A Reconstructed Marriage. Amelia E. Barr
the affront, but she was in thorough sympathy with her mother. Christina was differently affected. The idea of a workman telling her mother not to interfere in her own house was so flagrantly impudent, that it was to Christina flagrantly funny. Every time Mrs. Campbell imitated the man, she felt that she must give way, and at length the strain was uncontrollable, and she burst into a screaming passion of laughter.
"Forgive me, mother!" she said as soon as speech was possible. "That man's impertinence to you has made me hysterical, for I never saw you treated so disrespectfully before. I was very nervous when I rose this morning."
"You must conquer such absurd feelings, Christina. Observe your sister and myself. We should be ashamed to exhibit such a total collapse of will power."
"Excuse me, mother. I will go to my room until I feel better."
"Very well, Christina. You had better take a drink of water. Remember, you must learn to meet annoyance like a sensible woman."
"I will, mother."
But after breakfast when Isabel came to her, she went off into peals of laughter again, burying her face in the pillows, and only lifting it to ejaculate: "It was too delicious, Isabel—too deliciously funny for anything! If you had seen that man stare mother in the face—and tell her not to interfere! I wondered how he dared, but I admired him for it; he was a big, handsome fellow. Oh, how I wished I was like him! What privileges men do have?"
"Do you mean to call it a privilege to tell mother not to interfere?"
"Many a time I would like to have done it; yes, many a time. I know it is wicked, but mother does interfere too much. It is her specialty!" and Christina appeared ready for another fit of laughter.
"If you laugh any more, Christina, I shall feel it my duty to throw cold water in your face. Mother told me to do so."
"Such advice comes from her interfering temper. That handsome fellow was right."
"Behave yourself, Christina. What is the matter with you?"
"It is the change, Isabel. To see lots of men in the hall, and that heavy black furniture and the poor beetles and butterflies, and the great men's pictures going away——"
"Can't you speak correctly? Are you sick?"
"I must be!"
"Go back to bed, and I will get mother to give you a sleeping powder."
"That will be better than cold water. If you could only have seen mother's face, Isabel, when that man told her not to interfere. As for him, he had a wink in his eyes, I know. I hope I shall never see him again. If I do——"
"I trust you will behave decently, as Christina Campbell ought to do."
"If he winks, I shall laugh. I know I shall."
"Then you ought to be ashamed of yourself!"
"I am, but what good does that do?"
"See here, Christina, there are going to be many changes in this house, and if you intend to meet them with this idiotic laughter, what pleasure can you expect? Be sensible, Christina."
Poor Christina! The keenest of all her faculties was her sense of the ridiculous. On this side of her nature, her intellect could have been highly developed, but instead it had been ruthlessly depressed and ignored. The comic page of the newspapers, the only page she cared for, was generally removed; she could tell a funny story delightfully, but no one smiled if she did so; she saw the comical attributes of every one, and everything, but it was a grave misdemeanor to point them out; and thus snubbed and chided for the one thing she could do, she feared to attempt others which she knew only in a mediocre manner.
At the dinner table she was able to take her place in a placid, sensible mood. She found the family deep in the discussion of an immediate removal to the seashore. It was at any rate about the usual time of their summer migration, and Robert was advising his mother to go to the Isle of Arran. But Mrs. Campbell had resolved to go to Campbelton, where she had many relations. "We can stay at the Argyle Arms," she said, "and then neither the Lairds nor the Crawfords will have the face to be dropping in for a few days' change, at my expense."
Christina looked distressed, and touched Isabel's foot to excite her to rebellion. "Mother," said Isabel dolorously, "Christina and I hate Campbelton! It smells of whiskey and fish, and not even the great sea winds can make the place clean and sweet."
"It makes me ill," ventured Christina.
"My family have lived there for generations, Christina, and it never made them ill. They are, indeed, very robust and healthy."
"There is nothing to see, mother."
"I am ashamed of you, Christina. It is a town of the greatest antiquity, and was, as you ought to know, the capital of the Dalriadan kingdom in the sixth and seventh century."
"I know all about its antiquities, mother. I wish I didn't."
"Christina, what is the matter with you to-day?"
"I am tired of living, mother."
"Robert, do you hear your sister?"
"Why are you tired of living, Christina?" asked Robert, not unkindly.
"We do not live, brother; that is the reason."
"What do you mean?"
"Life is variety. To us every day is the same, except the Sabbath, and that is the worst day of all. I don't blame you, brother, for a desperate effort to change your life. If I were a man I should run away."
"What do you mean by a desperate effort, Christina?"
"I mean marriage. Sometimes I feel that I would run away with any man that would marry me."
"Hush! Such a feeling is shameful. What do you wish instead of Campbelton?"
The courage of the desperate possessed Christina and she answered: "I should like to travel. I want to see Edinburgh and London and Paris like other girls whose families have money, and Isabel feels as badly at our restrictions as I do."
"What do you say, mother? Will you go with the girls to Edinburgh and London? Paris is out of the question. I will pay all expenses."
"I will do nothing of the kind. I am going to Campbelton. I suppose the girls can go by themselves."
"You know better, mother."
"English girls go all over the world by themselves, and some kinds of Scotch girls are beginning to think mothers an unnecessary institution."
Robert looked at Isabel, and she said: "We might have a courier. I mean a lady courier."
"I will not permit my daughters to go stravaging round the world with any strange woman. Robert, I think you have behaved most imprudently to propose any such thing."
"In your company, mother, was my suggestion. I do think an entire change of people and surroundings would do both you and my sisters a great deal of good."
"Changes are plentiful; too many are now in progress."
So the subject died in bad temper, and Robert felt his proffered kindness to have been very ungraciously received. But when he rose from the table, Christina touched his arm as he passed her chair. "Thank you, brother," she said. "You wished to give us a little pleasure. It is not your fault we are deprived of it."
He saw that her eyes were full of tears, and her weary, plaintive voice touched his heart, so he turned to his mother and said:
"Think of what I have proposed. I will not stint you in expenses. Give the girls and yourself a little pleasure—do."
"Your own expenses are going to be tremendous, Robert, furnishing, travelling and what not. I can't conscientiously increase them."
At these words Christina left the room. Robert did not answer his mother's remark, but he looked at Isabel, and she understood the