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and persevering gentleman, referred to in a previous chapter, who kept a fatherly eye on the Buenos Ayres sheep.
“He seems very satisfied with Mike’s friend Wyatt.; At the moment of writing Wyatt is apparently incapacitated owing to a bullet in the shoulder, but expects to be fit again shortly.; That young man seems to make things fairly lively wherever he is.; I don’t wonder he found a public school too restricted a sphere for his energies.”
“Has he been fighting a duel?” asked Marjory, interested.
“Bushrangers,” said Phyllis.
“There aren’t any bushrangers in Buenos Ayres,” said Ella.
“How do you know?” said Phyllis clinchingly.
“Bush-ray, bush-ray, bush-ray,” began Gladys Maud, conversationally, through the bread-and-milk; but was headed off.
“He gives no details.; Perhaps that letter on Mike’s plate supplies them.; I see it comes from Buenos Ayres.”
“I wish Mike would come and open it,” said Marjory.; “Shall I go and hurry him up?”
The missing member of the family entered as she spoke.
“Buck up, Mike,” she shouted.; “There’s a letter from Wyatt.; He’s been wounded in a duel.”
“With a bushranger,” added Phyllis.
“Bush-ray,” explained Gladys Maud.
“Is there?” said Mike.; “Sorry I’m late.”
He opened the letter and began to read.
“What does he say?” inquired Marjory.; “Who was the duel with?”
“How many bushrangers were there?” asked Phyllis.
Mike read on.
“Good old Wyatt!; He’s shot a man.”
“Killed him?” asked Marjory excitedly.
“No.; Only potted him in the leg.; This is what he says.; First page is mostly about the Ripton match and so on.; Here you are.; ’I’m dictating this to a sportsman of the name of Danvers, a good chap who can’t help being ugly, so excuse bad writing.; The fact is we’ve been having a bust-up here, and I’ve come out of it with a bullet in the shoulder, which has crocked me for the time being.; It happened like this.; An ass of a Gaucho had gone into the town and got jolly tight, and coming back, he wanted to ride through our place.; The old woman who keeps the lodge wouldn’t have it at any price.; Gave him the absolute miss-in-baulk.; So this rotter, instead of shifting off, proceeded to cut the fence, and go through that way.; All the farms out here have their boundaries marked by wire fences, and it is supposed to be a deadly sin to cut these.; Well, the lodge-keeper’s son dashed off in search of help.; A chap called Chester, an Old Wykehamist, and I were dipping sheep close by, so he came to us and told us what had happened.; We nipped on to a couple of horses, pulled out our revolvers, and tooled after him.; After a bit we overtook him, and that’s when the trouble began.; The johnny had dismounted when we arrived.; I thought he was simply tightening his horse’s girths.; What he was really doing was getting a steady aim at us with his revolver.; He fired as we came up, and dropped poor old Chester.; I thought he was killed at first, but it turned out it was only his leg.; I got going then.; I emptied all the six chambers of my revolver, and missed him clean every time.; In the meantime he got me in the right shoulder.; Hurt like sin afterwards, though it was only a sort of dull shock at the moment.; The next item of the programme was a forward move in force on the part of the enemy.; The man had got his knife out now—why he didn’t shoot again I don’t know—and toddled over in our direction to finish us off.; Chester was unconscious, and it was any money on the Gaucho, when I happened to catch sight of Chester’s pistol, which had fallen just by where I came down.; I picked it up, and loosed off.; Missed the first shot, but got him with the second in the ankle at about two yards; and his day’s work was done.; That’s the painful story.; Danvers says he’s getting writer’s cramp, so I shall have to stop....’”
“By Jove!” said Mike.
“What a dreadful thing!” said Mrs. Jackson.
“Anyhow, it was practically a bushranger,” said Phyllis.
“I told you it was a duel, and so it was,” said Marjory.
“What a terrible experience for the poor boy!” said Mrs. Jackson.
“Much better than being in a beastly bank,” said Mike, summing up.; “I’m glad he’s having such a ripping time.; It must be almost as decent as Wrykyn out there....; I say, what’s under that dish?”
CHAPTER XXX
MR. JACKSON MAKES UP HIS MIND
Two years have elapsed and Mike is home again for the Easter holidays.
If Mike had been in time for breakfast that morning he might have gathered from the expression on his father’s face, as Mr. Jackson opened the envelope containing his school report and read the contents, that the document in question was not exactly a paean of praise from beginning to end.; But he was late, as usual.; Mike always was late for breakfast in the holidays.
When he came down on this particular morning, the meal was nearly over.; Mr. Jackson had disappeared, taking his correspondence with him; Mrs. Jackson had gone into the kitchen, and when Mike appeared the thing had resolved itself into a mere vulgar brawl between Phyllis and Ella for the jam, while Marjory, who had put her hair up a fortnight before, looked on in a detached sort of way, as if these juvenile gambols distressed her.
“Hullo, Mike,” she said, jumping up as he entered; “here you are—I’ve been keeping everything hot for you.”
“Have you?; Thanks awfully.; I say—” his eye wandered in mild surprise round the table.; “I’m a bit late.”
Marjory was bustling about, fetching and carrying for Mike, as she always did.; She had adopted him at an early age, and did the thing thoroughly.; She was fond of her other brothers, especially when they made centuries in first-class cricket, but Mike was her favourite.; She would field out in the deep as a natural thing when Mike was batting at the net in the paddock, though for the others, even for Joe, who had played in all five Test Matches in the previous summer, she would do it only as a favour.
Phyllis and Ella finished their dispute and went out.; Marjory sat on the table and watched Mike eat.
“Your report came this morning, Mike,” she said.
The kidneys failed to retain Mike’s undivided attention.; He looked up interested.; “What did it say?”
“I didn’t see—I only caught sight of the Wrykyn crest on the envelope.; Father didn’t say anything.”
Mike seemed concerned.; “I say, that looks rather rotten!; I wonder if it was awfully bad.; It’s the first I’ve had from Appleby.”
“It can’t be any worse than the horrid ones Mr. Blake used to write when you were in his form.”
“No, that’s a comfort,” said Mike philosophically.; “Think there’s any more tea in that pot?”
“I call it a shame,” said Marjory; “they ought to be jolly glad to have you at Wrykyn just for cricket, instead of writing beastly reports that make father angry and don’t do any good to anybody.”
“Last summer he said he’d take me away if I got another one.”
“He didn’t mean it really, I know he didn’t!; He couldn’t!; You’re the best bat Wrykyn’s ever had.”
“What ho!” interpolated Mike.
“You are.; Everybody says you are.;