SOVIET MASINTHIDWE. Zosangalatsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
Kazulia. – mwakachetechete. – adamvetsera. Osuliza adamuyang’ana. – Kodi mwamva?
– Chiyani? – adafunsa chigaza Chmor Iko.
– Stomp wa mipeni. Chinsinsi chake chikuyandikira. Uko. – ndipo adapenyetsa mbali.
Kutali kunali mpira wopepuka. Tili pafupi, zinali zodziwikiratu momwe Sparrow Stasyan adadzigwetsera modzipereka. Sanakhudze dziko lapansi. Kufikira woyenera lolimba, mpheta, yomwe idamenyedwa mbali zonse, idayimitsidwa ndikumenyedwa kumiyendo ya chigaza cha Zasratich ndi Cherevich Chmor Ika. Thupi la mpheta likugwedezeka. Asitikali adayimilira nati:
– Sonny!! Popanda msika, kuyambira magiya mpaka mutu!! Zomwe amafuna, zimayamwa komanso zomwe zimawala, sizokwanira chilema kumafuta anu!!! SUGGEST, Sonny!!!
– OGULITSA, Abambo!!! Cherepoktsy, Golupyan!!!! ZABWINO ZABWINO!!! – Zasratich adafukula fumbi m’munsi ndikuyang’ana mpheta yomwe idafa, yemwe anali akupumira ngati yogi Lama – mpweya umodzi pamphindi. – Ndipo ena ali kuti?? Chosemedwa??
– Ayi mwana. Pakali pano – anati chakhumi. -Oo, ndinayankhulanso!!!
– Fikani pachimake!! – Zaral Zasratich.
– Eya. Adadzilekanitsa pamiyeso yachiwiri, ndipo aliyense wopeza patsogolo adzabweretsa zochulukirapo. Apa.
– , tikuganiza kuti otmazats…
– Wachita bwino!!! – mosadandaula adafuulira Cherevich pansi pa khutu la fuvu. Adalumphira pafupi mikono itatu ndikutsikira. Cherevich adagundidwa chigaza mwachisangalalo, ndipo, poyandikira ndikofunika kwa omenyawo, adawomba m’manja mutu. n-Sam, Wokwezeka Kwake Popanda Great towerness, Generalisiphilis wa All Galupov, Utsogoleri Wake, Ambuye Wamkulu, Semisrak adzadziwitsidwa nokha pakudzipereka kwanu kwa Iye ndi Galupiya yonse.
– Zikomo chifukwa cha mphatso yaulere, mwana! – asirikali adafuula mwakachetechete ndikuvina mavinidwe angapo opita kukadutsa mbali zisanu mpaka kumenyedwa.
– Ndipo tsopano.., – Cherevich idapitilizabe. -Arrest wopanduka uyu!! – Ndipo adaloza chigaza chomwe chinagwera mumchenga, chomwe amayesera ndi mawondo ake, nkutsamira, ndikuchichotsa. Asirikaliwo, osazengereza, adathamangira ku Cerevich, yemwe samayembekezera, akumiseche, ndipo adayamba kumumenya.
– Dikirani! – adafuula Casulia ndikuthandizira kuti shard atuluke. -ndani wina yemwe amenya Reverend adzasiyidwa wopanda chakudya!!
– Koma wamkulu ndi abambo athu ndi okwatirana?! – adayankha omenyerawo akuimbira nyimbo. – Ndipo izi, monga abambo a Zasratich adanenanso kuti ndizobowola kumbuyo.
– chabwino, khazikani mtima pansi!! adasokosera Casulia Zack. – Mpaka pano, palibe amene wapatsidwa ufulu wochotsa lamulo la Mulungu. Ndipo kwa iwo omwe sadziwa, ndikukukumbutsani … – ndipo adatembenukira kwa wamkulu. – Wokondedwa Zasratich, Mwiniwake, Wotukuka Wopanda Tower Greatness, Generalisifilis wa All Galupov, Purezidenti Wake, Bwana Wapamwamba, Semisrack adasankha okha Rev. Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wau Starost Businessulendo pamsonkhano wosayankhidwa wa Nora, ndi inu, General Skull, Otetezedwa gawo lathu lonse.
Ndipo zomwe anakuwuzani panokha ndi zabodza. Palibe mboni. Ndipo ine, wopanda maganizidwe, amayi anu ndi anamwino, ngakhale wamkulu ndi mphunzitsi wa zamalangizo…
– O, taona! – adawona chakhumi ndipo, poyang’ana mpheta, kenako adakweza chigamba m’mwamba ndikufuula. -Aaaaa!!! Ndikulankhulanso!!! Heheheyyyy!!
– ndani? anafunsa chigaza ndipo, pogwira mpheta, adakhomera Stasyan kumaso. Chifukwa cha mantha, Stasyan nthawi yomweyo adayamba kumvetsetsa ndikulankhula Galupsky.
– Ndine Stasyan. Basi Stasyan. – ndinazindikira.
– chabwino, pa Drum ndi ndani, koma ndi wailesi ndipo amapita kukadya. Koma tidzazigwiritsa ntchito mwachuma. Ndipo musapumulitsidwe njira yonse, tiribe zokwanira motero mukuyang’ana m’malo mwake. Popeza iye aliko, pali ena onga iye. Chabwino?
– Inde, za mat. – onse adayankhidwa mogwirizana.
