Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky
eto, m na-adọ gị aka na ntị oge ikpeazụ. – jiri obiọma jụọ Klop, na-ele anya ahụike. O were nnukwu ọla ya na nkuku ahụ wee bulie ya n’anya ya. O chiri ehidno na chiri nku ya. O meghere anya ya, dị ka a ga – asị na ọ bụ afọ ntachi ma meghee ọnụ ya, dị ka a ga – asị na ọ chọrọ itinye bọlbụ Ilyich n’ọnụ ya. Goon hapụrụ gosh ya wee gbadata wee were aka ya abụọ.
– Ahhhhh!!!! – mmiri riri ndị niile gbara ya gburugburu.
Ottila rutere n’ụkwụ ya, dabaa, were tie bọọlụ nke ugboro abụọ,
O jiri nku ya kughao ihe a rue oge otu oge, oso oso wee siiri ya ike na aka ya, n’ikpeazụ, jiri oso wee bulie n’ikiri ụkwụ nke Adam. Ogwe aka ahụ jiri nwayọọ gbadata agbada wee daa n ’ihu ala mabụl ya, jiri ihe niile na-arapara n’aka ya. Ottila gbara n’akụkụ otu akụkụ, tụfuru ọdịda ahụ. Ifufe na-efega usuu ndị agha ya. + Na mkpokọta, mgbanwe ahụ mere ka nhicha nke freeloads niile dị ọcha – drunks.
Ancephalopath biliri, dabere n’ubu onye siri nri.
– Daalụ, apchi, onye nchekwa. Echere m, apchi, aga m anwu ebe a.
– Kedu ka ị siri rute nke a? Ha mechiri m otu izu? You ghaworị ili.
«Onwe ya?!» Harutun chere, mana ekwughi ihe ọ bụla. Ottila lere ozo anya na corporal ma kpo oku.
– Oh, nwamba Yoshkin, kedu ihe ha mere mgbo?
– Eeh, ọ dị mma, apchi, – Harutun fegharịrị aka ya ma tụgharịa ihu ihu ya gbarụrụ agbachi: imi agbajiri agbaji, mkpịsị aka abụọ n’okpuru anya aka nri ya na atọ n’okpuru aka ekpe na ọ bụghị otu nha ihu. Cruelwa obi tara mmiri nke enweghị ebe obibi na obi ebere na otu onye. O siri ezigbo ike ochie iji bie ndụ n’ụwa.
– Mdaa… mana ’jughi ha gbasara imi ha?
– Ee e, ọ bataghị gị n’uche.. – Harutun jiri nwayọ n’azụ onyeisi ma taa ire ya dịka ọ dị na mbụ, – agbanyeghị! – o tiri mkpu, – Anya, anụrụ m na etinyere ya na ọla kọpa n’ụlọ oriri kacha nso, ndị ahụ – ha nwụrụ na ụlọ ahịa ihe mgbe ochie.
– Ole ndị? – Ottila kwụsịrị.
– Ọ dị mma, site na nnabata ha nyefere onye ahịa ihe ochie.
– Na nke nke?
– Na etiti dị n’azụ, Katidral Kazan.
– Ka anyị gaa. Ma na mberede, ha rere ya?
Ha ka si na Mos pụta. Bana na Nevsky Prospect. Dvizhuha. Ottila gakwuuru nwanne nwanne nna nwanyi guzoro n’okporo uzo ma juo a:
– Ma ebe na; Katidral Kazan?
– Nah?
– Nke ahụ bụ: dị.
– you bụghị Russian? onye ọbịa ka ọ bụ onye ọrụ ọbịa?
– Ee e. A bụ m onye gburu gburu.
– Ahụrụ m. Soro Nevsky na-aga, n’akuku Obil Square na n’akụkụ aka ekpe ị ga-ahụ Katidral.
– Daalụ. Ahụike gị na ụmụ gị … – Tupu Bedbug kelere ma soro Incephalopath banye n’okporo ụzọ.
Ekpechara ikpe ahụ nke ọma. Echigharịri ihe ncheta ahụ n’ebe ọ nọ ma tinye mkpu na nlele vidiyo.
Bedbug na Incephalopath nwetara ekele sitere n’aka Marshall n’ụdị ihe nrite ma dị njikere ịtụ anya azụmaahịa ọhụrụ.
