TSIKU. Choonadi choseketsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
chifukwa chogwiririra aphunzitsi, ndipo adasiya. Tangonena:
– Ndipha ngati simupereka!! – adapatsa mantha moyo wake. Ngakhale anali wamtali kwambiri, mano ake anali ochepa atatu kuposa mahatchi ake.
– , Chabwino, mwamwa mowa? Ndidafunsa.
– Eya. adayankha ndikukhala pamoto, womwe udawotchedwa, koma. Tarzan adatsimikiziranso dzina lake. Komabe, ndinayendetsa mitengo yozizira iyi. Ndi mkaidi wazambiri, wazaka khumi ndi zisanu ndi zinayi wam’mbuyo pambuyo pake, adatsalira ku Sovdep, ndipo adalowa mu demokalase, adamulembera iye kutuluka mnyumba ndikuthandizira amayi ake kuyeretsa, atangogulitsa nyumba momwe adakulira ndikukhala moyo wawo wonse kufikira kuderalo. Anali wozizira, atakhala akuba, ndipo anamasulidwa ngati wopemphapempha, koma pakuwona sananene choncho. Adavala ngati katswiri wazamalonda, adavala magalasi oyenera, ndikubisa ma tattoo m’manja mwake ndi magolovesi azikopa ndipo sanagule chilichonse, Mulungu ali ndi chilichonse. Ankakhala mumsewu ndikuyika ndalama zonse zomwe adalandira ponyenga zabodza pa hostel. Chifukwa chake anali wokonda zinthu zakuthupi ndipo amakonda zokambirana zamabizinesi m’malo mwa ndewu.
Vika, mayi yekha wamkazi pakati pathu, ndi wamng’ono komanso watopa pang’ono pang’ono pokha ndi kumwa tsiku lililonse. Ankakhala ku Estonia, banja lolemera. Atakwatirana bwino ndikusamukira kwa amalume ake ndi amuna awo ku Pskov, komwe amuna awo adapha amalume ake, ndipo anagulitsa kanyumba kake, koma sanalandire ndalama ndipo anathamangira ku St. Ndinafika mchilimwe ndikupitilizabe kumvetsetsa, koma tsankho la dziko linapulumuka iye kuchokera pagulu, ndipo adalumikizana nafe kudzera Tarzan. Adamwa ndipo adasiya kuwonetsa. Zowona, adangopatsidwa ntchito, koma ogula kwambiri, kenako theka lokha ndipo osatinso.
Dima, gawo lotsatira la gulu lathu lomwe adavala, adayendetsa – Churka.
Amawoneka ngati nyama yankhumba yosuta, amapeza ndalama mosamala m’matchalitchi. Ndinapita ndi chikwama cham’mbuyo ndikunena kuti akufuna kupita kunyumba ku Kazakhstan. Ndipo izi zakhala zikuchitika kwa zaka khumi ndi ziwiri. Adawononga theka la ndalama zake, ndi theka pa hostel.
Ndi zambiri za Lyokha. Lyokha anali wophunzitsira pa fayilo yachipatala ndipo anali atavala wosayankhula: chovala chamtundu wamdima wakuda m’chigawo chakumanzere chomwe chimang’ambika pa seams ndipo mawonekedwe owoneka amaso otuwa, omwe amachititsa manyazi mawonekedwe ake kudziko la charomyga. Chipewa chake chopepuka chinaoneka ngati zigawenga. Zomwe zimasowa ndi nthiti yofiyira pa visor ngati zigawenga, koma idasinthidwa ndi mawonekedwe a utoto wabuluu. Adawonekeranso zala za manja ndi masaya ake, zomwe adazikanda pomwe utotowo sunakhale utawuma kale. Ndipo adadzidetsa usiku m’mawa, titakumana naye pasitima yapansi panthaka. Adalongosola izi poti alonda omwe ali ndi metro adamupempha kuti ajambulitse malire a plywood pafupi ndi mtengo wamsewu, wokhala pa Eve Chaka Chatsopano ma ruble makumi asanu. Koma adavomereza bizinesi iyi, koma palibe maburashi omwe adapezeka ndipo Lech adagwiritsa ntchito Brashi ya nsapato, ndipo adakanda masaya ake chifukwa adakanda, ndipo chipewa chake chidang’ambidwa ndi manja opentedwa chifukwa nsabwe zophimba kumutu zomwe sizoposa mutu wa mphaka ndipo izi sizoseketsa. Madzulo, chimphepo chamkuntho chinawomba pamtengo. Koma Lyokha anali ovuta moron, komanso zofuna zauchigaŵenga, makamaka, popempha ndalama za mkate, ayi, sichoncho. Pamene adafuwulira mkate pamsewu, ambiri adangomusiya, kenako, nakoloweka nsana pansi pa mkono kapena kuchokera kumutu ndi malo ena, adawaponyera, mwakachetechete kuthamangira kukhosi kwa womenyedwayo, yemwe adakhala azimayi adyera ma Russia atsopano ndi mayiko osiyanasiyana. Ndipo adaseka mobisa, nawatemberera mibadwo inayi. Awo anali Lech. Kenako adanenanso kuti tipite kumadzulo ku Tchalitchi cha Nikolaev, chomwe chili pafupi ndi Sennaya Square ndi kukameta ndalama.
Zachidziwikire, Churka ndi Vika achoka pazomwe akuti akufuna, lingaliro labodza. Dima adapita ku Kukuyevo kwa nzika yakwawo, ndipo Vika adapanga botolo la vinyo ndi Kostya wogontha, yemwe analibe khutu, iwo adamuthamangitsa ku Chechnya ndipo sanamuphe, koma iyi ndi nkhani ina.
