NGOMHLA. Inyaniso ehlekisayo. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски

      Ukubaleka ngaphandle kwegceke, umlingani, eshukuxa i-zigzag, waqala ukoyisa ukutyala kwegadi, etyumza amagcuwa kunye nee-hotbeds, kunye nengulube enkulu, u-Borusya, wazama ukuyiluma esithendeni, kuphela isiphatho sentsimbi yeshumi elinasibhozo yekrele elingene ngaphandle kwe-nickel ephazamisane nayo. umdlalo ongenakuthelekiswa nanto. Umgama mfutshane kwaye umlingani wayesele ekhala efuna uncedo kwaye ujikile ujikeleze nje kuphela, wamnceda wakwazi ukuphuma nokubaleka, nto leyo yayiboniswa sisihlwele se-Asiatic-Gypsies kunye neqela lababukeli-abamelwane ababejonge ngaphandle kocingo. Oomama abangamaTajik nabanejypsy bakhuphele abantwana ecaleni kocingo, kodwa khange batshaye, befuna ukubukela umntu ophilayo obizwa ngokuba: «ukuziphindezela kunye nokubulawa kwengulube ye-mammoth i-Borusi ngaphezulu komlo wamajoni aseRussia.» Kwaye kuya kuba lusizi ukuba ibingengomqolomba wokufumba womgquba ngasekupheleni kwegadi, kodwa kuwo kukho isaladi yokunamathela isaladi apho abahlali beelali zaseRussia bafihle i-hay kwizitaki. Bababamba, ngokungafanelekanga, umntu olwa naye, kwaye ngephanyazo yonke into yenzeka ngokwahlukileyo okanye ngokulandelelana: ihagu ebililwayo ekulweni yabe ibaleka, kwaye omnye umlobi wayirhola ecaleni kwamanqatha, ngokwe-stalk, kwaye ngokukhawuleza nangokulenza ngobuchule, ngokungathi uvavanywa ngobuchule., ayibambeli iifolokhwe, kodwa umpu uKalashnikov ohlaselayo, ephethe umpu we-bayonet. Kwaye nabaphulaphuli baxhase umlo ngokuqhwatyelwa izandla, bedumisa beqhwabela izandla uloyiso oluzayo lwe-homo sapiens, imikhosi yaseRussia eqhelekileyo – ngaphezulu kwendalo, ukuqiqa ngengqondo, kwaye ngenxa yoko ingulube ayikwazanga kulwisa uhlaselo kwaye yawa iswele, kanye phambi komnyango wendlu, embundwini apho bekukho isheyi. ebambe isikhafu ngesandla esinye kwaye ephosa yesibini emva kwakhe ngasemva, umakhulu ka-Yad-Vig ongumfundisi. Umlingani wenze isiqu sokugqibela kwisidumbu sehagu kunye ne-pitchfork, wahlaba umzimba wesilwanyana esingaphilanga, eshukuma njengomtya wee-bass eziphindwe kabini, eziphindaphindayo.

      Molo, umlingane, uSpartak uqale ubuqhawe. -igqibile, ugalele kwaye usete itafile!!!

      Utamkhulu wayitsalela iphini etyhutyha emva kwakhe, eqengqelela inhlama yeendawo zokulahla nepitsa, waza ke yena wamthi nqaku phantsi wambamba ngamehlo. Kwakukho isithonga esikhala, kwaye sobabini sabaleka samshiya. Ubuye namatye e-cobblestones, i-kilogram ezilishumi ukuya ezintlanu, asigibisela. Kwaye bonke ababukeli besiya ngakuye bazokuma ngakuthi, kodwa abazange babambe, kodwa umva kula matye wenzakalisile. Umakhulu uYad-Vig, emva koko wabhala isikhalazo kumphathi wegqiza, bandinika iintsuku ezilishumi, kunye noComrade – batshaya ngempazamo iminyaka emibini, apho wayeqala ngentsimbi ukuya kwintsimbi, ecoca i-shit kwi-pigsty yendawo, ngesandla…

