I-SOVIET MUTANTS. Amaphupho amnandi. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
wah!!! -Ihletywe ngokunyanzelwa, inyanzela yangempela yezulu, indawo yendawo, ke ngoko ayinakuyimela kwaye ingazazi iimpazamo zayo ezinkulu. Oongqatyana bawaqondile amathambo omqolo kwaye bathatha isikhundla sokuzingca.
– Ewe! Ndilokhozi njengawe!! -Kunqabile ukukhonkotha, kuncitshiswa izwi lakhe, kwabakho isihlanu nge-octave kwaye kwacandeka kwimpikiswano.
– Kwaye yintoni, ukukhwehlela? -Orel Stasyan ubuze ngokuzola ngakumbi.
– Uxolelwe xa ubhabha. I-peel, ukutshaya, i-balle … -iphendulwe ngezikhonkwane, ukudanisa, ungqatyana.
– Balel, utsho? -u-Predator obengezelayo ukhuhle i-chin ngegama lakhe lesibini. – yintoni encinci kangaka?
– Enye i-parody!! Ewe?! -Ngaphandle kokucinga, uStasyan uphendule, ukuba ungene ngokupheleleyo kwisibindi sobugcisa.
– Hayi, ndaphinda ndatyholwa-… – kwi-Eagle ye-Eagle. – Kwaye yintoni le nqatha? Fuh, ukubola? -Umphezulu waphakama wabopha intsimbi. -U uyafunga
– Hayi indlela, oh bhuti wam! Ndivele, uh … – ungqatyana ekuphenduleni uphendule.
– Yenziwe. -Wanqwala lo mdala wabhabha iinyosi, ngoku umqhubi-osebenzayo. – Yithi ukhuphe, andizange nditye shit entsha, ebolile…
nje, yitya ihotele eninzi.
– andiyityi shiti, imonon. -Umqhubi weStasyan.
– Ngubani lo ukuhlebayo kuwe? -Ndivile kwaye ndinomsindo, ukhozi lwalulumile kwaye lujonga macala onke.
– Ndim, lungu leempukane … – bendifuna ukuzazisa, eyona nto iphambili kunye nokubhabha kuphela kwipakethi, kodwa oongqatyana balumkisile ngomlomo, behamba besuka ngapha nangapha, njengokuba, ngomnwe wesalathiso, abantwana banqatshelwe ukuba beze.
– Ngaba ngumgubo onjani? Ungubani igama lakho? -abuza iEagle ngelishwa.
– Hayi. Igama lam ndinguStasyan.
– Stasyan?? Abantu baseArmeni okanye yintoni?
– Kwaye i-Honey amathumbu am. – isiqalo yayingumhlana.
– Ewe, ndinamathumbu akhe kwaye igama lam yinyosi eluhlaza, lonke ilungu liphela – yindoda, kwaye mna – bafazi – isisu esingatyanga oko kufunekayo, ngenxa yobudenge bolutsha. -ukubhabha okudala kwatyiwa kwavalwa.
– Kulungile, saqhuba sadlula… kodwa yintoni, sisalamane esincinci kangaka? – kwaye ukhozi lusasaze isifuba salo.
– Kwaye ndi… uhlobo oluhlukileyo…
– Iyaqondakala le nto, kodwa khange ikhule njani?
– Ubomi bam babunzima: Ndaba yinkedama enamanzi.
Ngokubanzi, bonke ubomi, isibhakabhaka sasingabhanganga. -akhala uStasyan.
– Yintoni, elahliweyo esiseleni?
– Kubaluleke kakhulu, kwi-zoo, ndivela e-Almaty, kodwa andazi ukuba kuphi. -Utshilo uStasyan.
– Kwaye ubhabha eRashiya, bathi uqoqosho luyaphucuka.
– Kwaye yintoni, awuzibhabhisi?
– Me?! Hayi, ndifile, bendifunwa apho.
– Kutheni?
– Ewe, kukho imisebenzi, mna, ngokukhawuleza, xa ndifika, ii-oligarchs ziya kundibamba kwaye ndizivalele ubomi be-cage okanye ndenze isilwanyana esinezinto. Ngaphezu koko, apha ndandisele ndinosapho, unyana. Kulungile, kuhle, sihlobo. -wugqibile uKhozi kunye nelitye, ngoko nangoko lawela phantsi, apho bekukho indawo eshukumayo emhlabeni. Ngokucacileyo: ijeerboa okanye squirrel yomhlaba.
– Kwaye ndiza kubhabha uye kweliphi icala? ungqatyana ubuze emva kwakhe, kodwa ukhozi lwalusele lude kwaye lungeva nokuva kuye.
– Okumangalisayo, awubonanga phantsi kwempumlo yakho, kodwa wabona into irhubuluzayo emhlabeni.
UStasyan kunye ne-bio motors zakhe kunye babukele ukhozi. – Kulungile, sithandwa, siyaphi?
– Futhi Sithandwa, oh nkosi yam!
– Kulungile, nyosi ukubhabha, yindlela esibhabha ngayo.
– Apho umoya uvuthuza khona, siya kuphapha, kulula. -iphakamise inkokeli yeqela leqela lokunamathela kwiimpukane eziluhlaza.
Kwaye babhabha beqabela emaqeleni nasehlathini, bedlula kwiidolophu nakwiidolophu, bema kuphela kwiimfumba zeshiti, ukuphucula isikhombiso kunye nobusuku.
