TSIKU. Choonadi choseketsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
nayo nkhawa komanso chikumbumtima. Ndinayang’ana, waku Georgia woyamba wayimirira kumbuyo kwa kontrakitala, patsogolo pake pali mbiya ndipo cholembedwa pamenepo: “nsomba zamoyo!” Ndikupita ndikamufunsa. Tawuni yathu ndi yaying’ono komanso yokhudzana ndi ntchito zaluso, ndikudziwa pafupifupi aliyense wokhala nawo mayina ndi surn. Mwachidule, ndikumutchula dzina.
– Moni, Genatsvale! Ndidampatsa moni.
– Cabaret Jeba, m’bale! adayankha mosangalala.
– Mukugulitsa nsomba zamoyo?
– Inde. – monyinyirika adayankha. Chifukwa chokana? Ndipo chifukwa iye ndi mnzake, amakonda kumazunza mkazi wanga. Ndidayang’ana mbiya ndikufunsa.
– Ndipo akusambira ndi chiyani pamimba panu?
– Kukhalatu, kuwawa mtima. anachenjeza. – Simukuona, akugona. Pambuyo pake, tsiku limodzi, zinkayenda ngati mapiri mumapiri, m’madzi mumtsuko. Eya?!
– Inde?! – Ndidayang’anitsitsa m’besalo ndikupukusa mutu wanga kumbuyo. -Fuuu!! Chifukwa chiyani amakununkhira ngati?
– Ndiwe opusa eti? Mukamagona mumadziletsa bwanji?? Pitani, osavutikira kugwira ntchito. Makasitomala onse anali ndi mantha, funso lake lopusa, komanso wanzeru?! Wah wah, tachokera kuno … – Givi, yemwe anali wofulumira kuti abwerere kwa ine, anapitiliza kufunafuna.
Ndikupitiriranso: Wachiwiri waku Georgia akuimirira, kugulitsa apurikoti. Palibe wina aliyense, aliyense amene ali ndi vuto.
– Ma apricot angati? Ndifunsa.
– Ma ruble khumi, kilogalamu! adayankha.
– Mverani, kodi mwatsopano? Sindinakuonepo. Ndidafunsa.
– Ndine m’bale wa Givi, ndinasamuka dzulo.
– Ndipo ndine dokotala, mwawona, mwawona chipatala? Ndimagwira ntchito kumeneko. Pafupi ndi msika.
– ndikuwona.
– Mverani, ndili ndi ma ruble makumi awiri okha. Yesetsani makumi awiri, chonde.
– Hei, simukuwona, kilogalamu imodzi yatsala. Tengani zonse.
– Inde, ndatsala pang’ono kuti ndidzagwire ntchito limodzi ndi wokondedwa wanga mwachangu kuchoka kuntchito, ngati ndithamangira kunyumba, ndachedwa kubwera. Gulitsani makumi awiri?! Chonde. Ndithandizireni, ndipo ndidzakuthandizani pambuyo pake.
– Ayi!! – kudula Chijojiya chachiwiri. – Ndimalemera tebe makumi awiri, ndipo ena onse ndi kuti? Kilogalamu imatengedwa, koma theka la kilogalamu sichoncho. Gulu la… chiyani, ndidye ndekha? Ndine chiyani, bulu? Pitani ku ubongo musachite bwino. Pita, usadandaule… Uryuk, Uryuk! Apurikoti wamafuta atsopano!!! – Pozindikira adotolo, adayamba kuwakalipira a Georgi pamsika wopanda kanthu. Adotolo adayimirira ndikuti asanachoke.
– Chabwino ndiye. Mukabwera kuchipatala. “Ndipo ine, dotolo wachisoni, ndinachokapo, ndikumakumbukira chilichonse.” – Dzimangiri, woluma…
Ndipo motsimikiza. Tsiku lotsatira, Mgeorgia wachiwiriyu, popeza sanagulitse kilogalamu yomaliza ya ma apricots, anadya osasamba ndipo adawadyetsa poyizoni. Adabwera kwa ine – dotolo wopanda nyumba yokhazikika, kubwereka chipinda tawuni iyi, ndipo ndidapeza dipuloma ya dokotala mu ndima ya Moscow pansi pa dzina la “Okhotny Ryad”. Koma zakuti ndife madotolo opanda nyumba ndizowona. Komwe kuli mliri, timakhala komweko, komwe kumakhalanso nkhondo ngakhale komwe ndikufuna kugwirako ntchito, chifukwa ndine mwana wodziwika bwino wamoyo wapadziko lapansi! Chifukwa chake ndabwera kuno m’chigawochi kuti ndikalandira malipiro ochepa. Ndipo chitsimikiziro sichinayang’anitsidwe. Ndani abwere kuno, ndi chidziwitso pa intaneti chokwera masanjidwe, musangokhala aulesi, makamaka lingaliro la kufunsana limathandiza. Kulikonse komwe kuli wogwirizira omwe adadya galu uyu ndikukonzekera kupuma. Amasankha chinthu chachikulu… Kwakukulukulu, waku chiGerman uyu adandinena ndikudzutsa ndikugogoda pakhomo, patatha sabata yamkuntho yozizira.
– Lowani, khalani pansi!! – popanda kukweza maso anga, ndidapereka lingaliro. – Mukudandaula za chiyani?
