Psmith Series. P. G. Wodehouse
Towards the end of the afternoon, Wyatt went up to Burgess.
“Burgess,” he said, “see that kid sitting behind the net?”
“With the naked eye,” said Burgess.; “Why?”
“He’s just come to Wain’s.; He’s Bob Jackson’s brother, and I’ve a sort of idea that he’s a bit of a bat.; I told him I’d ask you if he could have a knock.; Why not send him in at the end net?; There’s nobody there now.”
Burgess’s amiability off the field equalled his ruthlessness when bowling.
“All right,” he said.; “Only if you think that I’m going to sweat to bowl to him, you’re making a fatal error.”
“You needn’t do a thing.; Just sit and watch.; I rather fancy this kid’s something special.”
* * * * *
Mike put on Wyatt’s pads and gloves, borrowed his bat, and walked round into the net.
“Not in a funk, are you?” asked Wyatt, as he passed.
Mike grinned.; The fact was that he had far too good an opinion of himself to be nervous.; An entirely modest person seldom makes a good batsman.; Batting is one of those things which demand first and foremost a thorough belief in oneself.; It need not be aggressive, but it must be there.
Wyatt and the professional were the bowlers.; Mike had seen enough of Wyatt’s bowling to know that it was merely ordinary “slow tosh,” and the professional did not look as difficult as Saunders.; The first half-dozen balls he played carefully.; He was on trial, and he meant to take no risks.; Then the professional over-pitched one slightly on the off.; Mike jumped out, and got the full face of the bat on to it.; The ball hit one of the ropes of the net, and nearly broke it.
“How’s that?” said Wyatt, with the smile of an impresario on the first night of a successful piece.
“Not bad,” admitted Burgess.
A few moments later he was still more complimentary.; He got up and took a ball himself.
Mike braced himself up as Burgess began his run.; This time he was more than a trifle nervous.; The bowling he had had so far had been tame.; This would be the real ordeal.
As the ball left Burgess’s hand he began instinctively to shape for a forward stroke.; Then suddenly he realised that the thing was going to be a yorker, and banged his bat down in the block just as the ball arrived.; An unpleasant sensation as of having been struck by a thunderbolt was succeeded by a feeling of relief that he had kept the ball out of his wicket.; There are easier things in the world than stopping a fast yorker.
“Well played,” said Burgess.
Mike felt like a successful general receiving the thanks of the nation.
The fact that Burgess’s next ball knocked middle and off stumps out of the ground saddened him somewhat; but this was the last tragedy that occurred.; He could not do much with the bowling beyond stopping it and feeling repetitions of the thunderbolt experience, but he kept up his end; and a short conversation which he had with Burgess at the end of his innings was full of encouragement to one skilled in reading between the lines.
“Thanks awfully,” said Mike, referring to the square manner in which the captain had behaved in letting him bat.
“What school were you at before you came here?” asked Burgess.
“A private school in Hampshire,” said Mike.; “King-Hall’s.; At a place called Emsworth.”
“Get much cricket there?”
“Yes, a good lot.; One of the masters, a chap called Westbrook, was an awfully good slow bowler.”
Burgess nodded.
“You don’t run away, which is something,” he said.
Mike turned purple with pleasure at this stately compliment.; Then, having waited for further remarks, but gathering from the captain’s silence that the audience was at an end, he proceeded to unbuckle his pads.; Wyatt overtook him on his way to the house.
“Well played,” he said.; “I’d no idea you were such hot stuff.; You’re a regular pro.”
“I say,” said Mike gratefully, “it was most awfully decent of you getting Burgess to let me go in.; It was simply ripping of you.”
“Oh, that’s all right.; If you don’t get pushed a bit here you stay for ages in the hundredth game with the cripples and the kids.; Now you’ve shown them what you can do you ought to get into the Under Sixteen team straight away.; Probably into the third, too.”
“By Jove, that would be all right.”
“I asked Burgess afterwards what he thought of your batting, and he said, ‘Not bad.’; But he says that about everything.; It’s his highest form of praise.; He says it when he wants to let himself go and simply butter up a thing.; If you took him to see N. A. Knox bowl, he’d say he wasn’t bad.; What he meant was that he was jolly struck with your batting, and is going to play you for the Under Sixteen.”
“I hope so,” said Mike.
The prophecy was fulfilled.; On the following Wednesday there was a match between the Under Sixteen and a scratch side.; Mike’s name was among the Under Sixteen.; And on the Saturday he was playing for the third eleven in a trial game.
“This place is ripping,” he said to himself, as he saw his name on the list.; “Thought I should like it.”
And that night he wrote a letter to his father, notifying him of the fact.
CHAPTER V
REVELRY BY NIGHT
A succession of events combined to upset Mike during his first fortnight at school.; He was far more successful than he had any right to be at his age.; There is nothing more heady than success, and if it comes before we are prepared for it, it is apt to throw us off our balance.; As a rule, at school, years of wholesome obscurity make us ready for any small triumphs we may achieve at the end of our time there.; Mike had skipped these years.; He was older than the average new boy, and his batting was undeniable.; He knew quite well that he was regarded as a find by the cricket authorities; and the knowledge was not particularly good for him.; It did not make him conceited, for his was not a nature at all addicted to conceit.; The effect it had on him was to make him excessively pleased with life.; And when Mike was pleased with life he always found a difficulty in obeying Authority and its rules.; His state of mind was not improved by an interview with Bob.
Some evil genius put it into Bob’s mind that it was his duty to be, if only for one performance, the Heavy Elder Brother to Mike; to give him good advice.; It is never the smallest use for an elder brother to attempt to do anything for the good of a younger brother at school, for the latter rebels automatically against such interference in his concerns; but Bob did not know this.; He only knew that he had received a letter from home, in which his mother had assumed without evidence that he was leading Mike by the hand round the pitfalls of life at Wrykyn; and his conscience smote him.; Beyond asking him occasionally, when they met, how he was getting on (a question to which Mike invariably replied, “Oh, all right"), he was not aware of having done anything brotherly towards the youngster.; So he asked Mike to tea in his study one afternoon before going to the nets.
Mike arrived, sidling into the study in the half-sheepish, half-defiant manner peculiar to small brothers in the presence of their elders, and stared in silence at the photographs on the walls.; Bob was changing into his cricket things.; The atmosphere was one of constraint and awkwardness.
The arrival of tea was the cue for conversation.
“Well, how are you getting on?” asked