Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky
-on Harutun, jigide. Dika onye okacha mara, choputa ihe di iche na shit na shal.
– Anaghị m aokedụ ya. Apchi. Amaghị m otú e si eme ya.
– Dị ka sịga, ahapụla anwụrụ ọkụ. Asị m, etinyekwala ya n’ọnụ gị, hapụ oghere maka ịnye ikuku n’akpa ume ma dọpụta, webata ma hapụ ya. Dọkasi ya ma nwee mmetuta n’ime gị.
Harutun jiri nwayọ gafere ma bulie jamb ahụ. Ọ okedụrụ sịga, dịka onye isi ahụ nyere iwu. Mgbe obere oge gachara, ọ ghọrọ ngwa nri ma daa ogbi dị ka toki.
– Nye nwa. – Ottila chefuru ma nye iwu Harutun. -Ka ogha n’iru ulo mkporo… – ka oghara elekere Ottila gara n’ihu -Arutun, alle. Kedu ihe ị na-akpali?
– Ah? Nye.. – agadi nwoke ahụ feere wee nwee uche. O jiri sịga. Idot buru jamb ahụ, fụọ ma nyefee ya na mpaghara ahụ. Ọ malitere agba nke abụọ, n’oge na-adịghịkwa anya Incephalopath kwụsịrị ikiri ụkwụ.
– Ọ dị mma, gịnị? – hapụ Bedbug. – anwụrụ? Kedu ihe ị na-a smokingụ sịga, nwa?
– Belomor. – Enwetara m otu ngwugwu nke Idot ma were nke ọ bụla na sịga. Gbochie ya. Ha weere ma see siga.
– Ọ dị mma, gwa m otu ị siri tinye hemp? – Bedbug bidoro.
– Heh, ị nwere ike ịgwa m na mbido etu ị siri zụọ ya n’ụzọ iwu? – agbakwunye Harutun.
– Dị ka, heh. – Idot akpadoro. – na traktọ.
– Gịnị ka ị na-akpagbu, salaga? – Harutun awụrụ. -Ọ bụ traktọ, ọ na – akọ ya. Nọdụ ala, bastard! Maka ndu!!!
– Ee, nọdụ, gị, ma ọ bụghị na ị guzo dịka nko. N’ebe ahụ, nọdụ na veranda – corporal na-atụ aro ụra.
– Na nkenke, egwuregwu a na-eme. – mmalite nke Idot.
– Ole onye ka imutara? jụrụ Klop.
– Ee, maka onye na – anya traktọ izugbe. Ha dị mma, ha zigaara atụmatụ ahụ, hemp iji mee ka eriri dị ọcha. A na-akpụ ụdọ tarpaulin maka UAZ gị site na ụdọ hemp.
– Nke a bụ olee otu? Ottila juru ya anya. – na gịnị?
– Ezie, ha tinyere m n’elu igwe na-ewe ihe ubi.
– Ma gịnị bụ ihe a? jụrụ Klop.
– Ee. – Ekwenye Incephalopath.
– Ma ebee ka ịmara? – iju Klop juru.
«A bụ m nwata, Apchi,» Harutun bidoro, mana Idot gara n’ihu:
– … bụ ọgwụ riri ahụ.
– Mechie, nwa nkita! – Harutun nwere obi uto. – ị na-egwu egwu, apchi, ị nọdụ ala ogologo oge.
– Wetuo obi, Harutun. – Klop chiri ọchị. – gaa n’ihu.
– Ọ dị mma, na mgbe m bụ nwata, ebiri m ma mụọ na Caucasus na Sharaga, anyị nwekwara isiokwu – a kpọrọ igwe ọrụ ugbo. Yabụ, anyị gafere igwe igwe na-ewe ihe ubi. O, upchi, rapara na Belarus ma obu MTZ-40. Voot, apchi.
– Ma ihe ọzọ bụ? – chigharịkwuuru nwa ewu.
– Ọ dị mma, agbagoro m n’elu ụlọ … – Idot gara n’ihu.
– O lee ya? jụrụ Klop.
«Ee, dị ka mkpokọta, apchi, otu na ibe ya,» kọwara intsephalopath. – naanị anyị nwere ọnụnọ, na, apchi, ha nwere n’ọhịa.
– Ahụrụ m. Gini bu ihe ozo?
– Ọ dị mma, ana m aga. – mmalite nke Idot.
– M drunkụrụ mmanya ozugbo. – gbakwunyere Klop.
– Gịnị, apchi, hemp bụ oke osimiri. – Harutun pinned.
