The Flashman Papers: The Complete 12-Book Collection. George Fraser MacDonald
of Phlegethon’s engines; the night was both chill and sweating at once, and I sat huddled in wakeful apprehension in the lee of the wheel-house, drawing what consolation I could from the knowledge that Phlegethon would be clear of the morning’s action.
She had a grandstand seat, though; when dawn came pale and sudden, we were thrashing full tilt up the oily river, a bare half-mile from the jungle-covered bank to starboard, and nothing ahead of us but one spy-boat, loitering on the river bend. Even as we watched here, there was a distant crackle of musketry from up ahead, and from the spy-boat a blue light shot into the foggy air, barely visible against the pale grey sky; “Keppel’s there!” yells Brooke. “Full ahead, Charlie!” and right on the heels of his words came a thunderous explosion that seemed to send a tremor across the swirling water.
Phlegethon tore down on the spy-boat, and then as we rounded the bend, I saw a sight I’ll never forget. A mile away, on the right-hand shore, was a great clearing, with a big native village sprawling down to the shore, and behind it, on the fringe of the forest, a stockaded fort on a slight rise, with a green banner waving above its walls. There were twists of smoke, early cooking-fires, rising above the village, but down on the river-bank itself there was a great pall of sooty cloud rising from the glittering red war-prau which I recognized as one of those we had seen the previous evening; there was orange flame creeping up her steep side. Beyond her lay the two other praus, tied up to the bank and swinging gently in the current.
Keppel’s praus were standing in towards them, in line ahead, like ghost ships floating on the morning mist which swirled above the river’s surface. There was white smoke wreathing up from Keppel’s own prau, and now the prau behind rocked and shuddered as fire blinked on her main-deck, and the white trails of the Congreves went streaking out from her side; you could see the rockets weaving in the air before they smashed into the sides of the anchored vessels at point-blank range; orange balls of fire exploded into torrents of smoke, with debris, broken sweeps, and spars flying high into the air, and then across the water came the thunder of the explosions, seconds later.
There were human figures swarming like ants on the stricken pirate vessels, dropping into the river or scattering up the shore; another salvo of rockets streaked across the smoking water, and as the reek of the explosions cleared we could see that all three targets were burning fiercely, the nearest one, a flaming wreck, already sinking in the shallows. From each of Keppel’s craft a longboat was pulling off for the shore, and even without the glass I could make out the canvas shirts and straw hats of our salts. As the boats pulled past the blazing wrecks and touched shore, Keppel’s rockets began firing at higher elevation, towards the stockaded fort, but at that range the rockets weaved and trailed all over the place, most of them plunging down somewhere in the jungle beyond. Brooke handed me his glass.
“That’s cost the Sultan of Sulu a penny or two,” says he. “He’ll think twice before he sends his skull-fanciers this way again.”
I was watching our seamen landing through the glass: there was Wade’s burly figure leading them at a fast trot through the village towards the fort, the cutlasses glittering in the early light. Behind, the boat crews were hauling their bow-chasers ashore, manhandling them on to wheeled sledges to run them forward so that they could be brought to play against the fort. Others were trailing bamboo ladders, and from one of the boats there were landing a group of Malay archers, with firepots – it was beginning to dawn on me that for all his bull-at-a-gate style, Brooke – or someone – knew his business; they had all the right gear, and were moving like clockwork. Keppel’s praus must have rounded the bend and come in sight of the town at the precise minute when there was light enough to shoot by; any later and their approach might have been seen, and the pirates been on the q.v.
“Wonder if Sharif Jaffir’s awake yet, what?” Brooke was striding about the platform, grinning like a schoolboy. “What d’you bet, Charlie, he’ll be scampering out of the fort this minute, taking to the jungle? We can leave it to Keppel, now, I think – full ahead!”
While we had been watching, the rest of our fleet had passed by, and was surging upriver, the sweeps going like billy-oh, and the square sails of the praus set to catch the light sea-breeze. A spy-boat was scooting out towards us from Keppel’s prau, the burly figure of Paitingi in the bow; beyond him the village was half-hidden by the smoke from the pirate praus, which were burning down to the waterline, and the rockets were firing again, this time against the smaller praus which were assembled farther up, near the Linga river mouth. I watched until my eye ached, and just before the Phlegethon rounded the next bend, a couple of miles upstream, cheering broke out from the vessels around us – I turned my glass, and saw that the green flag on the distant fort was coming down, and the Union Jack was running up in its place.
Well, I was thinking, if it’s as easy as this, we don’t need to break much sweat; with any luck you’ll have a quiet passage, Flash, my boy – and at that very moment Brooke was at my elbow.
“Tame work for you?” says he. “Don’t you fret, old fellow, you’ll get a swipe at them presently, when we come to Patusan! There’ll be some capital fun there, you’ll see!” And just to give me the idea, he took me below and offered me the choice of some Jersey revolvers with barrels as long as my leg.27 “And a cutlass, of course,” says he, “you’ll feel naked without that.”
He little knew that I could feel naked in a suit of armour in the bowels of a dreadnought being attacked by an angry bumboat-woman. But one has to show willing, so I accepted his weapons with a dark scowl, and tried a cut or two with the cutlass for display, muttering professionally and praying to God I’d never have the chance to use it. He nodded approvingly, and then laid a hand on my shoulder.
“That’s the spirit!” says he, “but, I say, Flashman – I know you feel you’ve got a lot to repay, and the thought of that dear, sweet creature of yours – well, I can see from your face the rage that is in you – and I don’t blame you, mind. But, d’you know what? – whenever I go to battle, I try to remember that Our Saviour, when He had laid out those money-changing chaps in the temple, felt remorse, didn’t He, for having got in such a bait? So I try to restrain my anger, and temper justice with mercy – not a bad mixture, what? God bless you, old chap.” And off he went, no doubt for another gloat over the burning praus.
He baffled me, but then so many good Christians do, probably because I’m such a d----d bad one myself. And not having much of a conscience, I’m in no position to judge those that are apparently made of indiarubber – not that I gave a rap how many pirates he’d roasted before giving me his cautionary pi-jaw. As it turned out, not many – when Keppel caught us up he reported that the fort had fallen without a shot, Sharif Jaffir having legged it for the jungle with most of the Lanun pirates in tow; those remaining had thrown in their hand when they saw their vessels destroyed and the size of our fleet. So that was all good business, and what pleased Brooke most was that Keppel had brought along three hundred women whom the Lanuns had been carrying off as slaves; he visited them on Keppel’s prau, patting their heads and promising them they’d soon be safe home again; I’d have consoled some of ’em more warmly than that, myself – good taste, those Lanun pirates had – but of course there was none of that, under our peckerless leader.
Thereafter he had a quick look at the pirates and slavers who’d been taken prisoner, and ordered the execution of two of them on the spot. One of them was the renegade Makota, I think; at any rate he and Brooke conversed earnestly for about five minutes, while the squat little villain grinned and shuffled his bare feet, looking bashful – according to Stuart, he was confessing to indescribable tortures which he and his pal had inflicted on some of the women prisoners the previous evening – Keppel’s party had found the grisly evidence in the village. Finally, when Brooke told him his course was run, the horrid fellow nodded cheerfully, touched hands, and cries “Salaam, tuan besar”, the hovering Jingo slipped a mosquito net and a rope over his head, and pfft! – one quick jerk and that was Makota off to the happy head-hunting grounds.28
The other condemned chap kicked up a frightful row at this, exclaiming “Krees, krees!” and eyeing the rope and mosquito net as though they were port being passed to the right. What his objection