SOVIET MASINTHIDWE. Zosangalatsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
adaonjezera mnansi wina kuchokera kumanzere. – adalumphira kumtunda kuposa tsiku.
– Chifukwa? – adafunsa wachichepere.
– Panalibe chonena, chifukwa chake amaganiza kuti msonkhano suyenera kukhala pachabe…
– Ndi cholinga choganiza bwino, Mutu adalamula kuti adumphe…
– Ndipo ndimakonda kugona ndipo sindisamala kuti bwanji.. – adati lachitatu kuchokera kumanzere ndikugona.
– Mukugona? Ndiye simukumva chilichonse? – adafunsa wachichepere.
– ayi, Cherevich wachichepere, mukagona bwino mumvetsetsa zomwe akunena. Makamaka amapuma…
– Quiet kwa inu!! adakwatula wina wakale wa ma Cherevich.
– … Ndipo achinyamata athu adalimbana nawo nkhondo yofanana ndi cholengedwa chosadziwika, chosadziwika, chomwe, kuthyola pansi, chidatsegulira dziko latsopano. Chifukwa chake pali zinthu zina zomwe zimasunthika kwa ife kuti, kuti tisunthe, tidye zomwezo monga ife…
– Kapena mwina, Ambuye, kodi izi zikuwukira? – winawake wasokoneza.
– Osasokoneza,.. Kodi ndikufuna kunena chiyani? -Semisrak adazengereza.
– … ndizofanana momwe ife tiriri … – adakonzedwa ndi Casulia Zack.
– Eya… Chifukwa chake… ndiwofanana ndi ife… Popeza timayenda chifukwa cha chakudya. Vootoot.. Ndipo ndikufuna, inu osayanjana nane, kuti musankhe ndi kusonkhanitsa gulu kapena gulu la ofunafuna ndi kuwatumiza kuchokera komwe kunali kuukira, kutanthauza mkati mwa Galupia wathu. Kodi ndikulankhula momveka bwino?
– Eya!! – aliyense adayankha.
– … Ndipo tumizani ku Kuwala pofunafuna Dziko Latsopano. – adapitiliza Semisrak. – Palibe chifukwa chochedwetsera nthawi yanga.Galupia yayamba kuchepa kale kangapo. Mitu imamwalira makamaka unyamata wawo. Ndipo potumiza gulu, gulu kapena gulu, pamakhala chiyembekezo chochepa. -and Semisrak adachotsa…
Kachetako lidasweka ndi kulira kwa membala wa khonsolo.
– , Lord Generalisyphilis. Sanazengereze kupha anthu, koma amayankhula. – adasokoneza Cherevich Chmoriko, m’modzi mwa alangizi oyandikira kwa Ambuye.
– Tonthola, schmuck, sindinamalize kuyankhula!!! – Vladyka adakwiya ndikupukusira mafupa ake chopita kwa Chmoriko. – Kotero… Uh… Chifukwa chake, sizikupanga nzeru kukoka. Koma potumiza gulu, padzakhala mtundu wosachepera chiyembekezo pang’ono… M-ye.. Kodi ndawona kale kuperekako kwinakwake?! – Adadziyang’anitsitsa mbali zonse, anasintha nkhope yake, anayimirira nyanga zake, analumpha, kenako anaimirira pamapewa ake, anakankhidwa, mutu wake ndikugwedezeka. – Zaek, nkhumba idabwera ndi chiyani mumutuwu ndi ziganizo zobwereza??
– III.. Ine. – adagwedezeka Zack.
– Kodi ndimalakwitsa kubwereza zomwezi? Gwiritsani ntchito mphamvu zanu kubwereza. Simukudziwa kuti Chilankhulo chimatenga mphamvu zambiri kuposa… ndikuganiza?!
– Kuti?
– Ku Karaganda!! Mupita chifukwa chamanyazi awa a ine, a Generalisiphilis Mwiniwake, Ambuye wa Gulu Lonse la Galupia, Maganizo a olamulira mwankhanza ku Agalileya. Wow Mudzakhala wodzipereka koyamba kufunafuna gulu. Ndipo mudzakhala ngwazi yoyamba m’mbiri ya shobla kapena gulu lathu kapena gulu lathu.
– O Ambuye, ndichitireni chifundo!! Ahahaaa!!! – Zled Zack – Sindikufuna kukhala ngwazi. Ahhhhh!!
– Ndipo mfundo!!! (ng’ombe) – Ambuye wamira. «Uli ndi chiyani, Rev. Chmor Iko?.. Ndipo iwe, Zeka, khala okonzeka.»
– zikomo, O Ambuye, ndinkafuna kufunsa, Ndipo ndani adzapita pambali panga? – Cherevich Chmor Iko anafunsa.
– Inu!
– Ine?
– , inunso, mudzakhala pamwamba pa ulendowo. Mukufuna kukhala ngwazi ya Galupia, ngati ine? – adafunsa Semisrak Chmor Iko. Izi zikanawulula zonse modabwitsidwa ngati zingakhale choncho.
– Ine? Sindili wokonzeka Ine sindiku… Ndipo «ulendo wabizinesi» ndi chiani?
– Ulendo wamabizinesi ndi gulu, ndipo timu ndi ulendo wabizinesi. Mwambiri, Casulia Zack afotokozera, akudziwa, izi ndi luso lake. – Vladyka adadzuka kumiyendo-fupa kapena pakati pa anthu wamba – mosl.
