Psmith Series. P. G. Wodehouse

Psmith Series - P. G. Wodehouse


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cat told of Wyatt’s presence somewhere in the big garden.; He would have given much to be with him, but he realised that he was on parole.; He had promised not to leave the house, and there was an end of it.

      He turned away from the window and sat down on his bed.; Then a beautiful, consoling thought came to him.; He had given his word that he would not go into the garden, but nothing had been said about exploring inside the house.; It was quite late now.; Everybody would be in bed.; It would be quite safe.; And there must be all sorts of things to interest the visitor in Wain’s part of the house.; Food, perhaps.; Mike felt that he could just do with a biscuit.; And there were bound to be biscuits on the sideboard in Wain’s dining-room.

      He crept quietly out of the dormitory.

      He had been long enough in the house to know the way, in spite of the fact that all was darkness.; Down the stairs, along the passage to the left, and up a few more stairs at the end. The beauty of the position was that the dining-room had two doors, one leading into Wain’s part of the house, the other into the boys’ section.; Any interruption that there might be would come from the further door.

      To make himself more secure he locked that door; then, turning up the incandescent light, he proceeded to look about him.

      Mr. Wain’s dining-room repaid inspection.; There were the remains of supper on the table.; Mike cut himself some cheese and took some biscuits from the box, feeling that he was doing himself well.; This was Life.; There was a little soda-water in the syphon.; He finished it.; As it swished into the glass, it made a noise that seemed to him like three hundred Niagaras; but nobody else in the house appeared to have noticed it.

      He took some more biscuits, and an apple.

      After which, feeling a new man, he examined the room.

      And this was where the trouble began.

      On a table in one corner stood a small gramophone.; And gramophones happened to be Mike’s particular craze.

      All thought of risk left him.; The soda-water may have got into his head, or he may have been in a particularly reckless mood, as indeed he was.; The fact remains that he inserted the first record that came to hand, wound the machine up, and set it going.

      The next moment, very loud and nasal, a voice from the machine announced that Mr. Godfrey Field would sing “The Quaint Old Bird.”; And, after a few preliminary chords, Mr. Field actually did so.

      "Auntie went to Aldershot in a Paris pom-pom hat."

      Mike stood and drained it in.

      "...; Good gracious (sang Mr. Field), what was that?"

      It was a rattling at the handle of the door.; A rattling that turned almost immediately into a spirited banging.; A voice accompanied the banging.; “Who is there?” inquired the voice.; Mike recognised it as Mr. Wain’s.; He was not alarmed.; The man who holds the ace of trumps has no need to be alarmed.; His position was impregnable.; The enemy was held in check by the locked door, while the other door offered an admirable and instantaneous way of escape.

      Mike crept across the room on tip-toe and opened the window.; It had occurred to him, just in time, that if Mr. Wain, on entering the room, found that the occupant had retired by way of the boys’ part of the house, he might possibly obtain a clue to his identity.; If, on the other hand, he opened the window, suspicion would be diverted.; Mike had not read his “Raffles” for nothing.

      The handle-rattling was resumed.; This was good.; So long as the frontal attack was kept up, there was no chance of his being taken in the rear—­his only danger.

      He stopped the gramophone, which had been pegging away patiently at “The Quaint Old Bird” all the time, and reflected.; It seemed a pity to evacuate the position and ring down the curtain on what was, to date, the most exciting episode of his life; but he must not overdo the thing, and get caught.; At any moment the noise might bring reinforcements to the besieging force, though it was not likely, for the dining-room was a long way from the dormitories; and it might flash upon their minds that there were two entrances to the room.; Or the same bright thought might come to Wain himself.

      “Now what,” pondered Mike, “would A. J. Raffles have done in a case like this?; Suppose he’d been after somebody’s jewels, and found that they were after him, and he’d locked one door, and could get away by the other.”

      The answer was simple.

      “He’d clear out,” thought Mike.

      Two minutes later he was in bed.

      He lay there, tingling all over with the consciousness of having played a masterly game, when suddenly a gruesome idea came to him, and he sat up, breathless.; Suppose Wain took it into his head to make a tour of the dormitories, to see that all was well!; Wyatt was still in the garden somewhere, blissfully unconscious of what was going on indoors.; He would be caught for a certainty!

      CHAPTER VI

      IN WHICH A TIGHT CORNER IS EVADED

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      For a moment the situation paralysed Mike.; Then he began to be equal to it.; In times of excitement one thinks rapidly and clearly.; The main point, the kernel of the whole thing, was that he must get into the garden somehow, and warn Wyatt.; And at the same time, he must keep Mr. Wain from coming to the dormitory.; He jumped out of bed, and dashed down the dark stairs.

      He had taken care to close the dining-room door after him.; It was open now, and he could hear somebody moving inside the room.; Evidently his retreat had been made just in time.

      He knocked at the door, and went in.

      Mr. Wain was standing at the window, looking out.; He spun round at the knock, and stared in astonishment at Mike’s pyjama-clad figure.; Mike, in spite of his anxiety, could barely check a laugh.; Mr. Wain was a tall, thin man, with a serious face partially obscured by a grizzled beard.; He wore spectacles, through which he peered owlishly at Mike.; His body was wrapped in a brown dressing-gown.; His hair was ruffled.; He looked like some weird bird.

      “Please, sir, I thought I heard a noise,” said Mike.

      Mr. Wain continued to stare.

      “What are you doing here?” said he at last.

      “Thought I heard a noise, please, sir.”

      “A noise?”

      “Please, sir, a row.”

      “You thought you heard——!”

      The thing seemed to be worrying Mr. Wain.

      “So I came down, sir,” said Mike.

      The house-master’s giant brain still appeared to be somewhat clouded.; He looked about him, and, catching sight of the gramophone, drew inspiration from it.

      “Did you turn on the gramophone?” he asked.

      “Me, sir!” said Mike, with the air of a bishop accused of contributing to the Police News.

      “Of course not, of course not,” said Mr. Wain hurriedly.; “Of course not.; I don’t know why I asked.; All this is very unsettling.; What are you doing here?”

      “Thought I heard a noise, please, sir.”

      “A noise?”

      “A row, sir.”

      If it was Mr. Wain’s wish that he should spend the night playing Massa Tambo to his Massa Bones, it was not for him to baulk the house-master’s innocent pleasure.; He was prepared to continue the snappy dialogue till breakfast time.

      “I think there must have been a burglar in here, Jackson.”

      “Looks like it, sir.”

      “I found the window open.”

      “He’s


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