SOVIET MASINTHIDWE. Zosangalatsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
a anthu: m’matumbo mumamva kupweteka komanso kumatitsidwa. Ndipo mphamvu yazakudya idawadzera kudzera mu micropores ya ma shorts, pomwe idalimidwa, kuletsa mafupa kuti asafooke, ngati mafuta opaka. Koma zonse zidachitika mwachangu kotero kuti omwe anali mgululi sanadye nawo ndipo sanatenge nawo ma pentits oyamwa nawo a Kazuli asanachoke ku Galupia. Zosangalatsa za kukongola mozungulira pang’onopang’ono zinakulirakulirabe. Ndipo mafuta omwe adayamba kusokonekera adayamba kusweka.
– Tidya chiyani? – Cherevich Chmoreko sakanatha kupirira.
– Ndinu wamkulu, inu ndikuganiza momwe mungadyetsere nsonga. – adayankha ndi grin General Zasratich.
– Ndipo ntchito yanu ndi chiani? – ndi njiru, kukwiyitsa ndi kunenepa pa grub yovomerezeka, Cherevich. Kupatula apo, aliyense anali ndi Kazul wawo wina, kenako wina aliyense. -Chintchito changa ndikuganiza, ndikuwona kwanu ndikumenya wopanda mawu, kuti ndisasokonezedwe. Cherepuk anayang’ana molimba ku Cherevich ndipo anaveka.
– Ntchito yathu ndikuteteza bulu-mug wanu!!
– Ndipo kudyetsa … – Cherevich anakweza chingwe ndipo amawoneka modzikuza kuchokera kumwamba.
General Shrovet sananene chilichonse, kutembenukira kumatsenga ndikulamula:
– Tsimikizani nokha!!!! – ndiye kuti, mangani. Ma shards onse nthawi yomweyo amanjirana pamzera umodzi kuyembekezera gulu.
– Chifukwa chake, omenyera nkhondo!! – Cherepuk adasanthula zazifupi za omvera ake, akuyang’ana payekhapayekha, akuyembekeza kuti angapeze kena kotsutsana ndi malamulo, koma sizinaphule kanthu.
– Ana anga!!! Pita abambo ndikafune!!!! Mofulumira!!! SUGGEST!!!!
– Nanga uyang’aniranji, mwana? – adafunsa m’modzi wa omenyawo. Ndiloleni ndifotokozere kuti «mwana» ndiwopempha kwa mkulu, ndi «abambo» – kwa achichepere kapena ochepera.
– Sindine mwana wanu, Chmyr. Ndine wamkulu wanu!! – Zasratich adakwiya, adakhala wokakamira ndikuzichita mwanjira yakale, udindo komanso udindo, mwinanso kulangidwa sikwabwino. – mwamvetsetsa?
– Inde mwana!!! – omenyawo adayankha mogwirizana. Iwo anaphunzitsidwa mwanjira yatsopano, ndipo sanamvetsetse zomwe wamkulu anali kunena.
– Oboltus … – analavulira Zasratich ndikuyang’ana enawo. Osati m’badwo womwe udalipo, iye adaganiza. – Ndipo choti muyang’ane ndikufunsani Cherevich. – komanso ndi grin adayang’ana kwa Mr. Chmor Iko.
– Kodi waiwala, mafuta owola, kuti ine ndine Rev.?! Pa kusamvera mudzalandilidwa chakudya!! Kodi mudamva zonse?
– Ndani mkamwa mwake ndi ndani, ndi Rev. inu ku Burrow, ndipo nonse ndinu mbozi wamba!! wamkulu adafuwula ndi mafuta. – Kodi mudakali pano? adasilira omenyera nkhondo, omwe pomwepo adapulumuka mumdima. Cherevich adakwiya kwambiri ngati mkwiyo kuwombera sopo, koma osadziletsa.
– Osakukangana. – adawatsimikizira Casulia. – Sitingathe kukangana. Tonse tili mu zoyipa zofanana. Tiyeni tisewere ndi china chabwinoko? Khalani pagulu…
Omenyera onse adathamanga kudutsa udzu; kupunthwa, kugwa, kuwuka mwachangu ndipo ngakhale, kumva kutopa, sanayerekeze kuti muchepetse. Dongosolo – pali dongosolo.
– Ndipo tithamanga liti? adafunsa woyamba, ndikutulutsa wachiwiri.
– U.., uh.., uh.. gwira mpweya wako. – adayankha oyandikana nawo, napindika china chake ndikugudubuza mutu zidendene. Wachitatu, wachisanu, ndi chakhumi adamupunthwitsa ndipo adalephera ndipo adagwa. Ena onse adathawa.
– Hei zidebe, dikirani!! – adafuula woyamba, koma: wachinayi, wachisanu ndi chimodzi, wachisanu ndi chiwiri, chachisanu ndi chitatu komanso chisanu ndi chimodzi iwo sadamve ndipo adabisala mumdima. – nazi nkhosa zamphongo…
– Ndipo abambowo ndi ndani – awa? Wachisanu adafunsa, ndikukhathamiritsa fupa la mwendo. Adapindika bondo lake pansi.
