IZIMBALI ZESONTO. Amaphupho amnandi. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
Utshani buvuselele kancane kancane, bulandelwa ukufiphaza okufanayo. – Aaapchkhiii … – ukundiza ukuphuma emakhaleni futhi futhi kancane. UStasyan ukwazile ukuthatha isihlwathi, ngenkathi utshani buthinta umhlabathi, imvukuzane futhi yaqala ukuphuma futhi ikhombisa kancane: ekuqaleni amadevu, kanye nekhala. USparrow wenze okufanayo futhi wamamatheka. Utshani buvuse kancane kancane kwathi uStasyan walibopha ngo-amadevu. Kwakukhona ukuthunga kancane notshani, kufana necrodbar, kancanyana kodwa ngesikhuphuka indiza yadedela amadevu.
– Ahhh!! – imvukuzane yakhala yaze yafika, yakhumula utshani obunamadevu, yezwa ubuhlungu obukhulu futhi ngokushesha yabaleka njengeqhude. Kubuza uStasyan abambe isisu sakhe. Futhi iqembu lithathe umhlalaphansi ngegxuma elilodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi esidlulile. UStasyan waqala ukuba nesithukuthezi futhi uhambe: lapha nalaphaya. Ukuphela kokuzisola kwakhe ngokuthi ubophile amadevu akhe, lapho ebona udoti osanda kukhuphuka, owawuyisilo esikhulu esethusa imvukuzane. Sparrow wakhuphuka wathi ngenjabulo:
– Ohhhh, Makhosi Asezulwini, Amafu akwaShaggy, Ilanga le-Roast, ngiyabonga!!! Ahhh, amabutho asezulwini!!!!! – futhi wakhumbula izimpukane futhi waqhuma izimpukane, curled njengoba ngaleso sikhathi futhi waqala ukulinda izimpukane.
– Hawu, bakuphi? – undlunkulu wakhathazeka ngokuzwakalayo.
– Silapha, bamba! – kuphendule ugebenga uZasratich.
– Yebo, hhayi wena. Ngiyagula wena, ngidinga izimpukane. – Futhi uStasyan washukumisa izandla zakhe ukuze iphunga lizohlakazeka kabanzi.
– Ah zingobani lezi izimpukane? – kubuza uCherevich.
– Manje uyabona, ukubekezela kuphela. – undlunkulu waqala ukulinda, eqalaza.
Ngenhlanhla, izinsalela zenani lezimpukane eziyizigidi ezimbili eziholwa yileso impukane efanayo yoNyawo zazulazula zifuna ukudla, kodwa ngeshwa kusukela kwabaphilayo ababengenza ukudla okufana namashadi kaCasulia, lapha ngemuva kokuqhuma kwaba khona lesi sigaxa kuphela, yikho konke, futhi yena ngokuvamile, akazange aphume emgodini futhi abambe imbobo emgodini, kodwa wavele wakhipha ubuso bakhe, ukuze nje ashintshe izinga lokushisa. Noma mhlawumbe wakhasa, noma kunalokho, lapho ehlwitha endaweni enegciwane ngengozi. Ukuhlwitha, ukuqhaqhaqha futhi ukujuluka… kanye nokushaywa.
Iphunga elithandayo lazimboza emakhaleni oNyosi nabantu bakhe. Futhi sakhuthaza wonke umuntu, ethukile.
– Ay, cal woza! wamemeza ebabaza. – Ingabe lapha? Fly kule nqwaba ye-dermis uyidle i-bistro. Isixuku sethu sidinga amandla. – futhi bonke bandiza ngasikhathi sinye futhi bazinza ondlunkulu, kodwa ubuchopho babo abuzange busebenze ngenxa yendlala ende futhi baphinde bawa nesibambo esifanayo. Ukungcola udoti noStasyan bathi:
– Sawubona, biza u -ju!!! Awunakanga?
– Hhawu! – Kuqale ngovalo, Izimpukane zezinyosi zashintsha ngokushesha. – Ahhhh!! Ingabe uwena, mnumzane uyaphila? Kujabulisa injabulo yami ukukubona uphila!
– Njengoba ubona, futhi wena, isilokazane esiyisimungulu, wangiphonsa ezikhathini ezinzima futhi manje ngisekuthunjweni kanye nabo, mhlawumbe ngisho nasebugqilini.
,Sinjani??
– Cha, kubi. Bangisebenzisa
– Unjani??
– Cha, njengokudla, kepha ngikuqasha ngesivumelwano. Futhi noma ngabe ngidlile okwakho kancane, ngakho-ke ngaphandle kokuhlupheka bese-ke, konke engikudlayo kukimi. Simunye futhi siqinile… Futhi wena, impukane, Sithandwa, ungiphonsile ezikhathini ezinzima.
– Ungixolele, Mnumzane, sizosebenzela – mayelana nesisindo sezinhlwayi ezisindayo kumculo.
– Kulungile, nakhu. Ngemuva kwalokho siyandiza ngenkathi lezi zingasebenzi ngesikhathi sethu.
– Ukugijima? – wahleka funa uju. – ngombono wami, ababaleki. Abahambi.
– Bavele balengise emoyeni. – Baphinde bacacisa izimpukane ngokulandelana futhi bahleka ngendlela efanayo.
– Futhi uhleka ini? – UStasyan wafika ezinyaweni zakhe. – Well, esihogweni nabo. Izinkinga zabo ziyizinkinga zabo, futhi ezami zingezami. Indlu ngayinye inezinhlamvu zayo. Ngakho-ke, ndiza!!!
Izimpukane zancibilika ngokuhlangana ukuze ingoma yaqala ukuthi: «Uthe asindiza, wamshaya iphiko. Kwaze kwangathi uqaqa umgwaqo waseChernobyl.»
