IZIMBALI ZESONTO. Amaphupho amnandi. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
izingqondo zakho. Uyazi ukuthi umcabango uyaphenduka ekhanda lakho, kepha awukwazi ukucaphuna; Uyaqonda, kepha awukwazi ukuchaza. Uthi umcabango uyaphenduka ekhanda lakho. Futhi kuphela uma uphazamiseka, lapho kamuva umcabango wengqondo ongaphansi uhumusha futhi wazise umFulentshi ngomumo – ngesiFulentshi; Chinese – ngesiShayina; kwenja – yenja, yingakho ewuqonda umqondo, hhayi isilabhasi. Ngoba umcabango ngowabo bonke ngolimi olulodwa. Tshela inja ngothando: «izinkomo» futhi ifukuza umsila wayo, bese umFrance nomamatheka waseChina. Bese uthi: «Intombazane ehlakaniphile», iluma amazinyo ayo, inja iyokhamuluka, bese umFulentshi nomShayina bebukana bodwa futhi baphendule inhlonipho yencazelo yalelo gama ngalinye lizophendula ngolimi lwalo olungcolile.
Futhi isimo sobuso asinalutho nalutho. Ukwehla kwamandla.
Kepha mina, mfundi wami ohlukunyezwe kakhulu, ngigxilwe kulolu doti lweqiniso, olubhalwe hhayi ngaphansi kwanoma yiliphi elinye ithonya, kodwa njengokwazi okungamanga okuhluzekile, ukuthi esikhathini sethu awukwazi ukukuthola futhi lokhu kubi. Ngakho-ke ukusho ukuthi, indaba yami ingumkhiqizo onemvelo obizwa ngokuthi «Toothy Frog Belching». Ngizibophezela ukuyihumusha futhi ngiyihumushe uqobo ngisuka eGalupsky ngiyiswa Sparrow futhi emuva, yebo, ngolimi lwabantu. Futhi abalandelayo kulokhu kuqubuka komlomo, okubuye futhi, kwalotshwa kungqondo ecacile, bazokhuluma futhi baphendule ngokomuntu, ngoba mina nawe, inceku yakho ethobekile, asikhulumi olunye ulimi. Yebo, futhi isikhathi esincane sizosetshenziswa ekufundeni. Hhayi-ke, manje sizophazamisa ukukhangisa komuzwa wesikhombisa bese sibona ukuthi lendima iphetha kanjani kule ndaba.
Hawu!!.. Kepha bona, osomabhizinisi nondlunkulu, abekho kule ndawo lapho bengiphazanyiswa khona futhi ngachazwa ngezilimi?! Baphi? Futhi lapha, hhayi lapho. Ngenkathi bekubhalela, baphonsa ithawula. Ahh! Nakho-ke, glitches zami, ngihleli futhi siyaxoxa. Uxolo, ngiyaxolisa, ngikhohliwe ukuthi uMhlaba ujikeleza izimbazo zawo hhayi ngaphansi kwezinyawo zethu kuphela, kodwa futhi nangaphansi kwezinyawo zawo. Futhi banokushesha, ngakho-ke bagibela phezu kwemibono yemibono, futhi bema ngopopayi futhi bekhonkotha intamo yami, ngabathola ngokushesha…
– Lapha, uStasyan, imvamisa, konke lokho … – ngokudabukisa izinyembezi kuye uZeka uyiqedile le ndaba ngenkinga kaGalupiya kanye nenhloso yohambo lwabo lwebhizinisi. -Sidinga ukuthola okuthile okuthatha indawo yokudla, kufana nokudlanga ngemisebe yakho.
– Mdaaaa. – UStasyan wahlikihla ikhanda lekhanda lakhe ngophiko lwe-bald.
– Kepha uma uncela yonke imisebe evela kuwe, kuphi enye indawo esingakuthola lapho ukudla? Ngeke size sifinyelele umgomo futhi ngeke sisindise uGalupia. Futhi abantu bakithi bazokufa yindlala yokufa ngesihluku. – kuqhubeka uGeneral Zasratich.
– Ake sizigaye indlala. – Ungeze uCherevich Chmor Iko.
– Isikhumba. isigaxa sakhonkotha futhi sadweba isikwele esihlabathini ngesithambo. – ucabanga ngesisu sakho. – Angithandanga sikwele, futhi wadweba umbuthano phakathi. – isidalwa sekhabethe.
UCherevich akakwazanga ukujamelana naye futhi wagijimela kumuntu jikelele. Wama wamdubula ngamandla. Owejwayelekile wasuka. UChmore Iko wadla konke impilo yakhe futhi enye yayinamandla ngaphezu kwanoma yimuphi umjondolo. Wahlala endaweni kaZasratich wadweba unxantathu, wagxotshwa umgwaqo futhi waya endodakazini yakhe phakathi kombuthano. UCherepuk uphinde waphaphama, wasukuma futhi wayefuna ukuhlasela uCherevich, njengoba kungenela uKazulia.
– Kuthule, kuthule… Zolile! -uye weza futhi wasula imidwebo ngokuncipha.
– Ngiyazi ukuthi ngenzeni. – UStasyan wathi ngobuwula.
– Yini? – bonke babuzwa ngokulandelana.
– Futhi iqiniso lokuthi wonke umuntu kufanele ahlangane futhi aqonde ukuthi sonke sizokufa emhlabeni ngokufanayo. Ukucekela phansi omunye nomunye, sinqanda intuthuko, futhi lapho siphindaphindeka, sikwenza kube yisiphukuphuku. Futhi abantu bodwa ngeke baqonde ukuthi ngubani okufanele balalele nokuthi ngubani okufanele bamuzwe. Kepha bekungeke kube lula ukuhlangana ucabange konke, wenze umhlaba ube munye.
