TSIKU. Choonadi choseketsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
McDonald wokhala ndi fosholo, ndiye kuti ali ndi chikwama. Ndipo ndikuwona momwe munthu amabwera kwa iye ndi mawonekedwe owoneka bwino.
– Hei m’bale,.. chabwino! – adapereka moni woyamwa.
– Inde, wathanzi, zikomo Mulungu!
– Kodi moyo ndi wabwinobwino? Kupembedza Mulungu? Mulungu samapereka zoyipa za inu. Mwachidule, – adabwera munthu wolimba kumayamwa, kuyendetsa fosholo, apo ayi ndidzamupha ngati galu. Pezani zolipira, tsekani fosholo ndikuyiyika mthumba mwanu… Ndipo tsopano, pitani. Musayerekeze; Mulungu wanu walamula kuti agawane.
– Mungayankhe bwanji kwa Mulungu?
– Ndipo ndimalapa ndisanamwalire ndikukuyipirani paradiso. Hahaha
Ndipo kenako ndimabwerapo osachenjeza munthu yemwe amakhala mu bogey. Amapuma mpweya, ndikuyesayesa kukana, andigwirira mwachanza ndi dzanja limodzi, ndikugwira chiwindi ndi chinacho. Zakumwa, ndiye chiwindi chofooka.
– Tengani ndalama zanu, comrade. – Ndikunena kuyamwa ndikumenya mpeniwo kutali ndi gululi.
– Zikomo!!! – amandithokoza, ndipo munthu yemwe wakomedwayo amasiya kuzindikira ndikumwalira. Ndipo amatha kugwira ntchito kwinakwake ndikupindulira boma ndi anthu, koma chisokonezo cha demokalase mdziko muno chidamupangitsa kuti agone … – Apa, tengani mphotho. – amandikhomera ngongole yonyamula ndalama ndikuthawa mwachangu, ndikulumphira mu Lexus yake ndikusweka. Kapu ya tiyi ndi masoseji awiri mumphika, zikomo chifukwa chopulumutsa masauzande ambiri ndi zobera khungu. Koma ma penni amafunika kupulumutsidwa. Inde, pali anthu ambiri pano ndipo aliyense akuyenda. Ndipo mtengo wake ukukwiya ndipo ukukula. Anthu osauka okhala mdziko, mtengo wake umakhala wokwera mtengo kwambiri.
Zili pati apa?! Nditaima ndikuyang’ana munthu wina yemwe amadutsa pafupi naye. Ndimaona anthu akumamatira osati kuwira, kumamwa moledzera, komanso munthu wosowa pokhala. Amapempha kena kake, ndikumapita kwa iye nthawi yomweyo.
– Wokondedwa!!! Kuthandizira mkate, kupereka ndalama zochulukirapo?! – amatero wopemphetsa wodabwitsa.
– Tulukani, konzekani Huy!! – munthuyo adalankhula. – Pitani kukabe, kununkha! – adadula bum. – Kodi mwatopa ndi anthu opanda nyumba?! – munthuyo adamwetulira. Loch adamuyang’ana, adamuyesa ndipo adayamba udindo wake, natenga munthu wokhala nzika yake. Adapitiliza. -Ungogula mowa ndipo suyenera kumwa.
– Inde. adayandikira. – Ndangogula mowa, wina amabwera: “Ndipatseni ma ruble awiri?”, Adatenga sip, wina kuti: “Ndithandizeni kusiya metro, angondilola kuchoka ku apolisi.” Kodi apolisi athu olimba mtima akutenga ndalama zathu? Mtundu wina wa kupusa, pa TV iwo akunena zosiyana.
– Hmm inde! – anathandizira kukwera sucker. Ndipo anati:
– Adatenga sip wina: “Ndithandizeni, m’bale, nditsimikizire …", watenga kale gawo lachisanu ndi chiwiri.. – adatsimikiza.
– Chachisanu ndi chiwiri. -Ndinapambana gululi pogwiritsa ntchito njira zophunzitsira za Neuro komanso malangizo a Carnegie.
– Chiyani? – Osamvetsetsa Loch.
– Ndipo ndiwe wachisanu ndi chiwiri…
– Chifukwa?
– Ndipo chifukwa ife tomwe tatopa ndi moyo uno, chisanu, chisokonezo mdziko muno. Akulira kale mzimu. Chifukwa chake adaganiza zokonza bungwe loyima palokha la anthu osowa pokhala, mwachidule: NOBL! Tinabwereka kale ofesi ndikuthandiza kwambiri nyumba, ntchito, ulendo wobwerera, chifukwa kwa ife zikalata sizofunika. Ili ndiye ntchito yama desiki apasipoti ndi FMS. Kuona mtima kumakhala mumtima, osati pamapepala. Zomwe mumatenga, Mulungu adzakubwezerani…
Ndipo goof adatsegula fosholo, ndipo kumbuyo kwake apolisi atawotcha kale munthu uja ndipo akuyembekezera Magarychs. Nthawi zambiri pamakhala mowa ndi shawarma. Koma sindikufuna, sindikufuna kuchita mantha ndi thumba, sindimakumana ndi izi, koma makina osindikizira a foni amatulutsidwa ndikukhumba kutukuka, ndipo mnyamatayo adamuyamika ndipo mosakhalitsa…
Fu, adasiya apolisi, koma osati ake. Mukakumana, chimenecho ndi chanu, ndiye mumapita kukawononga. Chifukwa chake ndidadzakhala wanga ndikupita kwa angapo.
