Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky
ụlọ aka ya bụ nke ya. Site n’ụzọ, Chineke nyere ya nwanyị mara mma na ihu mara mma.
Mana o nwere mmechuihu site na mgbasa ozi ozo nke dọkịta si St. Petersburg, bu ubochi ikpeezu ya, mgbe Sarah dara nria na nna ya na-echesi ya ike.
– Nwanyị, dị ime, nke a na-emekwa ya ọrịa. – Dọkịta kwubiri ngwa ngwa.
– Onye bu nna? Ka emechara, onweghị onye na-abịakwute ya?! – iju Klop juru. – Ewezuga ezinụlọ.
– Amaghi. Enwere ike ime nyocha DNA, mana ntinye a nwere ike ịmetụta mmepe nwata. Mgbe amụrụ gị, ị ga-ahụ: nna bụ onye Negro ma ọ bụ onye China. – zara dọkịta ahụ ma pụọ ozugbo. Izzy sooro ya.
– Dọkịta, daalụ maka ịhapụghị m.
– Firstly, daalụ agaghị enweta…
– Oh, ndo, doc. – Izya wepụtara akwụkwọ nyocha ya n’akpa uwe ya wee jiri nọmba ahụ egosiri na mbụ wee bibie dọkịta ahụ.
– Ma mara, dọkịta ahụ setịrị aka ya na nlele ahụ. – agwakọta ọbara, nke a bụ ihe dị egwu. N’ime iri asatọ na iteghete, nwa ebu n’afọ nwere ike ịpụta n’ihu.
– Olee otú nke ahụ si bụrụ?
– A mụrụmakwụkwọ nwere ike ịmụ nwa.
– Onye? – Barked n’akụkụ nke ọzọ nke Bedbug wee gbakwuru ndị na – anọchite anya ndị ọbịa.
Gịnị kpatara ya? Ọ tụgharịrị na Izya na Sarah ghọrọ ndị okenye n’otu oge ahụ. Ma ndu bu ndu.
Ottila diri ya n’echi ya, n’ihi na ya onwe ya bu nwa nke anumanu. Ntre nso?
…Na mberede enwere nkpu onu nke onu ulo ebe okpuru ulo ahu dara ma Ottila gbawara.
– Ọzọ emechikwala ụzọ maka nkwado. – Iwe were Bedbug.
N’ime ọkara nke ụlọ ahụ, ụda nke Arutun na-adọrọ mmadụ n’ike n’ike bụ ihe edozi.
– Harutun na-adọta onye ọzọ. meghariri Klop onwe ya ma legide anya na nche ya. – Ewoo, yo-mayo! Abalị atọ?!
Harutun pụtara n’ọnụ ụzọ kichin wee sị:
– Na! M jidere ya! – ma tụba n’etiti agadi nwoke, onye nọrọ afọ iri atọ na asatọ na mpaghara. Nke a pụtara ìhè site na egbugbu n’ahụ niile. Ogbugbu ya na-acha ka uwe elu, nke mere na ọ jere ije naanị n’okpuru uwe ya, yana oge oyi. Agadi nwoke ahụ na-atụsi anya ike ịkụ.
– Gịnị ka ọ bụ? jụrụ Klop.
– Wooh, apchi, nke a na – apụta otu hemp etere na ahịhịa ahụ, ma banyekwa nne nne Key. -Arutun dabere na jamb ya ukwu aka.
– Ee?? – iju Klop juru. – Ma gịnị, ọ na – ete?
– Ee, obuna kedu, o si akwa akwa a, – weputara bọọdụ hash ya nke n’akpa uwe ya.
– Nke ahụ bụ ihe hash? – O setiri aka ya were boolu. Ọ tụgharịrị ya iru, sụọ aka, tụọ ya. – Afọ iri na ise ga-adọta. Kwagharịa. Odi nma, gini ka ikwuru, nna nna?
– Ọ na-agha ụgha. – agadi nwoke gbachie ụkwụ. – obughi nkem.
– Na onye? apchi.
– Nke gị, ọ bụ ya.. ma kwụgidere anyị, na mụ na Claudia fụrụ ọhịa n’ime ọhịa. Na mkpokọta, ịnyịnya a na-akụ.
– Gịnị? – gbawara Intsephalopath. – Ọ bụ ihe na-atọ ụtọ ihe ịnyịnya ahụ mere n’ebe mkpofu ahịhịa, pịpọsịrị ahịhịa, nke na-eto n’ebe ahụ? Ma ọ bụ gia? Na hemp nọ na-eri nri, ndụ na-agwụ elu, onye nwe ya – schmuck, yabụ o kpebiri ichefu. Ma enweghi ndidi.