Ngempela, ngokomqondo, labo nalabo abanobabili abathembekile namasela. Umbuzo yini inani lalezi noma lezo?! Nangu amaGalups athembekile, ubulala amasela, futhi uyantshontsha, futhi lowo odale konke ngeke aqonde ukuthi uzomchitha nobani futhi ashiye bani. Ngemuva kwakho konke, kusukela kwesobunxele futhi into efanayo izokwenzeka. Phula lo mbuthano, uxolelane futhi uhlangane. Yiba yiphayona ungabi nomona, kepha uxhasane. Njengoba bekhathele ukulinda ukuvela kuwe…
– Ngakho-ke yini okufanele uyenze? – ngemuva kokuhlaba ikhefu, okweshumi kwabuza futhi kwahamba izithulu futhi zaqina.
– Udinga ukugijima!! Dlulisela phambili futhi phambili futhi ungabuyi, ungaphindi amaphutha amadlozi!!
– Okuthile ebengingakuqondi nhlobo, ngidlulisela ukungenangqondo kithi.. – Kuvezwe uZasratich. – Chaza ngokuqondile ukuthi wenzeni?
– Baleka!! – USparrow wagxumela emathangeni akhe. – Gijimani futhi nigijime kuphela ngaphandle kokubuya.
– Ngempela?! – Ujabule uCasulia Zacka.
– Kulungile, inkazimulo kwiNkosi, ihlelwe kahle!! – uthokoze uCherevich Chmor Iko futhi waphendukela jikelele. – futhi abanye azange bazihluphe ngokuxolisa.
– Linda Shish.. – Zasratich barked.
– Hooray!! Emgodini holeaaaa!! – Ishayele ihlombe yacula iculo labo: «Ha, hi hylaek, bir julomas birlaek». Ngeshwa, lokhu akuhumushi njengamazwi abantu, kepha ngokomqondo kufana… Uh … «udle owolintshi ovuthiwe», lowo umuzwa wengoma.
– Linda!!! Lindela!! – Umemeza kakhulu uCasulia Zeka. Wonke umuntu uqulekile: emhlabeni, nokuthi ubani osemoyeni ngokugxuma. Bavele bamelana ne-gravelised futhi amandla adonsela phansi awazange abanakekele, njengama-SMScams noma amaphakethe edijithali endiza emhlabeni jikelele. I-Cherevich iqubuka ezimpondweni, kanye nogebhezi, igxuma kusuka emlenzeni kuya emlenzeni, kuqhume: imilenze emibili ikhuphuke, nabanye ababili baphumule emhlabathini. Kwabekwa imichilo emithathu emoyeni: eyokuqala ngelinye ilanga; Okwesikhombisa kungamawele, kanti okweshumi kuphendukise izimbobo zawo ngentambo.
– Kwenzekani, Zeka? – kubuza uCherevich.
– Futhi kufanele ugijime kuphi? Ngayiphi indlela? – UZeka wahlikihla iso lakhe.
Wonke umuntu wabukana emehlweni futhi amehlo abo ahlala kulondlunkulu. Wazizwa ngemibuzo ukubukeka okukhohlisayo kwabanye.
– Ahh? 1 Kungani ungibheke kanjalo? Singagijima noma kuphi: ngakwesokunxele, ngakwesobunxele, emuva, phambili, phezulu, phansi… Okungenani lapho, namanje sibuye lapha.
– Kungani? – babuza wonke umuntu kukhwaya.
– Umhlaba ngoba uyindilinga. – uphendule undlunkulu futhi waphinde wahlupheka. – Ngindiza, ngokuya ngomqondo, lapha.. ngindiza. Uyakuzwa Ngindize, kepha angizange ngihambe noma ngigijime … – UStasyan wasukuma wahluza intambo yakhe yomsila. – umsila, uyakhula?
– Woza, ungakhathazeki. – Yayihlwitha igebhezi futhi yabamba ongezansi. Amabutho amlandela. UStasyan washiya emuva.
– Cha, cha, unjani?! Ngakhumbula. Leli bhola elikhanyayo, iLanga, ligingqikile laphaya … – likhombe empumalanga. – futhi ngindizela ezintanjeni zakhe.. Ngakho-ke, kudingeka sigijimele emuva, lapho ilanga licashe khona, ngemuva komucu.
– Umkhathi.
– Oh yebo. Umbhali ohlakaniphe kunabo bonke. – UStasyan wabopha iphiko lakhe eliyisiyalu esibhakabhakeni njengenkondlo. – I—Voot …, Uh… Ngamafuphi, emuva. Lapho lalicashe khona – ngindiza, kepha manje ngidinga ukujaha, lapho ligibela khona.
– Futhi yini lapho? – UCasulia ubuzile.
– Kukhona iChelyabinsk, noma kunalokho i-River Tech. Futhi kwake kwaba nokuqhuma futhi kwaba nomsakazo omnandi kakhulu kangangokuba konke kukhanya nje. Futhi namanje kukhona udoti womsakazo womhlaba odoti. Kukhona lokhu okuhle kweminyaka yaphakade. – Futhi uStasyan wamhlikihla emhlane, eveza isifuba sakhe ngesondo.
– Well, ngakho babaleka ukuthi sinamathela nxazonke njengokunquma emgqonyeni? – wagxuma uCasulia.
– Abalweli, ukwakhiwa!! -ayala i-skull futhi konke kwawa phezulu. – Begoooo, ngemuva kondlunkulu, imashi!!!
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