– sindili wokonzeka. Lolani wina – fumbi litagwera ku Cherevich.
– Palibe fumbi komanso wopanda aliyense, ngati Casulia. Ndiye cholakwika changa. mnansiyo ananyinyirika ndikuseka mwamwano.
– Ndati, pitani, ndiye mupite ndipo ndi zimenezo. -Semisraq adakweza fupa la mwendo wake wamanja ndikugudula chigaza chake cha dazi pakati pa nyanga zamphongo. – Wocheza adati, shard adapanga ndikumaliza. Sindikuyenera kukuta ubweya wa thonje. Chenjerani! tengani Cherevich Chmor Iko ndi Kazuliya Zeku, ndi kumalo aukali. -Apa, omenyawo adathamanga ndikugwira Zeku ndi Chmor Iko.
– Kungosamala kukoka kumenya. Ali kale ngwazi?! Kupita kumalo owukira. Ndipo kwa ena onse, ndimamanga msonkhano, popanda malonda. Ndipo ine ndakukhululukirani pondiyitanira kwa wamkulu wa zotchingira zitatu, chigaza cha Zasratovich.
– Ndili kale pano, Purezidenti Wanu … – kenako chigaza chinaoneka ndi mafupa atatu amiyendo oyenda osanjikana ndi chigaza mbali imodzi.
Kalekale panali kuphatikizirana ku Great Hole (tsopano: Galupii) ndipo kwakanthawi ulamulirowo unatengedwa ndi Cherevich Chmor Iko, yemwe anali wonyoza wachinyamata. Koma kufalikira kwa a General Zasratich pomenyera nkhondo yolakwika kunatenga mpando wachifumu ku Botva Cherevich ndikubweza monarchy, ndikuyika Vladyka woyenera. Pankhondo, adalephera kugwira ntchito ya fupa wachinayi, popeza adamenya gawo la khwangwala. Adangopunthwa ndikuswa gawo lake. Koma chifukwa cha izi adachita mantha kwambiri ndipo amawopabe, makamaka Semisrak, chifukwa chomwe adamuyitanira. Koma omenyawo adamupembedza.
– Ahhh, mwachita bwino, Zasratich!!! Ndimayamika ndikumayamika kuthana mwachangu komanso kukhulupirika pakulanga. Chifukwa chake: tengani omenyera nkhondo khumi, akhale oyipa kwambiri, ndikuyamba ulendo wabizinesi.
– Koma nanga bwanji Cherevich Chmoriko? Kodi mudasankha iye wamkulu?
.. Ahhh.. kwa ine.. – Vladyka adazengereza. – Ndipo kenako sindinakusankhani pano.. Ndipo, simuli ochepa, muyenera kusankha yemwe adzatsogolera ulendowu… Hmmm… Komanso, mudzakhala komweko, popanda ine ndi Galupia. Kodi mukufuna kutenga malo ake ndikukhala mtsogoleri?
– Inde, Mbuye wanga!!
– Chifukwa chake pitirirani, ndipo ngati simupeza magulu khumi odzipereka kwambiri, ndikukulamulani mafuta anu onse kuti akugwetseni pamutu ndikupanga mpheni. Ndipo kasanu mtsogolo, ngati sindinakuwoneni, mzimu wanu sukadakhalako. Nthawi idadutsa: m’modzi, m’modzi, m’modzi, m’modzi … – ndipo wamkulu uja adatsitsidwa ndipo nthawi yomweyo adathawa pantchitoyo, ndipo pambuyo pake omenyera khumi omwe adapulumuka pa chiwembuchi.
Vladyka adamuyang’ana akupita.
– Mdaaaa, mpaka inu mudzafuule, sadzachita… Iwo sanakhulupirire kwathunthu. – adatsika muholo ndikufuula.
– Bweretsani Kazulia Vasya kwa ine, Vladyka akufuna kudya!!!
Pofika kubwalo la Generalisyphilis, anthu amangotulutsa odzipereka pakati: omenyera zigawo khumi motsogozedwa ndi General Zasrat Zasratich, Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wow ndi Kazuliya Zeka Lee. Kuwona komweko kunatsagana ndi nyimbo ya anthu achoko, yofanana ndi «kutsanzikana ndi Msilavo».
Ndani adasokoneza nyimboyi: Galups kapena Slavs, sakudziwika, adangotcha «zabwino kwa Kazuli» ndikutsatira magawo a zida zoimbira zoimbira zoimbidwa ndi a Galupsky, komanso capell, woyimba wapaderalo wa State State Tap ndi kuvina kwapa, motsogozedwa ndi Semisrak yemweyo, yemwe amenya mezzo-soprano ndi mabass awiri nthawi imodzi. Nthawi zambiri, ena ankaimba, pomwe ena ankatseka dzenjelo. Ndipo apaulendo abizinesi adayesera kukwera mmbuyo, odzipereka oterewa, koma adaponyedwa kunja ndipo pomwe malire omaliza adasindikizidwa, pomwepo mamembala onse aulendo wabizinesiyo nthawi yomweyo adayiwala malo omwe adapitikitsidwa, koposa pamenepo atangokhala chete ndikusintha kwadzuwa. Usiku