– Ee e, m chetara. Onye ọzụzụ atụrụ na-agafe agafe. Ọ tụtụtara akpa, ma ọ bụ tee ya aka ma pụọ. Na gịnị? Ọ bụ ihe a ma ama, n’enweghị nchekwa, mana enweghị ego maka swipes. Na m chọrọ ichefu. Onye ọzụzụ atụrụ wee bata.
– Chei, ị kwuru? – Ohi ahu rigoro n’oche. -Ọ siri ike ịlele n’ụlọ ọgwụ n’ụtụtụ.
«Whonye ka ị na-ege ntị, nna m ukwu, apchi,» Harutun nwere ọrinụ. – Ọ dị otu a: nne nne Klava gba ọtọ, jelly mmanụ jọrọ njọ, gị, n’ihi na ọ gaghị ehicha azụ ya? M gbara ọsọ na ahịhịa, na-efu na hemp bushes.
– ninggba ọsọ? – grinned agadi nwoke.
– Na mbido i gosipụtara ya, mana ị dị nro, ma ọ ka bụ nwanyị, n’agbanyeghị agadi. N’ime ahihia ị kaghị, ị na-ekpochapụ ájá na-enye ọ thatụ nke ejiri mma jiri ya were rapara. You tụpụ mma ahụ ebe ahụ, n’ụtụtụ, anyị ga-ahụ ya na mkpịsị aka gị n’elu ya, yana n’elu mma ahụ – gash, ya bụ, dope.
Agadi nwoke ahụ jiri nwayọ dina dina na mberede. E kwuwerị, ihe niile dị ka ụdị nke Harutun si kwuo?!
– Ma kedu ka o si taa isi ya n’ụkwụ, bụ onye nzuzu ochie. A sị ka e kwuwe, ebe ahụ ka obodo niile dị site n’oge nnụnụ.
– Vo kwuru! – Bedbug di nganga nke ndi no n’okpuru ya. – mana kedu ebe itugoro ihe a, onye otu?
– Ya, ahụrụ m onwe m, achọrọ m wepụ ya na ekwentị m, mana batrị ahụ nwụrụ.
– Ndo. – Klop sighed.
– Gịnị n’ezie? Apchi. jụrụ Klop.
– Ọ bụ ihe nwute na batrị ahụ nwụrụ. – Apụrụ m akwa m n’elu oche m ma gagharịa n’ime ụlọ ahụ. – Anaghị m emegharị ụbụrụ m.
– Ee, okwu nzuzu a niile, onye isi. Anọgharị Shit na-agba ịnyịnya, ọ bụrụgodi, ejighi aka m jide ya ma ihe niile dị ebe a bụ mkpesa maka mkpesa nke ụzọ n’ụzọ anọ. – mechie agadi nwoke ahụ wee malite ibili.
– Sit, apchi, bastard! – kwara Harutun agadi nwoke. – Gịnị ka anyị ga-eme, Patron?
– Nke a bụ iji ike mee ihe n’ụzọ na – adịghị mma! – agadi nwoke ahụ were iwe.
– Ma ị gbachi nkịtị! Ottila gbara egwu. -Expertise ga – egosi. Ikpe mara gị, ọ bụrụ n’ịchọrọ ị gaa mpaghara, ị ga-anọdụ ala ruo ụtụtụ ụtụtụ mgbe ụlọ ọrụ ọkachamara ahụ bịarutere. Ma ọ bụ, ekenye m gị otu narị ọrụ ọrụ n’ụlọ. ogige siri ike.
– Nke a bụ ebe? – jụrụ agadi nwoke dina na dina na kichin.
– Bilie ma fechaa ya, ejide ya. Harutun ga-akọwara gị ihe niile n’okporo ụzọ. Ewoo, Harutun, echefuru m ya: were nkwuputa obi sitere n’ala ala obi ya ma ọ bụrụ na ị naghị ego ọrụ, chọta mma, emetụla aka gị aka, kechie ya na akpa. Ma gị, agadi, ọ bụrụ na ị ga-arụ ọrụ ebube, ị ga-efu naanị otu ọkara nke boar.
– N’ime, ma? – agadi nwoke ahụ were iwe. – Ebee ka m ga-enweta ya?
– Mechie, chichi, mgbe onye isi na – eme mkpebi.
– Oh,