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highly of Sedleigh,” added Mr. Jackson.
Mike said nothing, which was a good deal better than saying what he would have liked to have said.
CHAPTER XXXI
SEDLEIGH
The train, which had been stopping everywhere for the last half-hour, pulled up again, and Mike, seeing the name of the station, got up, opened the door, and hurled a Gladstone bag out on to the platform in an emphatic and vindictive manner.; Then he got out himself and looked about him.
“For the school, sir?” inquired the solitary porter, bustling up, as if he hoped by sheer energy to deceive the traveller into thinking that Sedleigh station was staffed by a great army of porters.
Mike nodded.; A sombre nod.; The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812, and said, “So you’re back from Moscow, eh?” Mike was feeling thoroughly jaundiced.; The future seemed wholly gloomy.; And, so far from attempting to make the best of things, he had set himself deliberately to look on the dark side.; He thought, for instance, that he had never seen a more repulsive porter, or one more obviously incompetent than the man who had attached himself with a firm grasp to the handle of the bag as he strode off in the direction of the luggage-van.; He disliked his voice, his appearance, and the colour of his hair.; Also the boots he wore.; He hated the station, and the man who took his ticket.
“Young gents at the school, sir,” said the porter, perceiving from Mike’s distrait air that the boy was a stranger to the place, “goes up in the ’bus mostly.; It’s waiting here, sir.; Hi, George!”
“I’ll walk, thanks,” said Mike frigidly.
“It’s a goodish step, sir.”
“Here you are.”
“Thank you, sir.; I’ll send up your luggage by the ’bus, sir.; Which ’ouse was it you was going to?”
“Outwood’s.”
“Right, sir.; It’s straight on up this road to the school.; You can’t miss it, sir.”
“Worse luck,” said Mike.
He walked off up the road, sorrier for himself than ever.; It was such absolutely rotten luck.; About now, instead of being on his way to a place where they probably ran a diabolo team instead of a cricket eleven, and played hunt-the-slipper in winter, he would be on the point of arriving at Wrykyn.; And as captain of cricket, at that.; Which was the bitter part of it.; He had never been in command.; For the last two seasons he had been the star man, going in first, and heading the averages easily at the end of the season; and the three captains under whom he had played during his career as a Wrykynian, Burgess, Enderby, and Henfrey had always been sportsmen to him.; But it was not the same thing.; He had meant to do such a lot for Wrykyn cricket this term.; He had had an entirely new system of coaching in his mind.; Now it might never be used.; He had handed it on in a letter to Strachan, who would be captain in his place; but probably Strachan would have some scheme of his own.; There is nobody who could not edit a paper in the ideal way; and there is nobody who has not a theory of his own about cricket-coaching at school.
Wrykyn, too, would be weak this year, now that he was no longer there.; Strachan was a good, free bat on his day, and, if he survived a few overs, might make a century in an hour, but he was not to be depended upon.; There was no doubt that Mike’s sudden withdrawal meant that Wrykyn would have a bad time that season.; And it had been such a wretched athletic year for the school.; The football fifteen had been hopeless, and had lost both the Ripton matches, the return by over sixty points.; Sheen’s victory in the light-weights at Aldershot had been their one success.; And now, on top of all this, the captain of cricket was removed during the Easter holidays.; Mike’s heart bled for Wrykyn, and he found himself loathing Sedleigh and all its works with a great loathing.
The only thing he could find in its favour was the fact that it was set in a very pretty country.; Of a different type from the Wrykyn country, but almost as good.; For three miles Mike made his way through woods and past fields.; Once he crossed a river.; It was soon after this that he caught sight, from the top of a hill, of a group of buildings that wore an unmistakably school-like look.
This must be Sedleigh.
Ten minutes’ walk brought him to the school gates, and a baker’s boy directed him to Mr. Outwood’s.
There were three houses in a row, separated from the school buildings by a cricket-field.; Outwood’s was the middle one of these.
Mike went to the front door, and knocked.; At Wrykyn he had always charged in at the beginning of term at the boys’ entrance, but this formal reporting of himself at Sedleigh suited his mood.
He inquired for Mr. Outwood, and was shown into a room lined with books.; Presently the door opened, and the house-master appeared.
There was something pleasant and homely about Mr. Outwood.; In appearance he reminded Mike of Smee in “Peter Pan.”; He had the same eyebrows and pince-nez and the same motherly look.
“Jackson?” he said mildly.
“Yes, sir.”
“I am very glad to see you, very glad indeed.; Perhaps you would like a cup of tea after your journey.; I think you might like a cup of tea.; You come from Crofton, in Shropshire, I understand, Jackson, near Brindleford?; It is a part of the country which I have always wished to visit.; I daresay you have frequently seen the Cluniac Priory of St. Ambrose at Brindleford?”
Mike, who would not have recognised a Cluniac Priory if you had handed him one on a tray, said he had not.
“Dear me!; You have missed an opportunity which I should have been glad to have.; I am preparing a book on Ruined Abbeys and Priories of England, and it has always been my wish to see the Cluniac Priory of St. Ambrose.; A deeply interesting relic of the sixteenth century.; Bishop Geoffrey, 1133-40——”
“Shall I go across to the boys’ part, sir?”
“What?; Yes.; Oh, yes.; Quite so.; And perhaps you would like a cup of tea after your journey?; No?; Quite so.; Quite so.; You should make a point of visiting the remains of the Cluniac Priory in the summer holidays, Jackson.; You will find the matron in her room.; In many respects it is unique.; The northern altar is in a state of really wonderful preservation.; It consists of a solid block of masonry five feet long and two and a half wide, with chamfered plinth, standing quite free from the apse wall.; It will well repay a visit.; Good-bye for the present, Jackson, good-bye.”
Mike wandered across to the other side of the house, his gloom visibly deepened.; All alone in a strange school, where they probably played hopscotch, with a house-master who offered one cups of tea after one’s journey and talked about chamfered plinths and apses.; It was a little hard.
He strayed about, finding his bearings, and finally came to a room which he took to be the equivalent of the senior day-room at a Wrykyn house.; Everywhere else he had found nothing but emptiness.; Evidently he had come by an earlier train than was usual.; But this room was occupied.
A very long, thin youth, with a solemn face and immaculate clothes, was leaning against the mantelpiece.; As Mike entered, he fumbled in his top left waistcoat pocket, produced an eyeglass attached to a cord, and fixed it in his right eye.; With the help of this aid to vision he inspected Mike in silence for a while, then, having flicked an invisible speck of dust from the left sleeve of his coat, he spoke.
“Hullo,” he said.
He spoke in a tired voice.
“Hullo,” said Mike.
“Take a seat,” said the immaculate one.; “If you don’t mind dirtying your bags, that’s to say.; Personally, I don’t see any prospect of ever sitting down in this place.; It looks to me as if they meant to use these chairs as mustard-and-cress beds.; A Nursery