      Kwakunje: ngasemva kwesikhululo samapolisa somlawuli omkhulu, uSanta kunye no-Sasha nje, kwindawo ye-penony ye-alimony eyingozi, kukho indlu yangasese ye-bio yeebhokisi ezintathu ezixhunywe ngumxokelelwane omnye, zinyanzelwe yinjongo enye, ezimbini zasebenza njengegumbi lokuya kwindlu yangasese, apho abahlali baseSt. Petersburg, kwaye owesithathu yayiyiofisi yomqhubi kunye nomsasari, kumntu omnye owayeqokelela imali kwinkonzo yokubonelela ingqokelela yempahla.

      Abantu babemi emgceni, bebaleka belindele zonke iindawo zokuqala. Kwaye kwithuba phakathi kwabandwendweli, ndayihluza imali, ndathengisela imali yakhe umakazi, owayekwisikhundla sokusebenza kunye nomgcini wezi ntlobo zangasese zepoliyo, uClaudia Filippovna Undershram, uLeningrad olilifa lesibini. Khange akhawuleze anikezele ekucingeni kwam ngobugebenga, ndifuna ukuqaphela ukuba khange ndiziveze ngelo xesha, ndathetha naye. Kodwa isiphumo sasisebusweni. Ubuso baphindwe kabini. Kwakukho, ngohlobo, ngokuhlwa. Kwaye sele abantu behlile ngobuninzi. Mna, andicingi ngamandla omzimba kamakazi, ndigqibe kwelokuba ndenze into encinci. Ngapha koko, bendinokusetyenziswa simahla komzimba. Kwaye njengokuba ndandiye kwi-biosort yasimahla, ndaziva nditsho njengoAunt. Ukutya okutyelweyo ndikubeke ngasese ngasese. Emva koko ndaba nesiyezi, emva koko incoko kunye nabaphambukeli yalandelwa, kwaye nangaphezulu, ukuqhuma kwezinto ezibuyiselwe iphecana lesisu eludongeni, ngomlomo wam kunye nokulala, iphupha elimnandi ngaphandle kwamaphupha. Ngeli xesha, uClaudia Filippovna Undershram uvukile kunxila, waveza umlomo owomileyo kunye nemvakalelo yomqala, oko kukuthi, unxaniwe, wagalela into engamanzi kwaye, ngokukhawuleza kwaye woyika ukutshona, njengesizathu sokufika kade ekhaya. Uye wavuka ngequbuliso wavala, egxalabeni, yonke into eyomileyo kunye nam, ndilala ngaphakathi, kubandakanya ukubaleka…

      Ke kaloku kwabubusuku obugcwele yimigqumo yengca kunye neenjineli zendlela ezahlukeneyo zobomi ezingafikanga kwindlela engaphantsi, zilele kwiibhentshi. Beqwalasele ukuphaphama, amagosa amathathu onyanzeliso lomthetho enxibe iyunifomu, kwimoto yenkampani, ye-Zhiguli uphawu olunamanani aluhlaza kunye nombhalo kumacala e-MILURE, amapolisa ayengekaqanjwa eRussia, ahamba esiya kuhlola icala elimnyama. Emva kokuqinisekisa ukuba yonke into ihambelana nomthetho kwaye akukho mntu unokuthatha imali eseleyo, bamisa izithuthi zabo ezifanayo, zijikeleze i-real estate, ezibandakanya i-biosorti… Ababini banemipu, oomatshini, iitoti zerhasi, iibhutsi kunye neebhekile baphuma besiya entloko ukuya kwizitali zabarhwebi baseAsiya be «shawarma», eqhutywa ngabemi base Russian Federation, ngesizwe sase Moroccans, ababengaqondi ncam ne Russian, kodwa bengabemi, kwaye kwakuyitekski enombhalo «GAY SHAURMA WOKUTHENGA KUNYE NOKUXHUMA». Kutheni igama elinje, mhlawumbi, abaguquleli mhlawumbi babenoburharha. Umqhubi ephethe umpu, wayehleli emotweni kwi-helm kwaye ngequbuliso?!

