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paul
I shall see that Madame la Marquise is not too lonely while you are away; so you need not be alarmed for her.
count r.
[To Prince Petrovitch.] I should be more alarmed for myself.
czar
The Governor of Archangel shot in his own courtyard by a woman! I’m not safe here. I’m not safe anywhere, with that she-devil of the revolution, Vera Sabouroff, here in Moscow. Prince Paul, is that woman still here?
·69· prince paul
They tell me she was at the Grand Duke’s ball last night. I can hardly believe that; but she certainly had intended to leave for Novgorod to-day, Sire. The police were watching every train for her; but, for some reason or other, she did not go. Some traitor must have warned her. But I shall catch her yet. A chase after a beautiful woman is always exciting.
czar
You must hunt her down with bloodhounds, and when she is taken I shall hew her limb from limb. I shall stretch her on the rack till her pale white body is twisted and curled like paper in the fire.
prince paul
Oh, we shall have another hunt immediately for her, Sire! Prince Alexis will assist us, I am sure.
czarevitch
You never require any assistance to ruin a woman, Prince Paul.
czar
Vera, the Nihilist, in Moscow! O God, were it not better to die at once the dog’s death they plot for me than to live as I live now! Never to ·70· sleep, or, if I do, to dream such horrid dreams that Hell itself were peace when matched with them. To trust none but those I have bought, to buy none worth trusting! To see a traitor in every smile, poison in every dish, a dagger in every hand! To lie awake at night, listening from hour to hour for the stealthy creeping of the murderer, for the laying of the damned mine! You are all spies! you are all spies! You worst of all—you, my own son! Which of you is it who hides these bloody proclamations under my own pillow, or at the table where I sit? Which of ye all is the Judas who betrays me? O God! O God! methinks there was a time once, in our war with England, when nothing could make me afraid. [This with more calm and pathos.] I have ridden into the crimson heart of war, and borne back an eagle which those wild islanders had taken from us. Men said I was brave then. My father gave me the Iron Cross of valour. Oh, could he see me now with this coward’s livery ever in my cheek! [Sinks into his chair.] I never knew any love when I was a boy. I was ruled by terror myself, how else should I rule now? [Starts up.] But I will have revenge; I will have revenge. For every hour I have lain awake at night, waiting for the noose or the dagger, they shall pass years in Siberia, centuries in the mines! Ay! I shall have revenge.
·71· czarevitch
Father! have mercy on the people. Give them what they ask.
prince paul
And begin, Sire, with your own head; they have a particular liking for that.
czar
The people! the people! A tiger which I have let loose upon myself; but I will fight with it to the death. I am done with half measures. I shall crush these Nihilists at a blow. There shall not be a man of them, ay, or a woman either, left alive in Russia. Am I Emperor for nothing, that a woman should hold me at bay? Vera Sabouroff shall be in my power, I swear it, before a week is ended, though I burn my whole city to find her. She shall be flogged by the knout, stifled in the fortress, strangled in the square!
czarevitch
O God!
czar
For two years her hands have been clutching at my throat; for two years she has made my life a hell; but I shall have revenge. Martial law, Prince, martial law over the whole Empire; ·72· that will give me revenge. A good measure, Prince, eh? a good measure.
prince paul
And an economical one too, Sire. It would carry off your surplus population in six months; and save you many expenses in courts of justice; they will not be needed now.
czar
Quite right. There are too many people in Russia, too much money spent on them, too much money in courts of justice. I’ll shut them up.
czarevitch
Sire, reflect before——
czar
When can you have the proclamations ready, Prince Paul?
prince paul
They have been printed for the last six months, Sire. I knew you would need them.
czar
That’s good! That’s very good! Let us begin at once. Ah, Prince, if every king in Europe had a minister like you——
·73· czarevitch
There would be less kings in Europe than there are.
czar
[In frightened whisper, to Prince Paul.] What does he mean? Do you trust him? His prison hasn’t cured him yet? Shall I banish him? Shall I [whispers] …? The Emperor Paul did it. The Empress Catherine there [points to picture on the wall] did it. Why shouldn’t I?
prince paul
Your Majesty, there is no need for alarm. The Prince is a very ingenuous young man. He pretends to be devoted to the people, and lives in a palace; preaches socialism, and draws a salary that would support a province. He’ll find out one day that the best cure for Republicanism is the Imperial crown, and will cut up the “bonnet rogue” of Democracy to make decorations for his Prime Minister.
czar
You are right. If he really loved the people, he could not be my son.
prince paul
If he lived with the people for a fortnight, ·74· their bad dinners would soon cure him of his democracy. Shall we begin, Sire?
czar
At once. Read the proclamation. Gentlemen, be seated. Alexis, Alexis, I say, come and hear it! It will be good practice for you; you will be doing it yourself some day.
czarevitch
I have heard too much of it already. [Takes his seat at the table. Count Rouvaloff whispers to him.]
czar
What are you whispering about there, Count Rouvaloff?
count r.
I was giving his Royal Highness some good advice, Your Majesty.
prince paul
Count Rouvaloff is the typical spendthrift, Sire; he is always giving away what he needs most. [Lays papers before the Czar.] I think, Sire, you will approve of this:—“Love of the people,” “Father of his people,” “Martial law,” and the usual allusions to Providence in ·75· the last line. All it requires now is Your Imperial Majesty’s signature.
czarevitch
Sire!
prince paul
[Hurriedly.] I promise Your Majesty to crush every Nihilist in Russia in six months if you sign this proclamation; every Nihilist in Russia.
czar
Say that again! To crush every Nihilist in Russia; to crush this woman, their leader, who makes war upon me in my own city. Prince Paul Maraloffski, I create you Marechale of the whole Russian Empire to help you to carry out martial law. Give me the proclamation. I will sign it at once.
prince paul
[Points on paper.] Here, Sire.
czarevitch
[Starts