA (with anxious misgiving). But — but — Is anything the matter, James? (Greatly troubled.) I can’t understand —
MORELL. Ah, I thought it was I who couldn’t understand, dear. (He takes her tenderly in his arms and kisses her on the forehead; then looks round quietly at Marchbanks.)
ACT III
Late in the evening. Past ten. The curtains are drawn, and the lamps lighted. The typewriter is in its case; the large table has been cleared and tidied; everything indicates that the day’s work is done.
Candida and Marchbanks are seated at the fire. The reading lamp is on the mantelshelf above Marchbanks, who is sitting on the small chair reading aloud from a manuscript. A little pile of manuscripts and a couple of volumes of poetry are on the carpet beside him. Candida is in the easy chair with the poker, a light brass one, upright in her hand. She is leaning back and looking at the point of it curiously, with her feet stretched towards the blaze and her heels resting on the fender, profoundly unconscious of her appearance and surroundings.
MARCHBANKS (breaking off in his recitation): Every poet that ever lived has put that thought into a sonnet. He must: he can’t help it. (He looks to her for assent, and notices her absorption in the poker.) Haven’t you been listening? (No response.) Mrs. Morell!
CANDIDA (starting). Eh?
MARCHBANKS. Haven’t you been listening?
CANDIDA (with a guilty excess of politeness). Oh, yes. It’s very nice. Go on, Eugene. I’m longing to hear what happens to the angel.
MARCHBANKS (crushed — the manuscript dropping from his hand to the floor). I beg your pardon for boring you.
CANDIDA. But you are not boring me, I assure you. Please go on. Do, Eugene.
MARCHBANKS. I finished the poem about the angel quarter of an hour ago. I’ve read you several things since.
CANDIDA (remorsefully). I’m so sorry, Eugene. I think the poker must have fascinated me. (She puts it down.)
MARCHBANKS. It made me horribly uneasy.
CANDIDA. Why didn’t you tell me? I’d have put it down at once.
MARCHBANKS. I was afraid of making you uneasy, too. It looked as if it were a weapon. If I were a hero of old, I should have laid my drawn sword between us. If Morell had come in he would have thought you had taken up the poker because there was no sword between us.
CANDIDA (wondering). What? (With a puzzled glance at him.) I can’t quite follow that. Those sonnets of yours have perfectly addled me. Why should there be a sword between us?
MARCHBANKS (evasively). Oh, never mind. (He stoops to pick up the manuscript.)
CANDIDA. Put that down again, Eugene. There are limits to my appetite for poetry — even your poetry. You’ve been reading to me for more than two hours — ever since James went out. I want to talk.
MARCHBANKS (rising, scared). No: I mustn’t talk. (He looks round him in his lost way, and adds, suddenly) I think I’ll go out and take a walk in the park. (Making for the door.)
CANDIDA. Nonsense: it’s shut long ago. Come and sit down on the hearthrug, and talk moonshine as you usually do. I want to be amused. Don’t you want to?
MARCHBANKS (in half terror, half rapture). Yes.
CANDIDA. Then come along. (She moves her chair back a little to make room. He hesitates; then timidly stretches himself on the hearthrug, face upwards, and throws back his head across her knees, looking up at her.)
MARCHBANKS. Oh, I’ve been so miserable all the evening, because I was doing right. Now I’m doing wrong; and I’m happy.
CANDIDA (tenderly amused at him). Yes: I’m sure you feel a great grown up wicked deceiver — quite proud of yourself, aren’t you?
MARCHBANKS (raising his head quickly and turning a little to look round at her). Take care. I’m ever so much older than you, if you only knew. (He turns quite over on his knees, with his hands clasped and his arms on her lap, and speaks with growing impulse, his blood beginning to stir.) May I say some wicked things to you?
CANDIDA (without the least fear or coldness, quite nobly, and with perfect respect for his passion, but with a touch of her wisehearted maternal humor). No. But you may say anything you really and truly feel. Anything at all, no matter what it is. I am not afraid, so long as it is your real self that speaks, and not a mere attitude — a gallant attitude, or a wicked attitude, or even a poetic attitude. I put you on your honor and truth. Now say whatever you want to.
MARCHBANKS (the eager expression vanishing utterly from his lips and nostrils as his eyes light up with pathetic spirituality). Oh, now I can’t say anything: all the words I know belong to some attitude or other — all except one.
CANDIDA. What one is that?
MARCHBANKS (softly, losing himself in the music of the name). Candida, Candida, Candida, Candida, Candida. I must say that now, because you have put me on my honor and truth; and I never think or feel Mrs. Morell: it is always Candida.
CANDIDA. Of course. And what have you to say to Candida?
MARCHBANKS. Nothing, but to repeat your name a thousand times. Don’t you feel that every time is a prayer to you?
CANDIDA. Doesn’t it make you happy to be able to pray?
MARCHBANKS. Yes, very happy.
CANDIDA. Well, that happiness is the answer to your prayer. Do you want anything more?
MARCHBANKS (in beatitude). No: I have come