Child’s Play. Reginald Hill
Rod Lomas watched her out of sight.
‘Maurice? It’s Mac. Mac Wield.’
‘Good Lord! Mac? Is that really you?’
‘Yes, it’s me.’
‘Well, how’ve you been? How are you?’ With a sudden injection of sharpness. ‘Where are you?’
‘It’s all right, Maurice. I’m safely up here in Yorkshire.’
‘I’m sorry, I didn’t mean … My dear chap, you’d be more than welcome to come and visit …’
‘Except you’ve got someone staying and you haven’t forgotten last time, in Newcastle.’
‘Don’t be silly. You were upset. Naturally. How do you know I’ve got someone staying?’
‘I rang your flat last night. He answered. I rang off. I didn’t want to risk causing embarrassment. Also I wanted a private chat.’
‘So you ring me at the office? Not very good police work that, Mac.’
‘It’s lunchtime. You’re by yourself, else you’d not be talking like this,’ said Wield confidently.
‘True. You just caught me. I was on my way - and I must get back on it pretty soon. Mac, can I ring you this evening? Is it the same number?’
‘I’d rather you didn’t,’ said Wield.
‘Oh. Same reason?’
‘In a way. I’m ringing from work too,’ said Wield.
‘My, we are getting bold,’ said Maurice Eaton.
Wield heard the savagely scornful irony with sadness, but it stiffened his resolve.
‘Mebbe we are,’ he said. ‘I’ll not keep you. There were just a couple of questions I wanted to ask.’
‘Really? Don’t tell me I’m helping with inquiries at last!’
The voice had changed a lot. It was lighter and slipped more easily into an archness of delivery which Eaton had once been at great pains to avoid.
‘You’re getting bold too, Maurice,’ said Wield.
‘Sorry? Don’t get you.’
‘You used to be so scared of anyone spotting you were gay, you’d even say your prayers in a basso profundo,’ said Wield, savage in his turn.
‘Have you rung me to quarrel, Mac?’ asked Eaton softly.
‘No. Not at all. I’m sorry,’ said Wield, fearful the connection would be broken before he got answers.
‘Very well. Then what do you want?’
‘Do you know a lad, name of Sharman? Cliff Sharman?’
There was a silence which was in itself an answer, and more than just a simple affirmative.
‘What about him?’ said Eaton finally.
‘He’s here.’
‘You mean up there, in Yorkshire?’
‘That’s what here means up here.’
‘Then my advice to you, Mac, is, get shot of him quick as you can. He’s a poisonous little asp. Put him on his bike and send him on his way.’
‘You do know him, then.’
‘Yes, of course I do. Or I did. Mac, he’s trouble. Believe me, get rid of him.’
‘What’s he done to you, Maurice? How well did you know him?’
‘What? Oh, hardly at all as a matter of fact.’
‘He said he lived with you.’
‘I took him in as a favour to a friend. Just a few nights. He repaid me by spreading foul gossip about me at my club and then decamping with twenty quid out of my wallet and several knick-knacks I was rather fond of. I almost called the police.’
‘He did, Maurice. He did.’
Again there was silence.
‘Oh shit, Mac. Has he been bothering you? How the hell …? Oh, I get it! I’ve got some old stuff tucked away, photos and things, sentimental corner, I call it. The young sod must’ve come across it when he was ferreting around looking for something to steal.’
Wield let this go for the time being. He could feel a rage deep down inside him but it was like the glow of a forest fire in the next valley, ignorable till the wind changed.
He said, ‘What’s his background, Maurice?’
‘I only know what he’s told me and God knows how much credence one should give that. He comes from Dulwich, the seedy end I should imagine. His mother still lives there, I gather, but his father took French leave about three years ago when Cliff was fifteen and he’s been out of control ever since, bumming around the West End in every sense. This town’s full of them.’
‘Must break your heart. Work?’
‘You’re joking! The odd odd job, but nothing more. No, State Benefits and fools’ wallets, that’s what kept little Cliffy going. Mac, is he causing you real trouble? I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, blackmail? I’m assuming you’ve still not come out.’
‘No, I’ve not,’ said Wield.
‘Listen, I’m sure I can get enough on the little shit for you to be able to threaten him back with a good stretch behind bars if he doesn’t shut up and go.’
It was a genuine offer of help and it seemed to spring from a real concern. Wield felt himself touched.
‘No,’ he said, ‘that won’t be necessary. But thanks anyway.’
Eaton laughed.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ he said. ‘Here’s me teaching me grandmother to suck eggs! You’ve probably done courses in fitting people up!’
The momentary softening was past. The wind was blowing hard from that neighbouring valley and suddenly the flames came leaping from treetop to treetop over the crest of the hills.
‘Yes,’ said Wield harshly. ‘I’ve done courses on memory and deduction as well. And I remember I never had a picture taken of me in any kind of uniform or with any kind of inscription that would show I was a copper. Someone told Sharman that, and told him my rank, and where to find me. And told him what you used to call me. That’s what I remember, Maurice. And what I deduce from that is that you had a little giggle one night, lying in your pit with this young lad you took in to oblige a friend. You showed him some old photos and you said, “Can you imagine I once used to fancy that! And you’ll never guess what he does for a living. He’s a copper! Yes, really, he is.” Am I right, Maurice? Is that how it was?’
‘For God’s sake, Mac, take it easy! Look. I can’t talk now ...'
‘What’s up, Maurice? Has someone come in? No, you mean to say there’s people in this brave new fucking world of yours that you’re still lying to?’
‘At least there’s more than half my life, and that’s the most important half, that isn’t a lie. Think about that, Mac. Just you bloody well think about it.’
‘Maurice …’
But the phone was dead.
Wield replaced his receiver and sat with his head in his hands. He’d handled it badly from any point of view, professional or personal. One of Dalziel’s dicta for police and public alike was, if you can’t be honest you’d better be fucking clever. Well, he hadn’t been clever, and he’d