– Ndi mafuta, mwina, mnzake wa Zyoma, wokongola, udamuwona momwe umamupangitsira Laz… Ndipo ndidatenga ma apolisiwo ndekha, ndidawaona, andikopa?
– ndiwe ndani? – mwamantha adafunsa mnyamatayo.
– Ndine chimodzimodzi ngati inu, kutsina… bwino, kugawana kapena skim?
– Tikuwuzani zabwino za bazaar, ndani, amene … – adathandizira mnyamatayo ndipo adadzipereka kuti apite ku Bistro. Tinalowa ndipo tinakhala kwa theka la tsiku. Ananyamuka kupita kugombe la Nudist ku Sestroretsk. Dzuwa, buzz, ndikuyenda ndikuyenda pamadzi ndikuyenda kumtunda, chifukwa pagombe ndi loletsedwa? Koma iyi ndi nkhani yapadera.
M’mawa, ndalama zimafunikanso, ndipo ndimapita, ndikusaka zomangamanga. Ndimamwa mowa, ndikudulira mano, ndimataya mano ndikuyamba kusuta ndudu, kwa ma ruble 40 – katatu, okwera mtengo koposa botolo la vodika. Utsi wopukusidwa umakwera ndikugwedezeka ndimphepo yamkuntho…
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Ndipo anthu osowa pokhala ali kuphwando
Ndipo ndinapita ndi chibwenzi, wochita mafashoni wogwira popanda malo ena ake malinga ndi pasipoti yanga, yomwe ndi dziko lonse la Azungu, kumudzi wa taiga ku Buturlinovka… In!.. Ufumu wogona, pomwe aliyense saona ndalama ndipo ali mtulo kugona tulo moyo wam’mbuyomu.
M’mawa ndidadzuka, ndikulumphira panja ndikukusowa. Mbuye wake adachotsa phala usikuwo. Baska amafulumira ndikuthira zipatso kulowa pabwalolo. Nkhuku imodzi imodzi idawadya ndipo idafa. Mlendo, wopusa, adayamba ndikukutula nthenga papilo kuchokera pa mulomo, akuganiza kuti yachedwa kudula, iye mwini adamwalira osadula mutu, nyama idawuma.
Panthawiyi, nkhuku idadzuka ndikuwuluka, nthenga zaphokoso paliponse, kulikonse, mbalameyo idatero kuchokera kubowoleza ndipo idathamanga khonde mbali imodzi.
– Tiyeni tiyende mozungulira mudzi wonse. – akuti, m’mbuyomu ndimaganizo anga, mezzo-soprano, mzanga yemwe adasokera pambuyo panga.
– Kapena mwina titha kukwawa? -kuwuka kukwawa kuchokera pagawo lotsatira la khonde, ndidayankha ndi sushkim. Zidendene zanga zinali zowuma kupitilira khomo mkati mwa chipinda ndipo magazi amayenda kumutu, zomwe zimakulitsa ululu. Mzanga adayimilira, atatsamira pa nape ndikugwedeza mphuno zanga, nsapato zodula, adapitilira panjira yochokera ku bwalo. Ndidasokera pang’onopang’ono mpaka kumapazi anga ndikutuluka pambuyo pake ndikusewera matako kupita ku vodika.
– Ndipo nitrous? Ndidafunsa, ndikutenga sip kuchokera m’botolo loledzera.
– Ndipo ali ndi agogo a Nyurka, amayi ake omwe amawaza ndi mchere kwambiri kotero ndikokwanira kuluma pakampani.
Tikamaliza, tinapita kwa oyang’anira mzindawo, wachibale yemwe wangotulutsidwa kumene kuchokera kumalo opanda ntchito ndi chakudya. Chipinda chake chinali, chambiri, chambiri. Popeza tinali titapinda kumbuyo chakumbuyo, tinalowa m’chipinda cham’kati ndipo, osapanda kulimba, tinalowa munyumbamo. Patebulopo panali kutalika kwamchiuno, atavala zonse, ndimatuni, bambo otchedwa Kharya. Mwa mafupa omwe anali m’thupi lake, anali mafupa okhaokha.
– Kharya Great. – moni mbuyanga popanda kusasamala. Dengali liyenera kuti linapangidwa kuti lizikhala chosangalatsa komanso chonyansa.
– Zabwino, ngati simuchita nthabwala. – yemwe kale anali wolakwa adayankha mwamphuno mwa nthawi yayitali. Sikuti ndimangokhala ngati mnzanga, nditaima pakhomo ndikudikirira mayitanidwe. – Khalani pansi, bwerani.
– Kodi inu mudzakhala Vodyaru? – adafunsa anga.
– Ndipo pali chiyani? anafunsa Kharya.
– Zowonadi, ndi msika bwanji, apa. – Anga adayankha mosangalala ndikuyika pa tebulo botolo la vodka.
– , chabwino, tiwatsanulire. – mkaidi adatenga buluni ndikusindikiza ndikuithira mu mug. – Lowani, khalani pansi, alendo okondedwa, dzifikeni kunyumba. – Adafotokozera ndikutsitsa pakhosi, kenako ndikusamba ndikuchotsera. – Haaa!!! adadzuka natukula maso ake. – Ine ndekha, ngati mayi, tidaikidwa