Bana Fine Irish Pizza. T. STRAHS
Bana Fine Irish Pizza
The Story of Guido and Luigi Banafasi
T. W. STRAHS
Copyright © 2020 T. W. STRAHS
All rights reserved
First Edition
NEWMAN SPRINGS PUBLISHING
320 Broad Street
Red Bank, NJ 07701
First originally published by Newman Springs Publishing 2020
Bana Fine Irish Pizza is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
ISBN 978-1-64801-246-4 (Paperback)
ISBN 978-1-64801-247-1(Digital)
Printed in the United States of America
Table of Contents
To Anita, who patiently waited for me to finish.
Adventures and misadventures with eccentric characters fill this quirky read about two formally conjoined twins making their way from Italy to Newark, a suburb of New York City, to find their fame and fortune.
No murders, no bodies, just a simple tale of two men’s journey to find themselves in a diverse Newark.
Guido and Luigi Banafasi were on their way to Pissaccotta, Italy, from Newark, New Jersey
Only two days into the trip, and they had enough. They were
sick of vomiting from being seasick;
sick from the constant noise of the rats running and leaving reminders;
sick of the seldom working toilet and sink;
sick of the toilet that when it did work, you could see the ocean as it dumped; and if the ship rolled during the flush, seawater would shoot in;
sick from the tobacco smell of the room;
sick of the body odor from the sheets and room from the first day;
sick of the body odor from the crew;
sick of the captain