Ngethamsanqa, umoya wawunokulunga, kanye kwindlela eya kumda weGulf, kwaye bona, behlola umhlaba ngokubaleka kwentaka, sele bengakhathalelanga iminqweno yabo; babhabha eRashiya okanye eTurkmenistan. Ke bekungekho nto kujoliso lwangoku, kodwa ukuxhomekeka kwimitha ye-Stasyan kwimizimba kunye neempukane, xa zisuka kude nomthombo waphakathi kweradiation, zibangele ukulungiswa kwendlela yesisu kunye nokuqaqanjelwa bubuthongo, kodwa bahlupheka. Baye bahlupheka, kodwa babandezeleka, kuba awuzukukroba ii-guts ikakhulu embindini?! Le ayisiyi-esile kwaye ayisiyo ntloko, apho wafikelela khona ukrola – ukhuphela, unyoko, ulusu lwakho… Kaif. Kodwa ubusi xa belungisa okanye esibindini?! Tin!! Bazama ke ukungxama, imilomo yabo ivulekile: nokuba ngasekhohlo okanye ekunene. ngoku ubuyela umva; ngoku ezantsi, emva koko… kodwa phezulu – ukulungiswa kunciphile, njengoko imitha yelanga isiqinisile, kodwa awuhlali kwisithuba sexesha elide. Kunzima ukuphefumla, ioksijini ayonelanga, kwaye amathumbu ayabamba. Ngokubanzi, uStasyan wagqiba ekubeni abhabhe apho umhlaba uqaqamba khona nge-radionuclides kwaye ukusuka ekuphakameni okunje ukuqaqamba kubonakele kwingingqi yeUkraine, yiyo … … Ngokubanzi, uStasyan wagqiba kwelokuba abhabhe waya eChernobyl. Ihagu iya kuhlala ifumana ubumdaka, kwaye enamanzi afelweyo afumana i-radiation. Ngokwemvelo. Kwaye qiniseka ukuba udlula e-Chelyabinsk, ingingqi ye-Tech Tech… Ke ilizwi lakhe langaphakathi limvuselele. Kwaye eli lizwi langaphakathi lalibizwa nje ngokuba yiLwimi. Kwaye ukuba uLwimi luzise eKiev amakhulu, amawaka, ezigidi zabahambi bezilwanyana ezincancisayo, linamanzi, linamaphiko kwaye nangaphezulu.
Kwaye ngoku sele efikile eChernobyl. Kwaye xa esondela esondela phezulu, kokukhona egcuma umlomo kukuyeka ukumiswa kwamathumbu… I—Lepota. Kwaye akahlali kwisithili se-Abay, indawo yovavanyo yeNyukliya, njengoko wayefuna utshintsho kunye nezinto ezintsha. Wayefuna ukubona umhlaba, kodwa ukubonisa ngokwakhe, kwaye ngoku wawela isibhakabhaka: ngoku ngasemva, ngoku ecaleni, ngoku ngasemva, ngoku intloko kuqala, emva koko imilenze. Kwaye ngequbuliso yena, okokhozi, wabona kwindawo yokulahla, imfumba inomngxunya, amehlo akhe aqabukele kuyo. I-Stasyan yaxhonywa kwindawo phezulu, i-perpendicular emhlabeni… Kwaye??!
apulase yesibini
I-Galups
Bdshch!!!! -i-arhente yesithathu yesikhululo se-Atomic Chernobyl Electra iduma kule nkulungwane yamashumi amabini ananye okanye kwinkulungwane. Abantu baye bakhathazeka, benza «imimangaliso» Abantu bazive zonke iziganeko zokuqhushumba kwenyukliya. Kodwa ngaba umhlaba weva ubunzima kakhulu okanye hayi?! Wancanca kuyo yonke imitha kwaye watyeba. Kodwa ke loo nto kukufa komntu, kuba ukuzalwa kwakhe nobomi. Umhlaba awusayi kuba mbi ngakumbi, kukho uluhlaza kuwo okanye umnyama njenge tar, ngowakhe, kodwa ngowabo baphila?! … Ke akukho mfuneko yokonga umama noMhlaba, ongengomama bethu. Sizinambuzane ngenxa yakhe, hayi abantwana… Kufuneka sisindise eyethu: thina bantu baseRussia, kufuneka sisindise imiphefumlo yethu; AmaJamani, amaTshayina kunye nabanye abantu bomhlaba, kufuneka basindise, kunjalo, baseMelika; kodwa amaMelika kufuneka agcine iesile lakhe… kuye kubiza malini ngakumbi, ngokuchanekileyo, ukuba ngubani na osenzakalisayo, kwaye ngubani osele enento, engasindisi, umzekelo, isandla okanye impumlo: bangumphefumlo, kwaye thina thina li-esile?! Kodwa into yokuba ukufa kungomntu bubomi emntwini. Kwaye nangona umgubo wenguquko uxhomekeka kwindalo. Bobabini abantu abavela kwioksijini, kunye nokutshintsha, masibabize ukuba, baxhomekeke kwii-radionuclides. Kwibala lokufa okungabanjwanga kutshanje, kwabakho indlela entsha yobomi, eyaziwa, ebizwa ngokuba yi «Great Galupiya». Kwaye ii-gallups nazo azazanga ukubonakala kwazo kweli lizwe, njengabantu malunga nokudalwa kwehlabathi elifanayo ukusuka kwinqanaba lokuqonda kwabo, kuphela ukuqagela kunye nokucingela, kunye ne-gallups enkulu eguqulwe ukuba ihlale emabeleni, njengee-gophers okanye izinja zedlelo, ezelebhu yazo ihlala ngaphandle, nangaphezulu abo bakhankanywe kwi-overdose ekhawulezileyo bafa. Akukho mntu ubasindisileyo?! Abantu abasindiswanga bonke, kodwa nantsi i-bullshit. Kodwa kwisibonda sokufa, kwavela ubomi obutsha bokuguqulwa, yayingeyiyo