TSIKU. Choonadi choseketsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
bastard, chisanu chachikaso!! – ndi kumumenya, kumumenya pasadakhale, makamaka pamutu.
Mwambiri, Serezha-Yellow Snow ankawoneka wachichepere, wazaka makumi awiri mphambu zisanu ndi ziwiri, ena onse ali ngati a Chukchi. Adapita ku Central Library ndikutola mabotolo m’njira. Nthawi ina adayamba kusowa kwa masiku. Aliyense anali wosiyana, koma chidwi. Pomwe adawonekera, adafunsidwa. Adakhala chete. Koma kamodzi ataletsedwa ndipo Serezha Yellow Snow adavomereza kuti akwatiwa posachedwa.
– Ndipo pa ndani? – yotsatira.
– Inde, pali hafu ya mtima wanga, amakhala m’chigawochi, ngakhale ali ndi zaka makumi asanu ndi limodzi ndi chimodzi, popeza kuti safunika kuchita ana aliwonse, alipo asanu ndi atatu kale. Apa ndimawadyetsa ndikuphunzitsa, monga bambo anga adandilera, ndi abambo abambo ake, ndi abambo – abambo, amayi ake chifukwa alibe bambo anali. – Seryozha atakhazikika m’mphuno mwake, adatulutsa mbuzi, anayang’ana ndikudya. – Ndimakonda a Chupa-chups, komabe, zimapereka malingaliro anzeru. Sikuti kalekale palibe amene anapeza nyumba. Adakwera mmenemo, ndikuwona, malo okwanira aliyense: mkazi wake, ndi ine, ndi ana. Zowona, mkuluyu ndi wachisoni, wamangidwa zaka khumi ndi ziwiri. Komabe akadali achichepere, opusa, makumi anai okhaogogoda. Ndidamuphunzitsa, koma sanakhulupirire zomwe ndakumana nazo. Eya, chilimwe chidakalipo, kotero ndidaganiza zokonza ndalama mnyumba, ndagula kale putty, utoto, maburashi. Zowona, azakhali ena adalowa: “Mukuchita chiyani?”. – amafunsa. “Kukonza”. – Ndikunena, koma nthawi yomweyo ndidazindikira kuti amachedwa, nyumbayo idakhala kale ndi ine. – Serezha Yellow Snow adatenga kofinya kuchokera pansi pa bedi, adadina tambala tosadziwa kudumpha kuchokera kwa wogulitsa, adaupaka ndi chikasu chamadzimadzi ndipo, ndikumakwinya, ndikuluma. Rusk adasweka, koma sanaswe. A Chukchi adatsegula pang’ono pang’ono, ndikuyang’ana fangayi yomwe idasweka yopanda kanthu kwa wosakira.
– Ooooooo!! adabuwula ndikuyamba kuwotha mano ake ndi kanjedza…
Chilimwe chadutsa. Chukchi adafika ndi Fingals, wopanda mano akutsogolo. Pamutu pake panali chigamba cha magazi ovala.
– Zomwe Seryozha, wowonetsa nyumba adakondwerera, kudali mdima, kuyatsa kudazimitsidwa? – anthu osowa okhala.
– Ayi, azakhali awa limodzi ndi eni nyumbayo adafika, koma ndidamaliza kale kukonza, ndimafuna kupita ndi banja langa. Chifukwa chake amandimenya ndi zibonga. Agalu. Mapeto…
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Imfa, kuluma, chifukwa cha nkhata!!
Dzuwa linali kuwala. Zakumwamba zinali zowoneka bwino ndipo oyendayenda osakhala opanda nyumba amakhala mzipinda zosungiramo zinthu zakale ndikukulunga makatoni, ndikuyika mabotolo ena, ndipo enanso otayira zitini za aluminiyamu zamalonda ndi mowa. Ndipo zonse zikhala bwino, koma kunyumba imodzi yosungirako, panali ma UAZ awiri okhala ndi nyali za buluu ndipo “abambo” adatulutsidwa pachitseko ndipo “atanyamula” mzimayi ndi anyamata awiri ovala zovala zamtundu wanthawi zonse, otchedwa “yolks” mwa anthu wamba. Okhala m’derali sanamvetsebe chifukwa chomwe amamangidwira, chifukwa anthu atatuwa ankakonda kutaya zinyalala, ndikuyeretsa malo onse tsiku lililonse. Aliyense anali ndi ndandanda yake, yomwe manja ake anali kuzolowera, ndipo iliyonse inali ndi chidindo, chofunda ndi thumba. Zida izi adaziwoneka ngati talisman kapena amulet, ngati nyumba kapena kanyumba kanyumba. Ndipo, aleke, kuti winawake atenge mlendo. Chirichonse, imfa. Kranty. Koma adawonekera pautatu m’mbuyomu izi zisanachitike komanso Madame Tumor wachinayi. Ndipo timapita.
Tsiku lisanafike. Loweruka mamawa, a Madame Tumor adadzuka ndikuganiza zowonetsa njira ina, agwire ntchito yofunikira ndikuyeretsa malowo pomwe aliyense akugona ndi chimphepo chamkuntho, kutanthauza kulembetsa m’banjamo. Mamembala onse a “gulu” ili sanaweruzidwe kamodzi. Chifukwa chosakhala ndi chake, adatenga zida za wina, akuyembekeza kuti, zonse ndi zake?! Zikupita, uku akusesa, kumatola ndudu za fodya, kumachotsa mitundu yonse ya maswiti ndipo sikunganyansidwe, kumayang’ana china chake m’ma nkhomaliro ndikusonkhana zinyalala zomwazikana kuzungulira mitsuko ndi akasinja m’njira. Ayeretsa pansi pamalopo ndipo mwadzidzidzi akuwona momwe mbali ina ya msewu mwamwini mwamuna ndi mkazi akukonzekera.
