Tobias o' the Light. James A. Cooper
"You speak for yourself, Tobias," rejoined his sister, with good-natured irony. "My beauty never struck in, so's to be chronic, as ye might say. And I could do right now with lots more money than we've got."
"You'd only put it in the Clinkerport Bank—you know you would," chuckled Tobias. "And the most useless dollar in the world—to the owner I mean—is a dollar in the bank."
"You never did properly appreciate money."
"No, thanks be! Not according to your standard of appreciation, Heppy. Money is only good for what you spend it for. A dollar in the bank that airns ye three cents a year ain't even worth thinkin' of—let alone talking about. You might just as well hide it under the hearthstone. It would be less worry."
"We ain't got enough in the Clinkerport Bank to worry you none," scoffed his sister.
"I dunno. Arad Thompson, the president of the bank might run off with the funds. Such things do happen."
"And he confined to a wheel chair for ten years now!" ejaculated Miss Heppy. "I shall never worry over our little tad of money—save that it is so little."
"I give it as my opinion that money don't seem to do folks all the good in the world that it oughter. Look at these two young ones, now, Lorna and Ralph. Their folks has got more wealth than enough. And yet Ralph croaks as though he saw no chance at all ahead of him but trouble."
"I do allow," admitted Miss Heppy, "that Lorna thinks as little of Ralph's money as she seems to of the boy himself. And he's a nice boy."
"And she's just the nicest gal that ever stepped in shoe-leather," rejoined the lightkeeper stoutly.
"They don't 'preciate each other," sighed Miss Heppy.
"Ain't it so? I give it as my opinion that if they was poor—re'l poor—they would fall in love with each other quick enough."
"I dunno——"
"I do," declared the confident lightkeeper. "It's a case o' money being no good at all to them young ones. If Ralph had to dig clams or clerk it in a bank for a living, and Lorny didn't have more'n two caliker dresses a year and could not get any more—why! them two would fall in love with each other so hard 'twould hurt. That's my opinion, Heppy, and I give it for what it's worth."
He knocked the heeltap out of his pipe on the stove hearth. His sister was not giving him her full attention. She raised her eyes from her darning and listened to the storm.
The wind shrieked like a company of fiends around the tall tower. The sleet and spray slapped viciously against the shutterless windows on the exposed side of the structure. The woman shook her head.
"It's a terrible night, Tobias. Listen!"
From the ocean rose the voice of a blast seemingly worse than any that had gone before. It was the apex of the storm. It drowned anything further Tobias might have said.
The hurricane from the sea took the light tower in its arms and shook it. The roar of it made the woman's face blanch.
As the sound poured away into the distance the two in the kitchen heard a crash of glass—then a scream. Tobias dashed for the stairway door.
"The lamp!" he shouted.
"That ain't no lamp, Tobias," declared his sister.
When he opened the door a gale rushed in and sucked the flame out of the top of the lamp chimney with a "plop!" The stairway seemed filled with a whirling cyclone of wintry air.
Tobias heard the clatter of Ralph Endicott's boots on the iron treads coming down from above. A door was banging madly on the second floor. Lorna screamed again.
"The window of the best room's burst in, Tobias," shouted Miss Heppy. "That poor child!"
The lightkeeper had seized his lantern, and now he started up the stairway. But youth was quicker than vigorous old age. Ralph plunged into the bedchamber, the door of which had been burst open by the blast from the wrecked window.
The cowering figure of the girl at the foot of the bed, wrapped in Miss Heppy's voluminous nightgown, was visible in the whirlwind of snow. She sprang toward Ralph with a cry of relief, and the young man gathered her into his arms as though she were a child.
"Oh, Ralph!"
"All right, Lorna! You're safe enough. Don't be frightened," soothed Endicott.
For a long moment he sheltered her thus, bulwarking his own body between her and the blast from the window. She cowered in his arms. Then:
"For love's sake!" gasped Miss Heppy at the head of the stairs.
The lantern in her brother's hand broadly illumined the two young people. Tobias himself was enormously amused.
"Don't look as though you hated each other none to speak of," was his tactless comment.
"Tobias!" shrieked Miss Heppy.
Lorna struggled out of Ralph's arms in a flame of rage.
"How dare you, Ralph Endicott?" she cried. "I thought you were at least a gentleman. You go right away from here—now—this minute! I'll never speak to you again!"
"Why, I—I——"
Ralph was too startled for the moment to be angry. The girl ran in her bare feet to the comfort of Miss Heppy's ample person.
"Take me somewhere! Take me to your room, Miss Heppy. I never want to see him again. How dared he?"
"Oh, sugar!" murmured the perfectly amazed lightkeeper.
But the fires of rage began to glow within Ralph Endicott's bosom now, blown by the blast of Lorna's ingratitude. His face blazed.
"What do you mean?" he demanded. "I did not come here because I wanted to. You yelled loud enough for help. I—I——"
"That will do!" exclaimed Lorna, her head up, as regal as any angry little queen could be. "If you were a gentleman by nature you would have refused to stay here in the first place, when you knew the light was my only shelter."
"Well, of all the——"
"You can go on to Clinkerport. Telephone from the hotel to Aunt Ida and tell her where I am and whose care I am in. If the story that you and I remained here all night together is circulated about Harbor Bar, I'll never forgive you, Ralph Endicott!"
"Great Scott!" shouted the young man, coming out into the hall and closing the door of the bedroom. "You don't suppose for a moment I want such a story circulated among our friends, do you? No fear!"
He started down the stairs, pulling his cap over his ears and buttoning his automobile coat up to his throat.
"For love's sake!" again gasped the troubled spinster, who still held the girl in her arms.
"Hold on! Hold on!" exclaimed Tobias. "'Tain't fit for to turn a dog out into this storm."
"I don't care!" cried the hysterical girl wildly. "He never should have let the car stall in that snowdrift. He should have gone on to Clinkerport alone instead of making a nuisance of himself around here."
The lower door banged as punctuation to her speech.
Tobias started to descend the stair. His sister motioned him commandingly toward the door of the best room.
"You find some way to stopper that window, Tobias," she said, "and then go back to your lamp. You can't do no good interfering in this."
She led the sobbing girl into her own room and closed the door. The lightkeeper shook his head.
"I give it as my opinion," he muttered, "that women folks is as hard to understand as the Chinee language. And they begin their finicking mighty airly."
Lorna sobbed herself into quietness in Miss Heppy's feather bed, cuddled into the good spinster's embrace. The latter