      Mna, umntu ogcina umthetho ongengommi weRussian Federation, ndingumRussia ngokobuzwe. Ndifikile eUSSR, kwiRiphabliki yaseKazakhstan, apho bandibetha bonke ubuntwana bam ngenxa yokuba ndingumRussia. Nangona kunjalo, xa ndikhulile, sele ndibabetha. Kodwa eli libali elahlukileyo, kwaye ngoku ndibuyele kwiyelenqe: mna, umntu ogcina umthetho ongengommi weRussian Federation, ngesizwe – iRussia, ibanjwa elihloniphekileyo, uFSB omkhulu, umhlala-phantsi, umntu okhubazekileyo kwaye konke oku kudityaniswa, ngakumbi kuba ndiyayazi yonke le nto ngokungabikho, nokuba indawo angazange abe kuyo, ngequbuliso wavuka kwindawo yokuhlafunisa evela kwindawo eyayiselumelwaneni kwaye, ukuba ndicace ngakumbi, ndaziva ngathi kuvaliwe, ubusuku, igumbi lesikwere elijikeleze mna, kunye nesilingi ngaphezulu. Ndivile yonke into kwaye andikhumbuli okanye andiqondi ukuba ndiphi?! Iindonga zayiqhekeza ingqondo yam kanjalo. Ndigqibe kwelokuba ndingene «kwinqanaba elincinci», apho bendihleli khona ngaphambili, kwaye umlenze wam wawela emngxunyeni, kwaye yonke into injenge-bay. Ndakhwaza ndaphaphama, ndinesiporho sokwenza umthambo, ndiphupha intombi yentombazana ngokubanzi, iqabane elihamba nomlingane, nomqhubi wexeshana. Wayesothukile wade wavutha njenge gypsy, wasityhoboza isifuba, kodwa kwangoko wakuxabisa imeko, kodwa engakholelwa kwisiporho. Mna, hayi bude bufika kubuchwephesha, ndaqalekiswa ngoncedo, ndizama ukwahlula okungenani umngxuma kwenye yeendonga ezijikelezileyo, kodwa ke ukubulaleka kwam akunto yanto, nokuduma akuphelanga.

      Ngeli xesha, kwelinye icala lendlu yangasese, omnye umqhubi wenqwelo yokulwa, i-sergeant yayisele ibizele ukuqiniswa, kwaye ezimbini, zingalindelanga ukutya kwama-Arabhu kwinhlama nenkukhu, amakati kunye nezinja ezazithengiwe ngaphandle, zazisele zibalekile zisiya kuncedisa umntu osebenza naye kunye naye.

      Ndeva amazwi kwelinye icala lendlu, kodwa oko akunciphisanga ukunciphisa intloko yehangover.

      – Ngubani lo ulapha? -mnye wabo ubuzile.

      – ndilapha, ungubani? Ndibuze.

      – Me? ngoku uyazi…

      – Yaphula inqaba!! -Ndibuze enye kwaye kwakungekho nzima ukwenza oku nge-barrel yomatshini ozenzekelayo. Ucango luvuliwe. Phambi kwam kumi abantwana abathathu abothusayo, omnye, ngendlela, enqamlezile, enxibe iyunifom efanayo nesipolisa. Emva koko bandisa kwisikhululo samapolisa esikufuphi, kwaye indlu yangasese ayikaze ihlise.

      Unogada ucinga ixesha elide ukuba angasichaza njani isizathu sokuvalelwa emsebenzini. Kwaye kuchazwe ngolu hlobo lulandelayo:

      «… Ubanjiwe, ngelixa uzama ukuphanga iziqulatho zendlu yangasese ye-bio ngaphakathi, efihla ezomthetho ngesiphatho, ngaphandle.»

      Wonke umntu wayezonwabisa, ngakumbi kuba ibanjwa langaphambili, elanyanzelwa ukuba licoce iofisi ethile,