Casulia adakwera pa mpheta, yomwe idakula kwambiri kuposa iye, ndipo ma shoti kawiri ndikukakhala pa mpheta yosazindikira, ndikuyamba kubayidwa ngati betri ndikuwala.
– Khalani pansi chakudya chamadzulo!! iye adawalamulira, ndipo aliyense adalowa mumsanja. Amalavulira aliyense nthawi imodzi.
– Ndipo ndili ndi magawo awiri! – yalengezedwa, ndikugwedeza Cherevich Chmor Iko.
– Ndithyola nyanga zanu za shas, – Zasratich adafika. – Zowonjezera, kumeneko, kumunda… Zomwe mumapeza, zonse ndi zanu…
– Zeka, koma ine ndiye wamkulu? – Cherevich
«Ndale, koma osati mchipinda chodyera,» adatero Casulia. – pepani, revere.
Ena onse anayandikira m’mawa ndipo palibe amene anazindikira kubwera kwawo. Sanapeze chilichonse, koma anzawo anawasiyira chakudya. Zeka adawavulira mate, ndipo ambiri, iwo adawachitiridwa zinthu mokhulupirika, zonse ndi zamaszovy, popanda bazaar, owerenga wanga. Kipisha ndikuwonetsa kuchokera kumbali sanali, Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
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pali faka yes wow
– Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
Stasyan, pansi pa kufuula kwamatsenga a mnofu pomuzungulira, pang’onopang’ono adadzuka ndipo adadzuka. Matenda ake sanali odzala, osayamwa, amphamvu mphamvu. Anatsegula maso ake ndipo anawona chophimba chomwe chinali chikutsuka pang’onopang’ono ndipo kutsogolo kwake kunali kale mipira yakuda. Pambuyo poti kusinthaku kusinthidwa, ndipo adasiyanitsa kale mawonekedwe a zolengedwa zachilendo.
– Ndi ndani, mafupa opanda moyo, amoyo awa? anaganiza.
– Awa ndi a Galupas. – adayankha liwu lamkati lotchedwa Chilankhulo.
– Ndi chiyani chinanso chomwe ndi Galupa? – adafunsa Stasyan wa ku Lilime.
– Ndani wakupatsani dzulo dzulo ndi dzulo pamutu… Usiku, mukukumbukira?
– Chifukwa chake silinali loto?! – ndipo adakumbukira zomwe zidachitika dzulo ndipo powopa adayesa kukwawa kumsana, mutu wake patsogolo, koma adagundidwa ndi china chake. Anadziyang’ana kumbuyo ndikuyang’ana m’maso.
– Ah!!! Adafuwula ndipo adalumpha. Anamzungulira iye m’mapemphera m’mawa, akuwombera, ndikubwereza mawu omwewo: «Maza Faka Yes Wow!..». Adasanthula ndikukomoka. Akuluakulu adadzuka ndikumenya mpheta yaying’ono pakufungatira kale, komwe kudzutsa Stasyan.
– ndiwe ndani? – Adafunsa chigaza Zasratovich ndipo adayimilira, pakukweza mwendo wake ngati fupa la miyendo.
– Stasyan sanamvetse chilichonse, koma mawu ake amkati omasulira kuchokera ku Galupsky kupita ku Sparrow. Mawu ake amkati Chilankhulo chidayankhulidwa ndi mitundu yoposa mabiliyoni asanu, zinenedwe, kuphatikiza zilankhulo za ma virus ndi pulogalamu, ma virus, komanso ngakhale ma nano. Kuphatikiza – zilankhulo za mapulaneti, nyenyezi, milalang’amba ndi zina zotero.
– Ndine mpheta Stasyan wochokera ku Ayaguz. adayankha.
Cherepuk Zasratich sanamve zomwe ananena akaidiwo ndipo anadzetsa chidwi chake, koma mawu ake amkati, mawu a mamembala ena akuchoka, auza eni ake zomwe wina wanena. Ndi momwe adaphunzirira kumvetsetsana popanda kuphunzira mawu a anthu ena. Ankalankhula ndikumvetsetsa mawu ofanana, mawu omwe anali ofanana matanthauzo komanso osiyana mawu. Mwachitsanzo: «Maza faka yes wow!..», ndipo ndi mpheta zimamveka ngati: «Chirik, Chirik chik Chirik!», Ndipo pamtundu wa anthu zimamveka ngati: «Dziko ili ndi lokongola bwanji!», Ndipo ili ndi liwu langa lamkati kwa ine natanthauzira, chifukwa mawu amkati alibe zilankhulo zosiyanasiyana. Mawu onse amkati ali ndi chilankhulo chimodzi. Sindikudziwa ngati Mulungu kapena Mdierekezi, koma ali.. Chilankhulo cha malingaliro. Izi zimachitika kuti kangapo m’mbuyomu nyimbo zanga zimaseweredwa ndipo zimadziwika kwambiri, koma simungathe kuyimba. Zikumveka vesi kapena mtengo, koma simungathe kutchula ndipo mukuzunzidwa, mukumenya nseru zanu. Mukudziwa kuti lingaliro limangokhazikika m’mutu mwanu, koma simungathe kutchula; Mukumvetsa, koma simungathe kufotokoza. Mukuti lingaliro limakulirakulira m’mutu mwanu. Ndipo pokhapokha mutasokonezedwa, ndiye