Child’s Play. Reginald Hill
It was a good week since Cliff had moved in. There had been no sexual contact offered or invited, no threats or demands from Cliff, no aggressive cross-questioning from Wield. It was truce, a limbo, the eye of the storm; whatever it was, Wield had discovered in himself a growing fear of disturbing it, and it had taken a conscious act of will for him to ring Maurice. His relief the previous evening when the stranger’s voice had given him an excuse to ring off had been great, but it was his awareness of that relief which had sent him impulsively out of the Black Bull today. Had Maurice already left for lunch, he doubted if he would have found the will to try to contact him again.
Well, now he’d done it, and how much further forward was he?
He didn’t know. He glanced at his watch. It was surprising how little time had elapsed. He could if he wished get back to the Black Bull in plenty of time for another pint and something to eat. But he didn’t wish. Pascoe’s merry quips and Dalziel’s badinage was the last thing he wanted. Whatever the future held, there was work to be done here and now.
He turned to the files on his desk, a thick one entitled Shoplifting, a thin one labelled Vandalism (Kemble Theatre). Their size was relevant to incidence, not to progress. The best he could say was that nothing needful was omitted, nothing superfluous included. He was the best keeper of records, the best drafter of reports in the CID. It occurred to him that if he came out now, either voluntarily or through pressure from Sharman, the best he could hope for would be a sideways shuffle into the dusty solitude of Records. He had no illusion about the degree of liberalism informing the upper reaches of the Mid-Yorkshire Force.
Well, perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad. Perhaps he only imagined he enjoyed the hustle and bustle, the long hours and continuous pressures of CID work, because they filled a yawning emptiness in his life.
It seemed a reasonable hypothesis and he was a great believer in the rule of reason. But not all the reason in the world could stop him looking at the phone and wishing that it would ring and he would pick it up and hear a voice say, ‘Hello, Mac. Cliff here. How’re you doing?’
Cliff Sharman dialled. The phone rang eight times before it was answered by a female voice slightly muffled by a half-masticated sandwich.
‘Mid-Yorks Evening Post, good morning, sorry, afternoon!’
‘I’d like to talk to one of your reporters,’ said Sharman.
‘Anyone in particular, love? Thing is, they’re mostly out at lunch.’
‘Someone in your investigation department,’ said the youth tentatively.
The voice giggled.
‘Are you sure it’s not the Washington Post you’re after? Hang on, love. Here’s Mr Ruddlesdin.’
He heard her voice call, ‘Sammy!’ and a man’s voice reply distantly, ‘Oh hell, Mavis, I’m on me way out!’
A moment later, the same voice said, ‘Sam Ruddlesdin here. Can I help you, sir?’
Cliff’s resolution was ebbing by the second. He’d thought of trying one of the big nationals, but they all seemed a long way away from Yorkshire and also their numbers weren’t in the book. He reminded himself that all he was dealing with here was some provincial hayseed.
He said boldly, ‘Mebbe I can help you.’
‘How so?’
‘What’s a story about a bent copper worth?’
‘Bent? You mean gay! Or crooked?’
‘Both,’ he extemporized. ‘His bosses don’t know he’s gay, so he’s got to be crooked to keep it quiet, know what I mean?’
‘Who are his bosses?’
‘Well, he’s a detective, isn’t he?’
‘Local?’
‘Yeah, that’s why I’m ringing you and not one of the big papers, see? So what’s it worth?’
‘It depends, sir,’ said Ruddlesdin. ‘What’s his rank?’
‘Higher than constable and that’s all I’m telling you for nothing. Come on, let’s talk money!’
‘It’s a bit hard over the phone, sir. Why don’t we meet and chat it over? I didn’t quite catch your name …’
‘You chat it over with yourself! I’ll be in touch again later. Maybe!’
Sharman slammed the receiver down. He was surprised to find he was trembling slightly. He wasn’t sure yet how far he intended going with this, but it was Wield’s own fault, that was for sure. He obviously didn’t trust him. He’d been there over a week now, and the ugly bastard hadn’t laid a hand on him. He was obviously scared of compromising himself. Stupid sod, as if there wasn’t enough on him already to rattle him round the cop shop like a ping-pong ball. He’d thought of suggesting as much to his face, but then he’d lost his nerve. Direct blackmail wasn’t something he’d care to attempt, not with a man like Wield. In any case, he told himself pathetically, all he wanted was a bit of trust, a bit of support, a bit of affection even. He’d not come up here looking for trouble, but if Wield couldn’t take him on trust, he’d fucking well have to take him the other way.
He went out of the phonebox and started wandering round the streets as he had done every day since his arrival, scanning the faces that he met in search of the one face that would bring his searching to an end.
Sammy Ruddlesdin drank his lunch in solitude and thought long and hard about the phone call. He had a good nose for news and could sniff out the iron pyrites from the true gold with ninety per cent accuracy.
When the pub closed at 2.30, he went back to the office, arriving simultaneously with the editor.
The editor too respected Sammy’s nose, but when he had digested the story he shook his head and said, ‘Not our cup of tea, Sammy. I’m not going to risk getting up yon mad bugger Dalziel’s hairy nostrils for anything less than a full-scale scandal. He doesn’t just look like an elephant, he’s got a memory like one, and we’ve got to live in this town.’
‘What if it is a full-scale scandal?’
‘Then it’s too big for us. That’s Challenger material. I’ll give Ike Ogilby a bell. Anything more comes through, we’ll follow it up in conjunction with one of his whizzkids.’
Ruddlesdin looked disgruntled and the editor laughed.
‘Don’t look so unhappy, Sammy,’ he said. ‘It’ll probably come to nothing. But if it does, is it worth losing that nice friendly relationship you and that Inspector Pascoe have got just for what sounds like a rather squalid splash?’
Sammy scratched his long nose.
‘I suppose not,’ he said.
The editor smiled with the complacency of papal infallibility, picked up the phone and said, ‘Get me Mr Ogilby in Leeds, love.’
Ruddlesdin went about his business. It was true he did feel rather disgruntled, but he was if nothing else a positive thinker. The editor was right. Why fall out with the fuzz over something like this? In fact the clever thing to do might be to plant it firmly in the lap of those chancers on the Challenger and get himself in credit for a bit of a favour at the same time.
He went out of the building to a pay-phone and dialled a number.
‘Inspector Pascoe, please … Sammy Ruddlesdin, Evening Post. Hello, Peter. Listen, it’s probably nowt but you’ve done me a few favours in the past, so I thought I’d just let you know. Got this odd phone call …’
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