Twenty Years of Hus'ling. J. P. Johnston
I responded—Traveling with an ox-team and cart—A great attraction—Sold out—Traveling by rail—My return to Ohio—Meeting the clairvoyant doctor—How I fooled him—Quail, twelve dollars a dozen—The doctor loses his appetite.
A co-partnership formed in the auction business—How it ended—A new friend—His generosity—Exhibiting a talking machine—It failed to talk—How I entertained the audience—In the role of a Phrenologist.
In the auction business again—A new conveyance for street sales—My trip through the lumber regions—A successful summer campaign—A winter's trip through the south—My return to Grand Rapids, Mich.—A trip to Lake Superior—Selling needles as a side issue—How I did it—State license demanded by an officer—How I turned the tables on him—Buying out a country store—A great sale of paper-cambric dress patterns—A compromise with the buyers—My return to Chicago—Flush and flying high.
Buying out a large stock of merchandise—On the road again—Six weeks in each town—Muddy roads and poor trade—Closing out at auction—Saved my credit but collapsed—Peddling polish and jewelry—Wholesaling jewelry—Fifty dollars and lots of experience my stock in trade—Tall "hus'ling" and great success—An offer from a wholesale jewelry firm—Declined with thanks—Hus'ling again—Great success.
Robbed of a trunk of jewelry—Only a small stock left—A terrible calamity—Collapsed—An empty sample-case my sole possession—Peddling polish again—Making a raise—Unintentional generosity breaks me up—Meeting an old partner—The wholesaler supplies me with jewelry—Hus'ling again with great success—Making six hundred dollars in one day—My health fails me—I return to Ohio—A physician gives me but two years to live—How I fooled him.
A friend loans me twenty-five dollars—My arrival in Chicago—Forty dollars' worth of goods on credit—I leave for Michigan—Effecting a sale by stratagem—Great success during the summer—Enforcing a credit—Continued success—Opening an office in the city—Paying my old debts, with interest—My trip to New York—Buying goods from the manufacturers—My return to Chicago—Now I do hus'le—Immense success.
Employing traveling salesmen—Depression in trade—Heavily in debt—How I preserved my credit—I take to the road again—Traveling by team—Deciding a horse-trade—My book-keeper proposes an assignment—I reject the proposition—Collecting old debts by stratagem.
Another horse trade—A heavy loss—Playing detective—My visit home—A retrospect—Calling in my agents—A new scheme—It's a winner—Mr. Keefer and my mother visit Chicago—His verdict, "It does beat the devil."
ILLUSTRATIONS
ARRIVING AT NEW YORK.—PAGE 31.
RETURNING HOME FROM NEW YORK.—PAGE 34.
SEE 'ER GO! SEE 'ER GO! THE CRAZY OLD FOOL, SEE 'ER GO.—PAGE 39.
"BUT YOU MUST ADD THAT CLAUSE." "OH, NO, I GUESS I MUST NOT."—PAGE 68.
WILL REMOVE TAR, PITCH, PAINT, OIL OR VARNISH FROM YOUR CLOTHING—PAGE 76.
ELEVEN DAYS FOR ELEVEN DOLLARS.—PAGE 81.
THIS, MADAM, IS THE STEREOSCOPIC LENS.—PAGE 101.
THOSE KIND COST ME $10.00 PER DOZ.—PAGE 111.
"AS YE SOW SO SHALL YE REAP."—PAGE 140.
DEVOE, JOHNSTON & CO., HORSE TRAINERS.—PAGE 153.
HEAVENS AND EARTH! FRANK; WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?—PAGE 193.
A WILY DETECTIVE ON THE WRONG SCENT.
THE WILY DETECTIVE'S RETURN TO THE HOTEL.
A FOUR MILE CHASE.—PAGE 234.
"STOP THAT MAN! STOP THAT MAN."
"BY GRACIOUS, I'M JUST IN TIME, FOR ONCE."
GOOD DAY, DOCTHER, DARLINT! GOOD DAY.—PAGE 293.
MADAM, THE DRUM OF YOUR RIGHT EAR IS ALMOST ENTIRELY DESTROYED.—Page 297.
HERE, WAITER, BRING ME ANOTHER BEAN.—PAGE 312.
THE DOCTOR A "STAR" BOARDER.
DUTCHY AS CHAMBERMAID.—PAGE 321.
THE DR. AND HIS CROSS-EYED GIRL.—PAGE 351.
THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE SITUATION.—PAGE 388.
MY FIRST AUCTION SALE AT BLISSFIELD MICH.—PAGE 398.
OUR NEAT, NICE, TIDY BOARDING HOUSE AT KANSAS CITY, MO.—PAGE 416.
A BADLY MIXED POLITICAL SPEECH NEAR CRESTLINE,