– Sindikudziwa. – adayankha wachiwiri ndipo movutikira adakoka mwendo-fupa la mwendo wake kuchokera m’chigawo chachikhumi. Kuchulukana kwa ma shoti sikuwoneka kuti kunali kolimba ngati chitsulo, chifukwa chake, ndi chiwongolero chabwino, chigaza sichidakhoza kupasuka, koma kunyamula chinthu chakuthwa, ngati pankhaniyi.
– Tipanga bwanji? – adafunsa woyamba. – kuthamangira?
– Ndi mafuta opunduka?! Nooo. Muyenera kuti mudzizindikira komanso kupuma. – adapereka lingaliro lachitatu ndikuponya fupa losweka mu udzu.
– Ay! -munthu adafuula mumdima. Shards anali atcheru.
– Ndani adafuula? – ananyoza wachiwiri.
– Osati ine?! – idadabwitsa yoyamba.
– Osati ine. – anabwereza lachisanu.
– Ndipo nthawi zambiri ndimakhala wogontha komanso wosalankhula. – Adalankhula chakhumi choyamba cha moyo wake ndipo analemba mwachidwi.. – Kamodzi, kamodzi, radish, abyrvalg… Ndikunena kuti, anzanga, ndimati!!! Adafuwula ndikudumphira ngati basketball.
.– woyamba wadyera. – Pitani mukawone bwino komwe kukuwa kunachokera.
– Palibe malo ogulitsira. – ndipo chakhumi mosangalala kuti adalandira lamulo, adathawa, nthawi yomweyo adathamanga ndikuthokoza aliyense monga choncho ndipo adathawanso.
Kanthawi pang’ono, kutayika mu mdima wathunthu wa zakhumiyo, kunachita mkokomo ndi mzungu, womwe unakulirakulira ngati china chake chakufikiridwa ndikulimbana ndi thambo
Inde! mphumi idafika pamphumi patsiku lakhumi.
– Kodi mukufuna msika? – Wachisanu adadumphira kumapazi ake ndikulimbana mwamphamvu.
– Mabuleki, akubwera. Pamenepo, apo. – chakhumi chimafotokoza ndi fupa kumdima komwe adawulowera. – pamenepo, mwa mtundu wina, munthu akumacheza, akuwala, ndipo koposa zonse, akuwongoka.
– Ndiye! Chifukwa chake. – wachiwiri adayang’aniridwa. – kuyatsa, bazaar?.. Ndendende?..
– Inde, kuti ndikadziphimba ndi nyama, ndinu chiyani?
– Ngati simukupukutira thonje, ndiye kuti timafuna. Kuwala, ndiye. – ndipo chakhumi adadula mawondo ake ndikutsika kumbuyo kwake ndi khosi.. – wayilesi.
– Timapulumutsidwa bwanji? – idathandizira funso loyamba. – Tidzamukokera ku Kazuli Zeke.
– Adya ndipo…
– YOHO!! – aliyense anafuula.
– Ndipo tidyetseni tonse!! – zonse zimanenedwa mu nyimbo.
– Chabwino, chiyani, shards, tikupita? – Adatulutsa woyamba ndikuyamba kumdima.
– Ah, sindipita.. – kukana khumi, akumenya. – kenako adakhala wogontha ndi mantha ndipo… adadzizidwanso tulo. Ndinafuna kunena kena kake, koma zinamveka – kutsika.
– Chabwino, khalani apa. – onse adanenedwa pamakoma ndipo adathamangira komwe anapeza.
– Ahhh!!! – chakhumi chidakwera ndikuthamangira aliyense.
Ndipo nthawi imeneyo…
– … Ndidati, ndikulumikizane: CHIKUMBULUTSO CHAKULEKA IKO TOP UAU, Advisor Akulu kwa Generalisiphilis Mwini, Lord wa Zosatheka Zonse Galupia!!!!! – adafuula ndikusesa mafupa adziko lapansi a Cherevich. – Kodi mukumvetsa mavuwa?
,Shit, ndiwe Galupasi, osati m’busa. Koma zowola, ngakhale sindikudziwa kuti ndi chiyani, muyankha!! – wamkulu uja adakwiya, ndipo atayimirira korona, adatulutsa chikwanje ndi mafupa ake amiyendo kumaso kwa shard yadziko. Adathawa, napita katatu.
.Ine! Ine!! – Cherevich Chmor Iko adatsamwitsa pa kufinya kwake, akutulutsa ndi mpira.
– Ndinu ochokera … – Zasratich anachita manyazi kutchula mathedwe pamaso pa Casulia woona mtima ndipo anasintha mkwiyo wake wonse kuti ukhale wamphamvu. Ndi iye yekha amene amafuna kulumpha ndi kupondaponda, pomwe Casulia adagwira mwendo wa mkuluyo ndikumkokera kwa iye. – Ndisiyeni!! – Zaratch Zaratich adakhazikika, –