Тринадцать гостей / Thirteen Guests. Джозеф Джефферсон Фарджон
in that rather unchristian occupation. A maid informed the chauffeur that her master was out.
“He’s at your place,” she said. “If you hurries you’ll catch him.”
“Is he coming straight back?” inquired Arthur, with the practical sense of one who has to deal with grit in carburettors.
“No, he’s not,” answered the maid, and added pertly, “he’s got a baby coming at six.”
Arthur considered. It was now eleven minutes to four. He pointed out that the baby was not due for over two hours, but the maid retorted that you never knew, and that the doctor was going right on anyway. “This’ll be No. 8—it’s that Mrs. Trump again,” the maid observed, “I call it disgusting!” She believed in good looks and Marie Stopes.
The chauffeur returned to the car and reported. Nadine looked at the young man. The green glint in her eyes was dancing once more.
“There’s only one way to catch the doctor,” she said. “And there’s only one doctor to catch. He’s attending a patient at Bragley Court—where I happen to be going myself. Shall I take you on there?”
“Why not deposit me here till he returns?” asked the young man. “I mustn’t go on being your responsibility like this.”
Nadine explained the situation. The doctor might be hours before he got back. Some babies were optimistic, and hurried; others showed less anxiety to enter a troubled world.
“Then—would you take me—?” began the young man, and paused.
“Yes? Where?” inquired Nadine.
Obviously, even a man who fell out of a train had some destination beyond the platform. For the sake of the adventure she had delayed referring to it.
“Not sure,” said the young man, and the reply pleased Nadine. The autumn sun was in a very generous mood, and she had no wish to end the adventure. “Isn’t there an inn somewhere?”
Nadine turned to the chauffeur, who was still awaiting instructions.
“Bragley Court, Arthur,” she said, “and don’t worry about speed limits.”
There was always something vaguely personal in her use of the word “Arthur.” It implied no social unbending on her part, and permitted no familiarity on his, but it recognised his existence; almost, his male existence. Now it added two miles to the speedometer.
“Bragley Court doesn’t sound like an inn,” commented the young man wearily. He found he couldn’t fight.
“It certainly isn’t an inn,” answered Nadine. “The only two inns within reasonable distance—as far as I know—are the Black Stag and the Cricketers’ Arms. The Black Stag is by the station. No stag has ever been known there, although I think there is a rumour that years ago one hid behind the bar, but there’s plenty of blackness. It comes from the tunnel. I believe the inn puts up one traveller a year, and never the same traveller. The Cricketers’ Arms is much more lively. That’s why it is even less desirable. All sorts of company. And I’m told the bed, like Venice, is built round seven lumps. I really think, if you went to the Cricketers’ Arms, you might die of it.”
He did his best to smile. Watching him closely, she assured him the smile was not necessary.
“You’re quite understanding,” he said suddenly.
“I know you’re in pain,” she replied. She had to restrain an impish desire to give him a more personal answer. “I was thrown once, and couldn’t listen to a funny story for a week. Does my prattle worry you?”
“No, please go on.”
“I don’t know if there’s anything to go on about. Oh, yes—Bragley Court. We are racing there to catch the doctor before he leaves one patient to go on to another, that’s all.” She laughed. “You are to be sandwiched between old age and youth—an old lady of over seventy, and a baby minus two hours.”
It was true her prattling did not worry him. It helped him wonderfully, for there was a vital quality behind its levity that forced some part of his attention, diverting it from his pain. But he did not quite know how to handle it.
“I hope the old lady is not very ill?” he said rather conventionally.
“She is very ill,” returned Nadine. “She does jig-saws, and is a lesson to everybody. That is, if anybody ever is a lesson to anybody else, which I doubt. I’ve only known two people in my life who could make me feel a pig. She’s one of them.”
“I know what it is,” thought the young man. “She’s so confoundedly natural!” Aloud he asked, “Your mother?”
“It would have been politer to have asked if she were my grandmother! I forgive you. She’s neither. She is our—my hostess’s mother. Bragley Court is the place of the Avelings, you know. Or don’t you know?”
“What! Lord Aveling?” She nodded. “I say—do you think you’d better take me there?”
“Why not? Are you Labour?”
He did not reply at once. He was frowning. In the distance the dogs were barking again. A bird, too fat to emigrate, sent a note of shrill sweetness from a bough. “I have just eaten a worm,” sang the bird. It was happy. The snow was a long way off.
“I don’t know whether you realise what I’m realising,” said the young man seriously, “but I may have to stay a bit where you set me down.”
“That’s exactly why—since you’ve given me no other address—I’m taking you to Bragley Court. I’ve already implied that if I took you to either of the local inns here I might be had up for murder.”
“But—”
“Do you think, if you tried terribly hard, you could stop worrying? If we catch the doctor, let him decide.”
“And if we don’t?”
“Then Lord Aveling can decide. And I know his decision in advance, or I wouldn’t risk inviting it.”
“I’m not too sure of that,” said the young man. “You do take risks.”
“Do I?”
“You’ve risked—me!”
“So I have!”
“What makes you think Lord Aveling won’t kick against having a stranger lumped upon him, even temporarily?”
“Three things, my dear man. Is that too familiar? One, Lord Aveling. Conservatives with ambition are splendid hosts. Two, myself. I’ve an instinct—and Lord Aveling likes me, and knows I’d never let him down. Three—isn’t that an old school tie?”
This time he laughed.
“Satisfied?” she laughed back.
“Sounds pretty good,” he admitted.
“Thank God for that,” sighed Nadine. “Because here we are, and there’s no turning back now. By the way, what’s your name?”
Chapter II. Inventory
Half an hour later John Foss, bandaged and stretched out on a rose-coloured settee, reviewed his position.
He had been received at Bragley Court with the utmost ease and courtesy. Indeed, when he realised the vastness of the space in which Lord and Lady Aveling moved, he became a little less anxious over the dislocation he would cause. His advent at the Black Stag or the Cricketers’ Arms might have created a flutter, but Bragley Court gave no outward sign of vulgar emotion. The indoor and outdoor staff numbered twenty-six, and each member had been trained to meet any situation or emergency with smoothness and efficiency. Emotionally there was no difference between passing a toast-rack and conveying a stranger with a crocked ankle from a car to a couch.
Nevertheless, he was conscious that something more important than efficient service had dealt with his arrival and had sanctioned it. He might have been treated courteously as a necessary evil—his