– Dokotala, m’mimba mwatupa, mupweteka. Huh?!
– Mangani m’chiuno. – Ndidamvetsa ndikupeza omwe abwera kwa ine, koma sanatchule. Adamuyandikira ngati mlendo ndikumvetsera m’mimba mwake.
China chake chomangiririka ndikuzunguliridwa mkatikati mwa nyanjayo.
– Mdaaaa … – Ndidakoka, ndikuganiza, ndikusuntha nkhope nati. – Hei, wokondedwa, wadya chiyani?
– Uryuk. Mwinanso kuyiwala kusamba. – a Georgi adafuwula ndi zowawa.
Mukudziwa, apurikoti sikuti akupanga kanthu. Muli ndi diathesis.
– Chiyani?
– Pazonse, muli ndi pakati.
– ndiwe chani?? adaphulika. – Mimba ninji? Hei, ndiwe dotolo dzulo, ndikudziwa iwe!! Mukubwezera!!!
– Ayi, ndinu ndani. Zizindikiro zonse zimasinthira ku kuzindikira kamodzi, kukhala ndi pakati.
– Kodi chizindikiro china ndi chiyani, kukhala ndi pakati?! Hei wah wah, pita. Ndipitanso kwa dokotala wina. Mukundibwezera apulosi. – ndipo, kudumpha monyadira, adachokapo. Ndidadziguguda ndekha, ndikudzitchinjiriza mwaukali, ndikunyamula foni, ndikudula nambala yachipatala chachiwiri.
– Alle, Seryoga. Chipale Chachikasu? – alinso munthu wopanda nyumba, koma adaphunzirira ku St Library ya Public Library ku St. Chukchi, pambuyo pa zonse, ku Africa, Chukchi. Chifukwa chake, amakhala m’malo mwa oyang’anira dipatimenti yochiritsa, ndipo ngati ine, wochiritsa. – Hei, Seryoga, Gomiashvili abwera kwa iwe tsopano, ali ndi poyizoni wamatumbo. Muuzeni kuti ali ndi pakati.
– Mukutsimikiza?
– Zimakusiyanitsani bwanji, nenani!
– Chabwino.
– Tithandizireni, apo ayi ma apricot awa agwidwa ku Russia, sitimadziwika ngati madotolo chifukwa cha anthu…
– Hei, ndichita, m’bale. – Ndipo zachitika.
Pali wachi Georgia wina pamsika wachisoni-wachisoni ndikulira. M-Georgia wina wachitatu amabwera kwa iye, yaying’ono ndikuyika makhadi opunthwitsa mphuno yake.
– Hei Givi, chavuta ndichani?? Tiyeni tipite kumalo (bulu) ndi masewera?!
– Hei wah wah, ndisiye ndekha, eya!! Mukuwona m’mimba? Zokwanira zidaseweredwa. Atate inu posachedwa.
– Eeeeeee?! – wa ku Georgia uja adapunthwa, ndikuima, anayang’ana amalume ake…
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Pepani, chonde tengani mkate.
Ndipo kunali nyengo yachisanu yozizira, tsiku la chikondwerero la St. Sindikudziletsa ndekha kuchokera kwa mulungu wamkazi wa Lenin, yemwe chipani cholamulira chidandilimbana ndi ubwana wanga wonse ndi unyamata, kenako ndidamaliza sukulu, perestroika, komanso mtundu wanji, Ndipo milungu idamangidwanso kuchokera ku Lenin kupita kwa Yesu, mukufuna Yehova, ndipo mukufuna Allah, Krsna, Ndidza, sindidza… Kusankha yemwe mumakonda kapena mumakonda?! Ndipo ngakhale Achikominisi, omwe ali ndi chowonadi chakuti kulibe Mulungu, adayamba kukhulupilira aliyense mwa iwo okha. Zamawonekedwe, ndi ovota ngati. Doomsday, ofanana ndi dziko, alendo, mwachidule, ufa ndi ufa wa anthu, kuti asakwiye ndipo asapemphe chakudya. Kusintha zonse. Ndipo Chikhulupiriro ndi chikaiko ndi chidziwitso, ndipo kutentheka ndi chida pamaso pa wina ndi mnzake. Monga Orthodox ina inanenera: a Orthodox siali akhristu, koma Alahakbar ayenera kupha aliyense. Mwachidule, ntchito ya Mulungu, iyi ndi nkhani yaumwini. Tidakhala m’nkhalango ya Lavra, nthawi yozizira ndimachita mantha ndikuyesa kusungunula moto kuchokera ku mitengo yozizira yokhazikitsidwa ndi amonke masiku ovuta, ndipo akuwotcha mzinda. Ndipo akumira chifukwa chiyani? Ndipo kenako, kulawa kutentha. M’moyo wopanda pokhala, chakudya chotentha chimasowa kwambiri, makamaka nyengo yozizira. Soseji, zakudya zosavuta komanso zakudya zina zothamanga kwakhala kotopetsa. Koma chinthu chachikulu chinali patsogolo. Pambuyo pake Lech adadzatcha Humanoid. Wapolisi wacigawo amulola kuti azisuta fodya ali ndi zaka khumi ndi ziwiri, popeza amayi ake anali atayamba kuluma chifukwa chakumwa kulumwa.
– Kukula sikutuluka, ndiye