The Wiener Schnitzel Love Book!. Severin Corti
Schnitzel
WOLFGANG KRALICEK
I
Thou shalt have no other schnitzel before me.
This particularly includes any unbreaded schnitzels
and schnitzels that are coated in something other
than breadcrumbs.
II
Thou shalt also honour the pork schnitzel.
Yes, a true Wiener Schnitzel is made of veal.
But the pork version is also worthy of respect.
III
Thou shalt keep the day of the schnitzel holy.
Schnitzel day is Sunday. But it can also be said that
schnitzel turns every day into a Sunday.
IV
Thou shalt not kill for a schnitzel.
Who knows how often schnitzel is served in prison?
V
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Restaurants which display pictures of schnitzels in
their menus should be treated with caution.
VI
Thou shalt eat a potato salad to accompany thy schnitzel.
This is simply the best match. Only children
are permitted chips, although everyone
may partake if the schnitzel is served at a buffet
at an open-air swimming pool.
VII
Thou shalt add no sauce to thy schnitzel.
Yes, that means no ketchup either.
Only lemon and cranberry are allowed.
VIII
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s schnitzel.
Unless you are married to him or her.
IX
Thou shalt not eat only veal or pork schnitzel.
Gordon Bleu is also a tasty option.
X
Thou shalt not leave thy schnitzel behind.
When you have reached your limit,
have it wrapped up in foil.
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