– «Umhlaba», izindikimba! – Ukukhala kulungiswe uStasyan.
Futhi undlunkulu wagxuma, wagcwala inyoka, babambana ngoGolupy. Futhi ngokushesha baphaphama, okungukuthi, ngejubane lesikhashana lomuntu. Futhi bashaqeka masinyane:
,Sawubona! bamemeza belandela lowo onikeze iphiko lempukane. «Linda, wethembisa, paskudin.»
– Ngizokubulala wena ndodana yenja nehloka. – kumemeza uCherevich.
– Kwakunguwe owamesabisa, futhi wavuma!! – igebhezi liqhume kuCherevich.
– Akulona iphutha lami!! uMvelinqangi wamemeza futhi ekhonkotha, exoxa ngobuhlanya.
– Ay, Ah, ah kuyangikhathaza!!! – isusiwe kusuka ku-Stasyan ekhuphukayo iya phezulu. Wabona ukuthi ukuqoqwa kweziqongo kuhamba kanjani, lapho bekungekho muntu owayemi khona ngeChmor Iko, ngoba konke kwenzeka phambi kwamehlo wonke umuntu futhi wonke umuntu wayazi ukuthi lokhu ukuphela. Ukuphela okulambile…
Kuqala, uCasulia Zeka uzofa, bese kuba yilowo nalowo muntu. Futhi iGalupia Enkulu izonyamalala ebusweni bomhlaba. Futhi wonke umuntu wayecabanga ukuthi ngenxa yolimi olungcolile lwe-Rev. cabinet acne. Kepha empeleni lena yindaba kaMnu. Futhi umbuzo uyabuzwa: kungani ababusi bekuyo yonke indawo – abaphetheyo abaphazamisa inqubekela phambili, kepha ingabe impucuko iyaphila futhi ichuma? Mhlawumbe kufanele kube njalo? Mhlawumbe kunjalo. Kepha siyafuya, silwele izimpilo zethu, futhi lokho kuhle. Kuphela manje kunendawo eyengeziwe nokudla kanye neshumi ngalinye, futhi ukuphathwa kwethu kukhula enkohlakalweni futhi kuvimbela nenqubekelaphambili. Inqubekelaphambili ekuhlolweni kwesikhala nomsebenzi. Sizokwehlelwa kuphela uma izikhali ziphinde zibaluleke kakhulu kunokuphila. Futhi yilabo abahlukunyezwa kuphela lapho sibona khona ukuthi asiphili kahle. Futhi obekucatshangwa ngamalungu eBotha ngaphambi kokufa bekungeke kwenzeke. Ngakho-ke, ikoloni lafa, kodwa alizange liphelele. Emva kwakho konke, uNadezhda wayengowokugcina ukufa, futhi wayesekhona, yize ayizange iphumelele…
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Izwe elikhulu leRussia!!! Izindimbane zabantu nemihlambi yazithola isiphephelo sayo nokuphila kuyo. Futhi wonke umuntu unesikhala esanele. Ukwanda okukhulu komhlaba waseRussia kumane ukuheha abokufika. Futhi siyajabula kanye nabo, kepha sishushisa abethu futhi sifuna ukubabheka njengabantu esingabazi. Njengoba besho: eyakhe – igalikhi no-anyanisi, nenye – isinkwa nosawoti. Futhi lapho abantu bethu besiba ngabantu esingabazi, sikhumbula masinyane ukuthi bangabethu futhi bayaziqhenya ngalokho abakufezile. Kepha lokhu akunangqondo. Ngoba lokhu sekuyimpumelelo yabantu ongabazi. Uthengise imbewu futhi ucabanga ukuthi izithelo zingezakho?! Cha. Uphuthelwe i-nugget – kepha ukuqhosha nge-shit. Futhi umama waseRussia ulinde ukulamula – oprofesa nezikhulu bazonyamalala, futhi abacabanga ukuthi abaseRussia bazothatha indawo yabo, hhayi ngephepha, kodwa ngegazi nangomoya, futhi lesi sikhathi siyeza. Futhi labo bantu abashisekayo lapho besekudingisweni balinde abacibishelayo ngezikhwama ukuthi bacasule abantu futhi… Bazoyeseka. Futhi abaHleli abakuzwa ukububula kwabantu, ngoba phakathi kwabo kukhona umquba owuketshezi ovela kwabaphathi nabazenzisi, kuthi lapho umquba woma kusuka kubhavu, uzoqhuma. Kepha kuzokwenzekani ngokulandelayo? Abantu babuza ukuthi: kungani ama-Masters egameni labantu esiza abanye, kanti babo bafa yindlala nabangenamakhaya ngokwengeziwe? I-Russia yinkomo yemali. Kepha akusibo abanikazi abaphuza ubisi, kepha ngomakhelwane. Futhi into ethokozisa kakhulu ukuthi abanikazi abaningi abahlali emhlabeni waseRussia, kodwa ngaphesheya kwemingcele yako. Kepha omakhelwane bathatha izindawo zabo bathenge izincwadi zokunikeza amalungelo okuvota kuze kube manje. Omakhelwane bakhaphela izwe labo langempela futhi bamukela kalula isiRussia. Futhi uma bekhaphela umama wabo, khona-ke ngeke bavume ukuthi umama wakhe wokutholwa abongwe, ngaphezu kwalokho, bayophanga bamshiye. Kepha kungcono ukukhumbula jikelele ukuthi thina, njengezinyoni, izilwane, izinhlanzi, siyizakhamuzi zomhlaba. Futhi akwenzi mehluko: ungumKalmyk noma umJuda waseRussia, umNiger waseMelika