I-SOVIET MUTANTS. Amaphupho amnandi. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
ukucamngca, zema, musa ukubola. Yonke into intle kakhulu!!!
– andisayi kugoba … -kuze le gundel ibe melancoly.
– Ukuhlawulwa!.
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Uyathumela!!
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Uyathumela!!!
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Uyathumela!!!!
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela!!!!! -UZulka uthathe umphefumlo onzulu kwaye wakhwaza-Aaaoo!!!!!!!
– Musa ukukhwaza njengehagu. -UPukik uhambe.
– Kwaye yintoni «ihagu»?
– Andazi, ngoko kwenzeka kum.
– Ivelaphi?
– Isuka kwinkamela.
– Ikhamela? Yintoni eli gama?
– Ewe?.. Ewe kunye «nehagu.» Ndiyeke!
– Ahh! Ewe, phumla.
– Yintoni, «aaaaa»? -iphazamise uPukik.
– Ewe, ndiye ndaqonda?! -UZulka wamtyhaphaza iliso.
– Yintoni, «iyaqonda»?
– Le «yehagu» yinkamela», kwaye» inkamela»..
– «Ihagu»! – wongeze isarha kunye nokukhetha enye ingcambu eludongeni. -Akukhanya… Ngaba uyafuna ukutya? -wayibamba emehlweni akhe.
– Ugh.. – ubambe. – Ewe, utya ntoni, kodwa utye. Jonga macala onke. Intle yonke into, imnyama..
– I-Toto kunye nayo, emnyama kwaye ingabonakali i-horseradish ingabonakali, ngaphandle kwakho.
– Kwaye kungcono ujonge, lilizwe lakho eli, ilizwe lakho!!
U-Pukik ngobudenge kwaye ngokutyibilikayo waphakamisa isikaka sakhe wajika wajonga ngocoselelo kwaye akaboni kwanto. Wakhangela phantsi ngokungabinambeko kwaye ngombono wasecaleni… kwaye kwakhona.
– Ewe, awukhangeli, kodwa jonga ngaphakathi, ujule kwintsingiselo…
– Yintoni?
– Oku!.. Eyona nto siyifunayo ngaphakathi.
– Andiboni kwanto. -UPukik wacaphuka.
– Njani: Ndiyabona, kodwa awuboni? -UZulka ngentamo yakhe intombazana yambamba isikipha sakhe wajikeleza kwaye waqala ukujika: ngoku ngasekunene, emva ekhohlo, emva koko, emva koko … – Kwaye ngoku uyakubona ubuhle bobumnyama belizwe?
– Ke yintoni?! -Punkik. -Izo zonke ziyafana zilusizi..
Ewe, ubonakala ungcono ngakumbi! – kwaye yena, ebuntwaneni bakhe bomoya omkhaphukhaphu, njengembaleki yesando. Ubuso bakhe babusontekile, kodwa akubonakali zinkanyezi, kodwa amabala emehlweni akhe.
– Ndiyeke, ukhohlakele. wakhwaza.
– Ah kunjalo?! -uye yena, esebenzisa amandla akhe aphezulu, kwaye kukho oombayimbayi bebabini elincinci kuneKazul, wayolula imithambo yakhe yamehlo kwaye wayiphosa, nge-inertia ye-angular velocity, ecaleni kodonga. I Shards zazingenalo ulusu lokuphelisa nerve kwaye ke azangeva zintlungu, ngenxa yoko uPukik waqala ukutsiba kwindawo enzima njengebhola yebhiliyard kunye neRocochet: ecofa ibunzi lakhe elityeni elalixhonywe edongeni, laze laya kufikelela kwisilingi, ecaleni kwephahla, malunga nomgangatho, kwakhona ecaleni kodonga, olunye udonga malunga nomgangatho, kwakhona malunga nodonga, ophahleni, malunga nomgangatho, kwakhona malunga nodonga, olunye udonga, isilingi, malunga nomgangatho, malunga nodonga, olunye udonga lwaza lwazimela ngokungxama kuZulka.
– Kwaye uze ngokwakho, kungenjalo kungekudala kuya kubakho uhlobo oluthile lokunciphisa … – UShisha uthathe umphefumlo onzulu.
– Lithini? -UZulka wazama ukungakhupheli iliso, kodwa iliso lamehlo lagqunywe kwaye yabambelela kumdibaniso wentamo ngentamo yomjikelo wokuqala.
