Lovely Vines. Tondria Leatrice
telling shit! I hope you’re happy, Samaya.”
Queen looked at Samaya, like, Rocky fat ass gave it to him, thinking he probably got a tip with his thirsty ass always begging.
Tara rolled her eyes because she wasn’t there, and deep down, she didn’t care because Skunk made sure she was happy, plus secure.
Samaya said, “He was waiting in the dressing room for me.”
Tara said, “Quit playing, sis! He bold as hell for that.”
Queen said, “Bitch, I saw him leaving. What he say?”
Samaya said, “That shit scared the shit out of me thinking the dressing room was empty.”
Jai said, “Did you fuck him? What’s his name?”
Toonie said, “Really?”
Samaya said, “No, bitch, but I will, with his fine chocolate ass, smelling good, and he dresses nice.”
Queen said, “You’re the oldest virgin, I know.”
Jai said, “Damn! You’re a virgin still?”
Toonie said, “Nosy ass! Samaya? How do you deal with this shit?”
Samaya said, “I’m not a fucking virgin. Quit saying that shit!”
Tara was all on her phone smiling, but still had something to say. “Who you fuck, Samaya?” Then she finished up with her text, as if she didn’t say anything.
Queen said, “Tara? Put your phone down!”
Tara said, “I need to check in with mines. That’s why y’all bitches lonely. Hello!”
The manicurist said, “What color, miss?”
Tara said, “Cotton candy, please! Because my man likes it!”
Queen said, “Whatever, Tara! Finish the story, Samaya.”
Samaya said, “He said, ‘I’m going to call you,’ but I didn’t give him my number.”
Jai said, “Oh, shit! Did he call?”
Toonie said, “Duh! Samaya, seriously? What’s her name again?”
Samaya said, “Yes! We’ve been hanging out a lot lately.”
Queen said, “Funny, because I don’t like her sister, and she’s irritating you.”
Jai said, “Excuse me? My friend invited me along. Therefore, I could care less who likes me.”
Queen sat there sipping her juice like that damn frog on the memes, knowing damn well Rocky didn’t give him the number. She also knew Samaya wasn’t about to tell Jai his name and Toonie was the wrong tree for Jai to be barking up.
Tara said, “It’s about time she gets some real dick.”
All the ladies laughed because they knew how uptight Samaya was about her feelings and personal business.
Samaya was the only one that wanted to wait until she found a husband, but the men that approached her lately had been dicks.
Her mother even tried introducing her to men at the church, grocery store, motel attendants, and the men at her dad’s job.
Samaya said, “Dick can’t make me money or happy.”
They all turned and looked at Samaya then laughed again when her purse fell on the floor, and her book fell out.
Tara said, “A book on how to love? Wow!”
Toonie said, “Let her be! We need to learn from somewhere. I hope you leave and live happily ever after.”
Queen said, “She’s not going nowhere. Stuck-up-ass bitch.”
Samaya said, “Why are you so harsh, Queen? We’ve been on a lot of dates, bitch.”
Tara said, “My sister is not stuck up! Maybe a bitch! But stuck up, never!”
Jai said, “Why do you ladies call each other bitches?”
Toonie said, “I’ll see y’all later, fam! I can’t do dumb!”
Queen said, “You’re worse than me! Yeah, you should leave…”
They all looked at Jai and started laughing because she was serious and decided not to say anything else until she had Samaya by herself. “Excuse her,” Samaya whispered as Toonie walked off.
Jai said, “So…where have you’ve been with him?”
Tara said, “Do you like him?”
Queen said, “Have y’all kissed? I need details!”
Samaya said, “For the record, I’m just picky. He wants to see me again tonight, ladies, for all the questions. We’ve been everywhere. Yes, I like him. He smells good, and our kisses are short but passionate.”
Jai said, “Damn! It sounds like a love story.”
Queen said, “Well, have you seen him naked? Does he have any bullet wounds or tattoos?”
Samaya said, “I’ve seen him in his swimming trunks. His body is perfect, with no tattoos or scars. I like how he picks me up, carries me on his back, and runs through the water when we’re on the beach.”
Jai said, “Okay! Are you going out? If so, have fun tonight, sweetie.”
Queen said, “You’re falling in love. Damn! Merch never ran on a beach with me on his back.”
Tara said, “Y’all dating? Sounds good.”
Samaya said, “I consider us dating, Tara. Yes, I’m going, Jai! I like how forward he is, and he knows what he wants in a relationship, Queen. Love though, Queen?”
Tara said, “Being forward is called pimping, sis…What’s funny?”
Jai said, “I’ve been taken to bathrooms, my office, and hotels. Never on the beach. Damn!”
Tara said, “Shit! Skunk hasn’t taken me to the beach either.”
Queen said, “Go out, so I can make all the money tonight. Thank you!”
Samaya said, “Tara can cover for me tonight. Right?”
Tara said, “Quit playing! Skunk is not letting me dance.”
Samaya said, “Not letting! Sounds like pimping, sis.”
“What’s funny? Y’all spitting drinks everywhere, damn!” Tara said.
Queen said, “Get that dick, girl. It’ll be money when you return.”
Samaya said, “Queen? Take Jai and break her in.”
Jai said, “Dancing? I’m clueless! Been done bust, my ass.”
Queen said, “I’ll teach you, baby! After a few flames to loosen you up, and some shots. You’ll be all right.”
Jai said, “No! I’m scared, bitch!”
Samaya said, “See how you just used ‘bitch’? There’s nothing to it.”
Queen said, “Form of expression. Call Toonie back. She gets it now.”
Samaya said, “Yo ass funny! Let Toonie be!”
Jai said, “Sitting around y’all for too long got me saying that shit. My bad!”
Tara said, “Scared of what? Dance like you riding a dick!”
Jai said, “Seriously, Tara?”
Tara said, “Seriously, Jai! It got me some money, and I don’t know shit about dancing.”
Samaya said, “Fake it until you make it.”
Queen said, “I need to call Toonie and tell her to come