Михаил Задорнов. Аплодируем стоя. Коллектив авторов

Михаил Задорнов. Аплодируем стоя - Коллектив авторов


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      Задорнов: Житель Екатеринбурга Сергей Тужилкин обвинил своего лечащего врача в некомпетентности. Врач определил, что тот страдает вуайеризмом – страстью подглядывать. На это Тужилкин сказал, что от вуайеризма он не страдает, а наоборот – получает большое удовольствие.

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