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even care if he was an Uglyface. Cousin Chris fooled himself into thinking he would play for Detroit, even though he couldn’t catch a baseball if it smacked him between the eyes. Mom once found a drawing of skyscrapers in the margins of my journal and tossed it out into the rain.
Every summer, Mom and Grandma shaved the dog with the same sheers Grandpa LeRoy used to trim his beard. They’d hammer a stake into the soft ground between the old chicken coop and the moss-covered Virgin Mary and tie Lucy to it. Mom put her in a headlock while Grandma went to town. A dull hum. Lucy’s ragged breath. Tumbleweeds of fur carried off by white-throated sparrows. Every now and again, Mom would loosen her grip and half-shaved Lucy would run as far as the leash allowed.
What I’m saying is, I know what it’s like to be tethered to Bumfuck, running in circles like an animal. It doesn’t matter how far away I move or what City Slicker skin I try on. Nobody cares that I use ten-dollar words like juxtapose or that I juxtapose everything I am now with all the places I’ve been. Doesn’t matter that I cough up extra dough so I don’t have to wipe my ass with that thin-as-a-Bible-page off-brand toilet paper. Doesn’t matter that I learned in college that Mr. Right is a Miss and now we’re planning a Gay Wedding in a Gay City five hundred miles from Grandma’s house.
Here’s what matters: I keep a box of cherry Jell-O in the pantry behind the red lentils and the flax seeds. On days when I’m feeling like some kind of Posh White Whole Foods Biddy, I think about whipping up some Jell-O salad, but something always stops me. Maybe I’m worried I can’t make it like my people. Maybe I’m afraid I won’t like the way it tastes.
Lezbens
Viroqua, WI
JENNIFER MORALES
It’s so easy for writing to become revenge. I don’t mean this that way. And I apologize in advance for depicting my nemesis in this story as a toothless hick. I really do.
Last Sunday, Keren and I attended a picnic put on by a church we are considering joining. The first time we visited the church, the minister was away at a conference but we were welcomed cheerfully and generously by the deacons and laypeople.
We’ve been back a few times to—I’ll call it Downtown Church—since then. The picnic was maybe visit number four for us, so we’re getting pretty serious about this one. We’ve consistently enjoyed the services, especially the casual and very human way the minister interacts with her congregation, and the friendly congregants themselves.
At the picnic, Keren and I introduced ourselves to a few people, but when it came time to settle in with our hamburgers and salads, we sat with a husband and wife we had met on our initial visit. It was clear on our first meeting that they are both introverts, like us, so we thought we’d be safe from the exhausting work of small talk. Plus, I had noticed this couple had, like us, brought their own utensils from home so as not to use the plasticware on offer in the picnic shelter. Shy, environmentalist dorks, unite!
A fifth person was at the table and I sat next to her. She is a somewhat disheveled woman I had seen around town. Covered in rashes, awkward of gait, and thin of hair, she seemed like she was struggling with a lot of health issues. When I would see her, outside the library or walking down Main Street, I would always try to say hello, but clearly here at the picnic table she didn’t recall my face.
Keren and I talked with the couple about our recent move to the area, our jobs, their family, their jobs, etc. Occasionally, I would talk with the woman on my right—I’ll call her Bee—and she would tell me about her health troubles, her diabetic ulcers, the draining of the pus in her legs by incompetent nurses, all good lunchtime chitchat.
At one point, taking one of many sharp turns of conversation, she asked, “Have you been to that store downtown, Tulips?”
“Yes,” I said. “We went in there a few weeks ago and looked around.”
The store bills itself as a general store, with a little cafe, and some food, soaps, herbs, housewares, clothing, and gifts for sale. It was funny that Bee should bring Tulips up. Almost every local we have met has assumed we know the owners, the other obvious lesbian couple in town, but we don’t.
Bee dropped her voice. “You know what they are, don’t you?”
Uh oh. I knew where this was going, but I wasn’t going to buy a ticket. “No. What?” I asked.
Bee looked me right in the eyes. (I’m going to mention here that she clenched her seemingly toothless mouth shut, because toothlessness adds to the ability to lock a mouth down especially tight, not because I want you to think any less of Bee for lacking teeth.)
“Lezbens,” she said. (I’m going to spell it the way she said it. For accuracy. Not because I want you to think any less of Bee for mispronouncing words.)
I tried humor. “No!” I said, in mock surprise. Bee missed all the mock, but rode to town on the surprise.
“Oh, yeah,” she said, nodding enthusiastically. She then told of some community function recently where she was offered a chair next to “one of them” and she refused it. “I’m glad I didn’t have to sit down anywhere near ‘em,” she said. (I’ll record that as “‘em” because, well.)
The irony of her sitting next to me on the picnic bench sent a shiver of suppressed laughter through the rest of us at the table.
Bee went on a ways about the appropriate treatment of lezbens if you see them in the community. The couple tried, with somewhat heroic perseverance, to turn the conversation. The moment passed.
I looked at Bee. I sat with Bee. I listened to more pus stories. Then one about getting a prime seat at a music festival. Then one about an argument she had with her neighbor, leading to the neighbor calling the cops on her. Then one about the doctor saying her leg might have to be amputated.
I don’t know if Jesus would have bothered to bring his own utensils to the potluck. But I’m pretty sure he would have sat with Bee and listened to her stories, even after she talked a bunch of trash about Galileans. He also wouldn’t have mentioned the teeth.
The Bridge
St. Louis, MO
MARY MAXFIELD
The fourth fell on a Wednesday. “Ladies” night at the local gay bar. My wife, Melissa, and I had spent the day in her hometown, Belleville, helping her parents and avoiding “happy Independence Day” well-wishes. We were itching from new mosquito bites. We were itching in other ways, too, hungry for something more us than strip malls in oversized parking lots, chain stores decked in red, white, and blue.
We’d each grown up in southern Illinois, forty minutes from the other. I loved that we were from the same place, loved the magic of having met a girl in Virginia who’d grown up on the same strange diet of Jell-O salads, green bean casserole, and Ski. I loved it more because—like me—she’d found her way somewhere else and had no intention of a permanent return. When we did move back to the Midwest, her students teased her. “I said I’d never move back to Belleville, and I didn’t,” she told them. “We live in U City.”
In other words, we lived across the river.
Growing up where we did, the river felt like a mystical barrier. Most people I knew would drive hours across Illinois but balk at spending forty minutes crossing the bridge into St. Louis. Later, I’d recognize the ridiculousness—and the racism—inherent in this attitude, but at the time, it simply transformed the city into a strange and fascinating mystery. On occasion, my uncle—who looked like a hippie Albus Dumbledore, from his long gray beard and ponytail to his bolo tie and Birkenstocks—would take us to the Loop, a strip of shops and galleries, punctuated by drum circles and street musicians. I’d stare, awe-struck, at humans bright with dyed hair and tattoos, remembering a girl who scandalized my grade school by dying her brown hair red.
Now, we lived a mile from that same strip. I had my own tattoo from the local shop.