Popeza tidadya chakudya chotentha chozizira komanso chotsekedwa ndi mpweya wabwino komanso pakatikati pa metropolis, ndikuchimwa ndi mowa, tidayamba bizinesi yathu ngati njuchi. Panali ndalama mumsewu wapansi panthaka ndipo tinadumpha pazotchinga. Lyokha, sanali wolemera pakukula, anayenda modekha pansi pa chozungulira, atawerama pang’ono. Tarzan adakwawa pansi pa mpanda wonyamula, ndipo ine ndi ma kilogalamu zana ndi khumi ndi zitatu, tidadutsa malo osungiramo katundu, ndikumangirira gule lambiri kwa wophunzira woyenda wocheperako, kapena m’malo mwake opendekera, potero kugwera m’malo osunthika ndi mipiringidzo yopingasa. Mtsikanayo adagonja mwachikondi pomwe ndimkankha mwamphamvu ndi “screwdriver” yanga, ndikupepesa ndikuthamanga, kutayika munyanjayo. Pansi pa kanyumba ka sitima yapansi panthaka tidakumana. Nditadikirira sitimayo, tinakankhira mungolo yodzaza ndi ma crampon ndipo…
Tarzan adafuwula pa galimoto yonse kuchokera mbali ina:
– Dzuka tafika!!! – adakwera kumipando ndikuchotsa mabwana ndi mamanejala monyinyirika. Abentheni iwo ndipo adagona. Anthu anali chete komanso odekha. Zowona, achichepere awiri adafuna kuchiritsa vwende, koma m’modzi mwa iwo adatseka maso ake nthawi yomweyo ndikukakamizidwa ndi gulu. Kungoti Tarzan anali pachibwenzi zaka zingapo mderalo ndi mmonke wakale wa ku Tibet, katswiri wa masewera andewu.
Titafika ku Sennaya Square, tinathamangira kukakwera nawo. Wina adathamangira m’mbuyo, adakwapula Tarzan pa coccyx ndikuthawa, ndikuwatsimikizira kuti a St. Petersburger, omwe sanaweruzidwe, sanapange ziphuphu konse, panali akatswiri a Neva ndipo sanataye mtima. Tarzan, ngakhale anali wamba, adamuyang’ana iye mwakachetechete.
Atagwera pa escalator, popanda chochita, Tarzan adayamba kuthamangitsa Humanoid ngati kamwana. Adakwapula, pang’ono, ndipo, kukana, adakwiya.
– Mulekeni, Tarzan! – akukonza chipewa chake, chomwe chinkakulira Lech. – kumaliza!
Tarzan anasiya kaye kwakanthawi, ndipo Humanoid, pogwiritsa ntchito nthawiyo, anadzipukutira yekha ndi kuvula, anayamba kuphwanya mbewa pagulu. Tarzan sanakonde izi, komanso oyenda pansi atayimirira ndikugudubuza wokwera.
– Ndiwe chiyani, ng’ombe, titichititse manyazi? adakalipa pansi panthaka yonse ndikupitiliza kugwedeza Humanoid. Lokha sanathe kuyimilira ndikuwakankhira “kalulu wa nyani”, adapunthwa ndikugwa pamsana pake, ndikufinya anthu osalakwa. Kuchokera pagulu la anthu omwe akukhululukawo adatsata. Chifukwa cha Tarzan, aliyense ataimirira kumanja, kenako kumanzere, adayamba kugwa. Ndipo kuyimitsidwa kokha ndi woyang’anira escalator adapulumutsidwa ku kuvulala, koma adakulitsa mphamvu yakugwa. Mulu waung’ono udawoneka kale pansipa.
Kuchokera pansewu yapansi panthawiyi tidasekedwa, ndipo Tarzan ndi fingal.
– Chabwino, kushu-wushu kwanu kuli kuti? anafunsa Humanoid. – chiyani, schmuck, wapeza?
– Khalani, bastard. – Wofinya Tarzan, kuyika chisanu m’diso lake. – Bwino pitani doko.
– Okonda, kodi mpingo watalikira? Ndidafunsa.
.. Kuwala kwa buluu, mukuwona mafuta? – adawonetsa Lyokha.
– Eya, kumoto ndi iwe wekha, kuli bwanji kuti uzidule?! – Ndinadabwa kuwona mtunda kuchokera kwa ife kupita kwa iye, monga Beijing.
– Palibe, muyenera kutengera kuti mwana wanu azisungiratu, ndipo zochuluka zidzakutengani. – adalemba Tarzan.
– Ndiwe munthu wamtopola! – Lech adawombedwa ndipo pomwepo adayambitsa chipolowe cha Tarzan.
– Kodi mudakali pano? Kodi mwagula vinyo?
– Ndipo za chiyani?! Humanoid adafunsa, uku akutulutsa maso ake ocheperako.
– Pa bulu wanu! Adapita kutali, kununkha galu! – adalamula Tarzan.
– Mukumva chiyani?! – adakhumudwitsa Lyokha.
Moona, ndikadakhala ndi ndalama, ndikadampatsa, koma ndizomwe zimawonedwa mu Humanoid. Nthawi zonse amakhala ndi ndalama. Iye yekha adaganiza kuti sitikudziwa, ndipo tidaganiza kuti tikudziwa, popeza nthawi zonse timayimilira kumbuyo kwake.
Atamwa botolo la doko, Lech adadzuka natiwuza. Kupita kunjira yolunjika, sitidakhalanso ndi nkhawa.
– Opanda manyazi!! – tidamva mawu akulu, akale. Atatembenuka ndikuwona Lech atayimirira, yemwe amangolembera pakati panjira, osalabadira omwe akudutsa. Ndipo agogo okalamba a gypsy okha adayankha. Sanasinthe. Adatulutsa chotsegulira cha Soviet pa ntchito popanda kubisa manyazi, ndipo osayima