– Kuwonongeka. – Anaganiza Madame Tumor ndikupitilira kukonzanso gawo. Mkanganowu udatentha ndipo mawu adamveka kale, pomwe mayiyo adalira, mokweza kwambiri kotero kuti mawu adagunda mabwalo. Madame Tumor adakweza maso ake ndikuwona kuti munthu uyu mwaubwino wokomera mayi pamasaya. Anthu odutsa samalabadira, koma wakuba wowotcha mazira a nkhuku ndi nkhuku m’mbuyomu, makamaka kukula kwake kwakukulu, komwe adawonjezeredwa ndi oyang’anira famu ya nkhuku ku mazira awiri omwe adatengedwa ndi iye popempha wogulitsa-cohabitant, yemwe adalemba ndi kamera yachitetezo cha bizinesi iyi. Sindinathe kuyimilira ndipo ndinayamba kuyenda ndi tsache tsambalo. Magalimoto odabwitsika adamtsata, monga wopenga. Iye, osasamala magalimoto achilendo, adathamangira mumsewu ndipo, ngati kite wochokera kumwamba, adathamangira kwa anthu wamba, ndikumukwapula kumaso ndi shitala, komwe galu adawombera mbali. Mayiyo adalumikiza maso ake osakhulupirira ndipo, kuphimba pakamwa pake ndi manja ake, adaseka kwambiri. Mwadzidzidzi kuchokera komwe angatenge. Mwadzidzidzi, mwadzidzidzi, apolisi atatu adawonekera ndipo nthawi yomweyo adayamba ku Madame Tumor kukoka. Amafuula:
– Ichi boor, amamenya mayi uja!!
– Chenjera, cheka! – wapolisi wofufuza adafunsa mwaulemu. – Palibe amene amenya munthu. Onani pamenepo. – Kutali komweko mutha kuwona kanema wa kanema ndi ogwira ntchito pamafilimu.
– Filimuyi imawombedwa ndi wapolisi wofufuza wapamwamba! – adaonjezera wapolisi wina.
– He he he he he!!! – adachita atatu. – Ndipo zonamizira zabodza! Hu hu hu!!! Ndipo nkhondo!
Chotupacho chidakhala pansi ndikusuntha china chake, chododometsa ojambula, kenako ndikuyang’ana apolisiwo, kutenga tsache ndikupita mopusa mumsewu wa Furshtatskaya.
Ndipo panthawiyi mu candeyka, pomwe kampani yamatumbo idagundika kale, ndipo opukutira adadzuka kuchokera pakhomopo, adaona kuti imodzi mwazinthu zomwe zidasoweka kapena zikusowa, adakulitsa miyendo ndikuthawa, adayamba kukonzekera chiwembu chowonetsa wakuba kapena miyendo yake. Atapereka mabotolo omwe adasiyidwa sabata yatha, adatola chosungira chotchedwa “Snowflake” ndipo, atayikamo ndi madzi kuchokera mchimbudzi cha chimbudzi, chifukwa chosowa mpopi, chifukwa kukonza mapaipi, anayamba kumwa pang’ono pang’onopang’ono, ndikudya zotsalira zomwe zinatengedwa dzulo ku chidebe cha zinyalala wotchedwa – bay komanso wowawasa kwambiri.
Idali kuyandikira masana. Madame Tumor akuimba nyimbo ya atsikana omwe adawaganizira, adabweranso ndindewu, atanyamula, mdzanja limodzi, zida, ndipo munzake chikwama chokhala ndi ndowa za aluminiyamu zamabotolo ndi mabotolo. Popanda kuganiza kapena kukayikira chilichonse, adatsegula chitseko ndikulowa mu candeika, moyang’anizana ndi tsoka lake…
Poyamba, adakumana ndi mawonekedwe azinthu zam’tsogolo.
– Chabwino, chiyani? – Poyamba konsati yoopsa, mayi wamasiye wakuda, yemwe m’mbuyomu adapha amuna ake atatu, kuchokera pakukhala m’malo opha anthu azaka 15 ndipo adawatcha Kampuchea, komanso ndi fuko – Kalmyk wopanda mano kutsogolo.
– Chiyani? – wowopa pang’ono komanso wosokonezeka, adafunsa Madame Tumor ndikuyika choyambitsa.
– Chiyani, chiyani? – adamuwonjezera mwamphamvu dzina lake la bulu – Balamut wokhala ndi mawonekedwe a chifuwa chachikulu. – M’mphasa wowotchera, osati kutentha??
– Ine, ndikulingalira chifukwa chomwe anagundana, adatero Madame Tumor. – Ndidayeretsa gawo.
– Ndipo bwanji? – adafunsa munthu wachitatu wa seweroli yemwe amatchedwa wonenepa – Fox.
– Kodi chilichonse ndi choyera?! adatero.
– Ndipo ife timachita izi! – Wopanda Kampuchea. – Sintchito yanu, siingatengedwe ndi inu, simunafike pachidebe, koma, bitch??
Ndipo pomwepo timapita: poyamba adamenyedwa kwambiri ndikukwapulidwa m’miyendo ndi nkhonya. Atalowa pakhomo, zinthu zidapita: ma thermometers atatu, atathyoka kumkono kwake, kuwombera kawiri ndi nkhwangwa pamsungwana, kumadula kwambiri ndi duwa kuchokera ku botolo losweka lamaso ndi masaya, mabala asanu ndi awiri mthupi ndi mpeni, mabotolo amowa abwera ndi iye ndi nyundo yomwe idakankhidwira mkati. kuyambira m’malo onyansa aubwenzi. Ndipo ndikutha kuyimba nyimbo “yopanda chipale