– Kuya kufuneka uye kwiiklasi. -yaqhubeka enye kazul egama linguSoplyushka. -i-Galupia, ngexesha lentlekele.
– Isitokhwe semisebe eluncedo siphelelwe. -Ihabhu yokuqala yaphuka, kwathiwa – eyokuqala.
– Ii-Cesspools … -wongeze isiBini, waye wabizwa ngokufanayo.
– Kwaye ngenxa yoko, ukuze wonke umntu angafi ngokulungileyo, ziya kutshabalala iziqwengana.
– Benzele ukutya okulungele.
– Ewe, siya kufa nokuba kunjalo, asifumani mthombo wokutya. – UShisha uqukumbele, kwaye bonke bakhalela kunye ngazwi-linye. UZulka ebengekayifumani into ethethwayo, kubaluleke kakhulu kuye ukuba angatyhileki ngokukhawuleza, kwaye waziphakamisa, wabopha omnye wokujika kunye nesohlo ngoncedo lwethambo lomlenze wakhutshelwa ngaphandle kwaye wazihlikihla ekungakuthambekiseni, emva koko ngokubhuduzela umoya kwaye kangangezihlandlo ezintlanu. Iliso laqengqeleka, kwaye emva komzuzwana umzimba wagijimela kweliso, layibetha. Iliso laqhekeka kude nomzimba laza layolulela intambo entanyeni, laqhekeka laza latsala emva kwamehlo ecaleni komgaqo. Iliso belingavuthi kwaye, ngenxa yoluliwe, watsala uZulka, wabetha kwicala elibukhali eludongeni kwaye wakroba ngaphandle komngxunya. UChopik uphume ngaphandle kwaye iliso lakhe laxhonywa ekuvuleni. Abazalwana bakhawuleze ukuhlangula kwaye, ngokokuqala ngqa, «ukutsala ukutsala» nge-anthill, ubunzima, ukusuka kwilinge lesihlanu bakhupha amehlo abo ngaphandle kwejam kwaye udonga lwawa, ukudala ukungaziwa ukuba kuvuleke enkulu. Phambi kokuba ilali, uGalupy wayengazi ngobomi basemhlabeni, okanye abalawuli babazise.
Zonke zijikeleze entloko izithende kwaye zaziva ukukhanya kwendalo kwelanga kwelanga de ilali ingabonwa ngobuninzi beGalups.
Ngequbuliso, isimka safika kwakhona kunye nehlasana eliyi-Stasyan laza labhabha laya emngxunyeni laza labambeka kumgangatho wesisu…
– O, ungubani? -abuza uZulka.
– Mbethile!! -Ikhwaze i-crock ye-ten, kwaye abo balwa ngokuzayo bathatha indawo engafundiswanga ekuhlaseleni ebizwa ngokuba yi «anti-moya.» Kuzobetha zonke iimpukane ziqengqelekile kwaye zabaleka, zeziphi ezafa, ezesithathu zabaleka.
– Ewe, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah! yakhwaza iwelekazi. – yeyiphi???
UStasyan wayengakuqondi ukubhuza kwabo kwaye ke wagqiba kwelokuba azikhusele kwaye adle. Wayiphinda kabini kazaka, kwaye ke ngenxa yolonwabo ngomlomo wakhe wabamba ilihlo likaShisha. Wakhwaza.
– UAahai yay yay, uyaluma, kwaye mna, isidenge, ndiyamthethelela. Mbethe, nyana. -kwaze ihabtshu iphinde yabhabha kumqhekeza, yambetha, kwaye uZulka onamandla we-jumper wagxotha umngxunya ngaphandle. Imizamo yakhe yanceda ngee-paws zakhe, awaziguqulayo, kuba, enomva womzimba evela ngaphandle komngxuma.. UStasyan, engaziphilisi, wazifumana sele ngaphandle, wabaleka. Wayengasakwazi ukuphapha phezulu, njengangaphambili. Ukusuka ekuvutheni kwabantu abangabaziyo wonke umgquba obaleka kunye neempukane, kodwa wakhawuleza, wakhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wakhawuleza, wakhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wagijima, waphinda wadakasa kwiimbiza ezinomthi, walala phantsi emhlabeni walala…
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