War/Peace - Part II. Clarissa Daisy Huntsman
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EXT. SOUTH BEACH SNAPSHOT - DAY
(CLARISSA, EMILY, JULIAN, BOYFRIEND)
AS SENSECAM [1.] WE TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOUR FRIENDS JUST OUTSIDE LECCA LECCA [2.]. THE VIEW IS WIDE [1.]; WE SEE THEM AND THEIR SURROUNDINGS. AND NOW - WHILE THE FRAME REMAINS STABLE, LIKE RESOURCES LINKED TO IN A PIECE OF PROSE - THE SUBJECTS UNFREEZE, TIME RESUMES, AND THEIR CONVERSATION CONTINUES.
CLARISSA
Now we're just a yellow stripe away from our own state, but I'm already seeing things in beautiful black and yellow instead of the peculiar palette of colors that exist in the minds of other people. Ha ha. They color every thing, every person, differently depending on its emotional valency, but really we should color all the people black and yellow. That's the buzz, right? That's Utah light.
EMILY
You have the sun in your eyes don't you?
CLARISSA
Yeah. How'd you guess?
THEY BOTH LAUGH.
EMILY
Unless you're seeing the magnetic field [3.] [4.] [5.] that will guide us back to Utah. We "are" honeybees after all.
CLARISSA
Or bacteria, good cyanobacteria [6.] who release . . .
CLARISSA TOUCHES THE NEW GUY'S NOSE WITH A STICKY FINGER.
CLARISSA
. . . starch [5.] to hold things together. You look like you're falling apart.
BOYFRIEND
I'm fine. I think. Now. You girls are strange . . . but so sweet.
EMILY
Well, we just explained to you that we're honeybees. You could come with us back to Utah and we'll explain a little better.
CLARISSA RAISES HER EYEBROWS AT EMILY.
CLARISSA
But you've got a home here, don't you? Plus that girlfriend of yours.
CLARISSA TOUCHES THE GUY'S TIRAMISÙ ATOP THE CONE AND THEN PUTS HER FINGER TO HIS LIPS.
CLARISSA
You got two scoops. Are you going to finish the cone?
BOYFRIEND
Don't know if I can.
CLARISSA
Hmmm . . . a waste of a lot of British Thermal Units [7.], but at the same time you don't wanna become obese [8.]. Should have gotten only one scoop.
BOYFRIEND
But it's cheaper to get two.
EMILY
Each scoop's cheaper but you still pay more all up.
CLARISSA
Why are people always encouraged to buy more than they can consume [7.]? America.
CLARISSA SHAKES HER HEAD.
CLARISSA
I think we need to get back to the heart. Ok dude . . .
CLARISSA PLACES A HAND ON THE GUY'S SHOULDER.
CLARISSA
. . . Quick question for you; "How far would you be willing to go to visit us? [9.]"
BOYFRIEND
Ha. Anywhere in Miami I guess.
EMILY
Oh. And how far would you be willing to chase Selena? [9.]
THE GUY SMILES.
BOYFRIEND
Probably all the way to . . . Utah. Ha ha. We had such a good relationship. Have. We "have" one.
EMILY LOOKS AT CLARISSA. SHE ROLLS HER EYES. CLARISSA SIGHS.
CLARISSA
Kind of opposite the answer we were hoping for. Guess you're an addict [10.] [11.] [12.], ey?
THE GUY SHRUGS.
BOYFRIEND
Hey, thanks guys. You're all so nice. But I think I need to find Selena.
HE STANDS UP.
CLARISSA
Awww. Good luck then. It was nice chatting.
THE GUY NODS, THEN WANDERS FROM THE FRAME.
CLARISSA GLARES AT EMILY.
EMILY
What?
CLARISSA
We can't invite every guy we meet back to honeybee. We got to know Julian well so we know he's cool. But we hardly even spoke to this guy. We may as well have been looking at a photograph.
EMILY
Oh.
JULIAN
Could have been a one night fling.
CLARISSA
See, Julian gets it.
JULIAN
We scared him off.
CLARISSA
Nah. As we concluded; the guy's an addict [10.] [11.] [12.] and you don't really wanna mix with them.
JULIAN SMILES AND NODS.
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