War/Peace - Part II. Clarissa Daisy Huntsman
after the whole plate thing.
MATT
Oh. Really?
SAMANTHA
Yeah. But weed does wonders. You'll be totally fine now.
SAMANTHA GIGGLES AGAIN.
SAMANTHA
You're too high to selectively filter [3.] information now. So you'll be thinking positively. And that's when you're thinking clearly. And we gotta be, coz our job's to listen, intimately [5.], and to listen well to what people say, what people do . . . so we know who to approach next . . . but if you start thinking that "everyone's" a honeybee - and transferring my personality onto them [6.] - then just resist the urge to ask them if they actually are. Even if they're chatting about honey. Keep this secret. K, Matt? For now.
MATT
I promise. I'd never do anything to ruin what we have here.
SAMANTHA
Nothing can ruin this. But we can never be too careful. I love you Matt.
AGAIN THEY KISS.
SAMANTHA
We'll change into new uniforms. I've keep some here. Then we're going in. Ready?
MATT
Ready.
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EXT. FLORIDA - SOUTH BEACH - DAY
(CLARISSA, EMILY, JULIAN)
TORTYRA SLOSSONIA - THAT'S OUR NAME, OUR SPECIES. WE FLY, AS A SINGLE INSECT, UNDETECTED ABOVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY STRETCH OF MIAMI'S SOUTH BEACH. THEY'VE STRUCK A CHORD WITH US; OUR CONTROLLERS. AND - AS THE SOLITARY MOTH - WE GLIDE THROUGH THE AIR UNDER REMOTE CONTROL [1.] [2.]. YOU'LL FIND A NEURAL PROBE IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AROUND OUR VENTRAL NERVE CORD [1.] [2.], WITH SOME GOLD INSIDE IT [1.] [2.], AND CONNECTED TO THIS A DEVICE THAT CAN PICK UP RADIO SIGNALS [1.] [2.]. AND NOW WE FEEL A CURRENT OF SEVERAL MICROAMPERES RUNNING THROUGH OUR NERVE CORD AND WE FOLLOW OUR ABDOMEN TO THE LEFT AND DOWNWARDS [1.] [2.] AS WE SURREPTITIOUSLY ZOOM IN ON CLARISSA, EMILY AND JULIAN. INSIDE OUR ABDOMEN A FUEL CELL CONVERTS TREHALOSE TO GLUCOSE, OXIDIZES THE GLUCOSE AND EXTRACTS ELECTRONS TO GIVE US THE POWER [1.] [3.] TO REMAIN TRULY DIRECTIVE AND ATTENTIVE. NOW WE HOVER ABOVE THE TRIO AS THEY STROLL ALONG THE SOUTH BEACH SHORELINE.
CLARISSA
What's that?
SHE POINTS TO WHAT APPEARS TO BE A LARGE ROCK BEHIND SOME SHRUBS.
CLARISSA
Oh, a Classic Moth.
JULIAN
What's that?
CLARISSA
An old boat. I thought it was a person for a minute.
EMILY
Clarissa; we're on the beach now. Do you wanna . . .?
EMILY TOUCHES HER POCKET.
CLARISSA
Oh. Ha ha. The bras.
CLARISSA TAPS JULIAN'S SHOULDER.
CLARISSA
You'll love these.
BOTH CLARISSA AND EMILY REMOVE THEIR SHIRTS. JULIAN, SURPRISED, OPENS HIS MOUTH.
CLARISSA
Can you hold these babe?
JULIAN NODS. THEY PASS THEIR SHIRTS TO HIM. CLARISSA GIGGLES, SCANS THE MIAMI SANDS QUICKLY WITH HER GAZE AND THEN BOTH HER AND EMILY REMOVE THEIR BRAS AND PASS THEM TO A BEMUSED JULIAN. HE LAUGHS. THEY REMOVE THE CYLINDERS FROM THEIR POCKETS AND THEN THE WATER-SOLUBLE BRAS [4.] FROM WITHIN. AND THEY PUT THEM ON.
CLARISSA
Wow this feels good.
EMILY
Yeah.
JULIAN
What are they made of?
CLARISSA LAUGHS.
CLARISSA
Don't know. But apparently it dissolves in water.
JULIAN
What! Really?
EMILY
Yep. Beautiful right?
JULIAN NODS.
CLARISSA
Now we are definitely dressed for Lecca Lecca [5.].
THEY CONTINUE DOWN THE SHORE.
EMILY
Hey Julian; favorite chick in Jersey Shore? Sammi, Snooki?
JULIAN
Oh, um . . . I like Vinny.
CLARISSA
Yeah, but who do you find the most attractive? That's who I'm playing when I walk into the gelato joint.
JULIAN
Um