Bedbug nọ ọdụ n’ọfịs ya na Incefalapat, ya na nwunye ya na ụmụ ya, na-ekwurita banyere ihe ndị mere eme, na-ewepụ nkọwa nke mkparị ndị mere n’oge nyocha ahụ. N’ezie, ewezugara ihe nwute ma jiri ndi ezi uche na-agha dochie ya
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Afọ ise nke ịkọ ahịhịa ndụ mkpokọ gafere, Ottila wee malite ị drunkụbiga mmanya ókè maka Intsefalapatom, ọ kachasị, ọ na-a Cụ mmanya na-egbu Clop iji weghara nwunye ya. Na inu n’uche, o dabara. Ee, Marshall akpọghịkwa.
– Ee, A ga m akpọ onwe m. – tukwasi ntu na aka ekpe ya, na hama n’ajo ojoo ya, ebe a ghagide ntu n’elu ya, jiri aka nri ya rughari ya. Oge «» mgbịrịgba «» wụrụ ya akpata oyi n’ahụ wee ju … – Ma ọ bụrụ na ọ zitere m? – Ottila nyochara ogige ụlọ ya, ebe dị n’ihu ya: ọnụ ụzọ dị n’ihu ya, ebe ịsa ahụ n’aka nri ya na nkịta na-eche nche nke ogige na-eleda onye nwe ya anya n’ihu site na oghere dị n’akụkụ akụkụ ya.
– Polkan! Ottila tiri mkpu. Nkịta ahụ mechiri anya ya. -Kel, – nkịta ahụ waara ntị ya, – Jyat, jyat! – Nkịta ji anya ya kpuchie anya ya, -Kel Manda, Katyam James! – Nkịta ahụ rịgoro n’ụlọ ntu. – Lee, Anụọhịa! – Na Russian, iwe were Klop. Iwe were ya, ma eweghị ya iwe. A sị ka e kwuwe, ụmụ nwanyị na-ewe iwe, ụmụ nwoke na-ewekwa iwe, ya na nna ya chere. Ma iwe were ya wee were nkume ahụ si n’elu àkwà ifuru ya.
– Polkan. – booms, were nke abụọ, ma kpogharia mbụ – Palkan!! – igbo, boom, -Polkan!!! – booms, booms, booms, – Pụpụ n’ọba ahụ!!!! – ụgwo, ụbọ akwara, ụbọ akwara, ụdọ akwara, ụbara abali, wdg, rue mgbe okwute dị n’ofe ifuru gafere.
– Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! – nkịta ahụ na-azụkọ mgbu ma na-egbu ọcha. Ọbụna ndị agbata obi nụrụ cheekbones. Ottila nọrọ ọdụ ma jupụta ikuku oxygen site na ngụgụ. N'ịga n’ihu, nyocha ahụ hụrụ ya n’azụ ngere, yana n’aka ekpe – n’ọnụ ụzọ ụlọ obibi nke obibi ahụ.
– Ottila, ha bịakwutere gị! – O si n’ọnụ ụzọ Jerụsael. Theta ahụ tụgharịrị. Nwunye guzoro na ntị ya n’ihu ọnụ ụzọ. Si n’okpuru sket, ihu mara mma nke Izi pụtara na mberede. Ọ dịworị afọ iri na asaa. O jikwa anya ọchị nye Caucasian anya.
– Gịnị ka ị na-eme ebe ahụ? – juchara nna – nna nna ya nwụrụ.
– Ọ dị mma, si n’okpuru uwe mwụda ahụ pụọ! – O kuru aka ya n’isi wee kwee isi ya n’ime onwe ya. Baska apụọla.
– Kpọọ ha ebe a. Ottila zara, ma were ntu n’elu aka ekpe ya, were hama ghazie ya.
Site n’ebe dị anya dị n’ụlọ ahụ, ụjọ na-agwụ ike. N’oge na-adịghị anya, Incephalopath pụtara, na-adọkpụ onye omekome ahụ site na mmachi nke olu. Ọ dọkpụrụ ya banye na veranda ahụ tụba ya n’ime ogige ụlọ. Onye omekome ahụ agbagharị dị ka bọl n’ime etiti.
– Onye obu? – jụrụ, site na anyanwụ Ottila gburu.
– Ebe a, ebe a. Oooh! Kelere, apchi, na omume. Oooh. Oooh.
– Gini ka o mere? – jiri nwayọ jụọ ogige ahụ.
– Ya, ya, apchi, n’ime mkpo hemp rub, apchi, ghota.
– Olee otú? – Ogbulu ahụ weliri anya ya elu mee ihe banyere nwoke ahụ ma jiri ya na-akụ ya isi ya. – Ewoo, fuck!
– Ọ na-agha ụgha. – Idot nke ejidere na aha Kolomiyytso, nwa Pankrat, Ataman nke Cossacks na Nchekwa Anụmanụ na gburugburu.
– Gi,