– Mba, onye isi, onye uwe ojii mpaghara na onye nọọsụ kpọgara anyị na traktọ. Enwere ike ebu ebu nwere ranetka, mana ọ nweghị ọzọ. Dọkịta na-etinye mgbatị ya mgbe niile. Enweghị windo na traktọ, okpomọkụ, naanị ụlọ na ikuku, ma site na stovu na uzu na-aga. Ruo awa anọ nnofega na-eku ume nke na ise anwụrụ adịghị mkpa. E kwuwerị, ị nọ n’ime ya onwe gị. Ebe a. Ma n’oghere dị n’okporo ụzọ dị n’etiti nickel, ji juu, ndị Kazakhs na-ejide traktọ ahụ ma na-akwọ, na-eti, sị: «Mepee drum. Ee,» Ọ bụrụ na imepeghị ya, ha ga-egbu. I wee rubere isi. Na-ehichapu ube ahihia site na uzuzu, na uzuzu bu Galimovy hash. Maka nke a, ha na-atụba ego n’ime ọdụ ma kpofuo. Ihe ruru kilogram ise etinyere aro, ọnụ, pent!? Isi egwuregwu ahụ ruru awa atọ kpuchie ise. Nke a bụ isiokwu.
– Ma ole na ole, na atọ? – nwa Izya jụrụ, onye ji nwayọ nwayọ. – iji nwalee.
– Ọ dị mma, ọ wụbatara n’ụlọ, jerk. O ghaghi ihu na m na ajuju?
– Ka o gee ntị, ọ bụ ihe iwu kwadoro ma na – akụzi ihe – nne, onye makwara ntị ya, kwụsịrị. – kedu ihe na-eso, na-aga?
– Ọ dị nkenke, aga m aga, uzu na-efe efe wee kpuchie m, mana anaghị m ete ya, achọrọ m ikuku. Anọ m na-ele, onye ahụ na-anya ụgbọala na-aga n’ihu, ọ ga-esi na traktọ ahụ ma gbagoo n’akụkụ, traktọ ahụ ka na-aga. M na-ele onwe ya na enyo ahụ, n’ime ya, onye uwe ojii UAZ na dọkịta na-agakwuru mgbanwe mgbanwe. Anọghị m ebe a. Na site na UAZ, pent ahụ gwụsịrị mgbe nkwarụ na-agba ọsọ ịchụkwudo.
– Gịnịkwa mere o jiri chụpụ ya, ị na-akọcha? – ahụhụ Klop.
– Anwụrụ, moron, tupu mowing. Na uzu ikuku, n’ozuzu, kwatuo ulo elu nke ogbenye ya na o yiri ya ka o na-adota ijiji n’ebumnuche ndi a zubere, n’uche gi – ndi ubu ogwu. Ọzọkwa, site n’ụdị, pentes gbara ọkụ. Ọ dị mma, ọ bụ ụta dịịrị ya.
– Heh hoh huh huh. – Klop chuckled, na Harutun kwụ ọtọ, ebe ụfọdụ n’ime Caucasus … – gịnịkwa, ha jidere?
– Ee, n’ime otu elekere. Na traktọ ahụ wee banye n’ọwa mmiri.
– Ihe ọchị, apchi, n’ebe ahu. -Arutun sucked na snot.
– Ee, ihe ọchị. – akwadoro Idot. – Ọ dị mma, agara m?!
– Hehehehehe … – Ihe ndina ahụ jiri nwayọ kwụsị ịchị ọchị. – Gaa, ma echi n’ehihie ị ga-abịa. Still ga-ete ya, mgbe ahụ anyị ga-ejide gị ọzọ, anyị ga-ewepụ gị, anyị ga-akụkwa gị.
– Maka gịnị? – Idot juru ya anya ma bekee.
– Harutun, nweta ndenye aha ya maka ịpụghị. – Ohi ahu biliri ma dochie azu ya.
– Ma ọ bụ ikekwe anyị ga-ekwenye? – Idot tụrụ aro, onye kwụsịrị ibe ákwá ozugbo. – Echi ị ga-eji ezì abịa, anyị ga-ahụ. Ha niile na-apụ. Ike gwụrụ m. Thebọchị ọrụ agwụla.
– Bịanụ, apchi, onye nzuzu. – tụrụ aro Harutun wee gaa ọpụpụ.
– Idot. – soro nwa nwoke corporal.
– … Ma jiri oke, ị na-ewetara m ebule. Nwetara ya?